Night Crumbs
45-year-old Sam Taylor-Wood married the 22-year-old father of her two kids Aaron Johnson. Yeah, Sam was Aaron's age when he was born. The only thing I want to know is if Sam is going to wait until after the honeymoon to teach a class at The Learning Annex on how to achieve an A+ head game since that's obviously how she got herself this hot piece. I have my tuition money ready. - Lainey Gossip
Happy Man Nipple Friday - The Berry
Dick Cheney is somebody's father-in-law - Towleroad
Who knew that the image of a lion eating a zebra with its ass would be the most stunning image I've ever seen - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Johnny Depp was passing his peen to everyone including his publicist - Celebitchy
Another day, another set of pictures of Miley Cyrus looking like a Piggly Wiggly lot lizard - The Superficial
FYI: A baby came out of Anna Faris' vagine - ICYDK
Mila Kunis gives a teddy bear a face full of ass - Popoholic
I can't be happy for Zachary Quinto when he's wearing SALMON FUCKING COLORED SHORTS - Just Jared
Oh, Zachary Quinto could've worn worse... He could've worn the rags of fug Stepford Katie wore - Popsugar
I don't know if it's part of the plot or anything, but the Wizard looks constipated - Videogum
Ciara goes SANS FARDS to dine in the Garden of Chicken Cutlets - Crunk + Disorderly
John Stamos would have a mirror in front of his bathtub - SOW
We're still trying to make Blake NotSoLively happen - I'm Not Obsessed
Pupeh's first time - Cityrag
BARF. - Hollywood Rag
I'm just here for the Lady Chablis....and RuPaul..... and Raquel Welch.... and Cristal Connors - OMG Blog
• 
Submitted by sonne on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 4:33am.
Damn, John Stamos just gets hotter with age per the link WinterOwl posted.
*****************
Sonne, that's an old pic, I believe. Maybe 12 years old. It looks like Richard Branson's island. That's where he honeymooned with Rebecca Romijn so I'm pretty sure it was taken back then.
He's probably not as thin now, but still, it's John Stamos. : D
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I was just about to launch into a tirade after seeing the Dick Cheney story made my head spin...
But JOHN STAMOS brought me back into reality.
God, I want a bathtub filled with John Stamos...
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 5:58am.
ride that young dick, you know what they say....
young, dumb and full of cum.
giddit.
--
hehehe They look happy on the beach... wish them luck Loopy, they may need it later on!
As for the rest of the comment, hello... paging obvious! lolololol Loops! <333
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠░░░░
oh dave, I though Katie started dressing that way to get back at the paps. Duh, didn't work. She's meh, Suri's the real star here!
Zach's piece Jonathan Groff is so easy on the eyes! ;P
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠░░░░
love me some john stamos. does anyone else yell out they have an uncle jesse when they get a full house in poker?
-----------
"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Blind item about 2 months ago saying that this actress dresses in a way her husband hates, and that they are separated. This was when Tom Cruise was making a film and now he is promoting it and you never see them photographed together. I think Katie must have gotten the goods on someone and figured out how to escape.
http://popslave.tumblr.com/
ride that young dick, you know what they say....
young, dumb and full of cum.
giddit.
Aaron appears to be a homosexual.
Why do old fish find young homosexuals to be hot?
(ask Madonna and Halle)
Damn, John Stamos just gets hotter with age per the link WinterOwl posted. Agree with you all about 69, too, and soooo glad to hear others say it.
Sorry! They look like mother and son :(
She does not look 45! Dang I have friends 35 who look older than this. Good for her, good for them. The look very happy.
Love is a good thing, hate is a bad thing.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I think essentially, Johnny Depp is a good guy, but I am glad as hell that the public is finally catching on that he's not perfect.
***********************************
Silly rabbit.
That's a sweet Shirtless Friday THE BERRY!
What lovable little puppies in the yard, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3333
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠░░░░
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:33pm.
I love me some John Stamos. I would wash his back,front and save his dong for last.
**************
http://www.whosay.com/johnstamos/photos/142886
You're welcome! : P
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I love me some John Stamos. I would wash his back,front and save his dong for last.
I have no idea who Sam and Aaron are. That relationship gives me the willies. In 20 years, when he's still considered young, she'll be a senior. Will he still want to hump on her old vag?
@Lucifer_Sam: Thanks! Yours is pretty awesome too. Wasn't Syd Barrett absolutely beautiful in his youth?
@IrishFury: His issues with her are so strange, they have nothing to do with me. Mainly EXTREME jealousy on his part.
Re 69: Side-by-side 69 avoids the dangling factor.
That's pretty low of Johnny Depp to say he is ' bored senseless " with Vanessa Paradis, the mother of his children..I think he is just a philanderer, and can't commit to one relationship for too long...He isn't that hot anymore, and he should have more respect for Vanessa than that....
Robin Baum looks like a downtrodden JLo.
Johnny's not looking so great anymore - Robin, you're move.
Darth Cheney is Satan's henchman here on earth, but he loves his daughters and grandchildren and supports gay marriage. He's still Satan's henchman with a special level of hell reserved just for him.
I wish Aaron Johnson & Sam Taylor-Wood all the best. I hope he doesn't find himself a widower and single parent in a few years, given Sam's health history.
**************************************************
"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
MK, you should've posted this pic a while back: http://www.whosay.com/johnstamos/photos/142886
It's Stamos in the shower!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
GG- apparently so!
miz cynical, like my grandma told me, "men are dogs".
I vented yesterday in my disappointment in Johnny Depp if the rumors are true that he's been whoring around. I mean, really? Your publicist? And then Vanessa was probably insecure as hell wondering if it was just a biz relationship or an affair. This also goes back to my rant earlier about how some guys can be so lazy when it comes to their affairs :).
Submitted by IrishFury: "It's like getting an amazing massage but having to wash the floor at the same time."
AHAHAHAHAHHA!!! That's fucking genius.
Besides which I don't want someone's nose in my butt. Just let me blow you and you can do me later. Or vice versa.
Uggh. I nearly feel in love with Aaron Johnson after watching "Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging", but immediately fell out of love with him after a quick visit to IMDB. Something about a guy not even out of his teen years getting with a chick old enough to be his mum skeeves the shit out of me.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Haha Gardening Girl - You know Terrence Howard is always 69 prepared!!
I'm 37 and my boyfriend is 10 years younger and GORGEOUS.
The key to keeping a young guy happy (besides blowjobs, obviously) is that I'm confident and even though he is probably hotter than me I don't get jealous. He hates the drama that comes with more insecure, younger women.
In summation, young ladies, don't nag!
69 talk. I really, really, really like giving head but in a 69, I dunno there's just too much going on and I cannot concentrate. lol
Not that I wouldn't, but it isn't usually my favourite thing to do.
IF, for your 69 skeevs, may I suggest babywipes?
Whamo, as long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit. :D
MK thank you for putting a link featuring John Stamos! *drools*
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:27pm.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to agree.... but this is still some funnah shit here!!! The fumes = VOM!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:49pm.
Whamo -- for what it's worth, I totally agree with IrishFury on the 69 thing.
-------------------------------------------
Lol, ya I can see your point no probs, its not my fav or anything, there are enough things to do so if a woman doesn't like something just do something you both like, I have friends who's wife don't like giving Bj at all and to me I'd feel guilty to have her do it and not like it, it just wouldn't be fun so why bother. Now if ALL she wanted ever to do is missionary let's say and was a prude I'd have an issue. Sex is such a mental thing you have to connect or there or its just not fun.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:27pm.
It's like getting an amazing massage but having to wash the floor at the same time
********
Hahahaha. That's funny.
************
Submitted by mike on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 6:39pm.
eh, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, I guess
He reminds me of that odd-looking guy from Gossip Girl (or perhaps it's just the look he's giving the camera).
_______________________________________________
ew. He does look like Ed Westwick, whom I can't stand, for some reason I've never been able to really figure out. I just dislike him intensely.
_______________________________________________
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:27pm.
69 has to be the most awkward and uncomfortable and ugly position in sex. Concentrating on two things, I don't think so. I hate it, won't do it and don't want some guys full hairy asshole and fur balls dangling down in my face.UGH! Hated it from the start and now am FUCK THE FUCK OFF when it comes to that position. CHRIST! FUCK!
*******
Why don't you get on top to avoid the dangling factor?
******************************
Good point but I think most men who initiate it like to be on top. I'd never initiate it. I can do lots of great things in the bedroom but multitask is not one of them! Too much going on, too many ifs, ands and BUTTS. Too much action, not enough pleasure. It's like getting an amazing massage but having to wash the floor at the same time. It's a CHRIST!FUCK! situation all-round, at least in my opinion.
________________________________
Dark-sided!
Whamo -- for what it's worth, I totally agree with IrishFury on the 69 thing. There's nothing worse than seeing a guy's hairy balls hanging down in front of your face. For example: if Chris Meloni appeared in front of me and all of a sudden got into the 69 position, I'd be like, "really, dude?" It's not good, Whams.
"Let's Have a Kiki" is the greatest video of all time. OF ALL TIME.
**********
No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:46pm.
STW and AJ got together when he was underage and she was directing him in Nowhere Boy. He played John Lennon with BLUE EYES. (To quote IF, CHRISTFUCK!)
And I also concur with IF re: 69. Totally stupid, cannot concentrate on two things at once, and do not want hairy dangly bits hovering over my face.
*CHRISTFUCK going on a bumpersticker*
***************************
IV, do I get royalties or just live with pride?!
________________________________
Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:27pm.
69 has to be the most awkward and uncomfortable and ugly position in sex. Concentrating on two things, I don't think so. I hate it, won't do it and don't want some guys full hairy asshole and fur balls dangling down in my face.UGH! Hated it from the start and now am FUCK THE FUCK OFF when it comes to that position. CHRIST! FUCK!
*******
Why don't you get on top to avoid the dangling factor?
************
STW and AJ got together when he was underage and she was directing him in Nowhere Boy. He played John Lennon with BLUE EYES. (To quote IF, CHRISTFUCK!)
And I also concur with IF re: 69. Totally stupid, cannot concentrate on two things at once, and do not want hairy dangly bits hovering over my face.
*CHRISTFUCK going on a bumpersticker*
►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄
Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:27pm.
69 has to be the most awkward and uncomfortable and ugly position in sex
_________________________________________________
Sorry the whole post made me laugh!!! I would never want a women to do ANYTHING she's not comfortable with and I'm not just saying that. The worse thing is knowing your girls is not happy, what's the use if she's not into something, if you want one way gratification you might as well just take care of yourself.
I think that 69 pic should go on their 2012 xmas card. Hi Ma!
YAS to man nipples!!! :D
wtf? a double post three minutes apart?
wow...that 69 pic just looks awk. 69ing isn't my cup of tea either, but I am all for doing both ways....just not at the same time!
_______________________________________________
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
wtf? a double post three minutes apart?
wow...that 69 pic just looks awk. 69ing isn't my cup of tea either, but I am all for doing both ways....just not at the same time!
_______________________________________________
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
I had to look up who these people were. I don't see this working out. Sorry.
John Stamos can take a bath with me anytime.
Reese Witherspoon: pretty, but terribly overrated as an actress.
Katie Holmes just needs to throw in the towel and let Suri pick her clothes every day.
_______________________________________________
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
I'd be way too insecure to date someone half my age :/ they look happy together though. He's hot, she's not, but whatever toots their flutes.
Those pictures were kinda weird. I would do 69 as sort of a compromise. He wants it, he gets it for a little bit, then okay I'm done and I'm bored just stick it in already. I don't really get the appeal but then again I've never really met anyone who WOWed me with oral either.