Karen Klein, the 68-year-old bus monitor from Greece, NY who was verbally attacked by a pack of little cuntmeisters, has been making the media rounds and last night she landed on MahBoo369me. During the interview, Anderson Cooper read apologies that two of the boys pushed out to the media. One of the boys, Josh, issued this statement and I’m sure his parents wrote it after he threatened to piss on their doorstep if they didn’t. It’s straight out of a bull’s culo:
“I am so sorry for the way I treated you. When I saw the video I was disgusted and could not believe I did that. I am sorry for being so mean and I will never treat anyone this way again.”
The memaw in Karen finally poked out and she pretty much farted on Josh’s apology and the apology from the other kid. Karen dragged Josh when she said that he’s also been a troublemaker and she’d never trust anything out of his mouth. YES! Drag that bitch, Karen! Chancleta slap him with your words!
Karen says that she’s still waiting for a real apology and not one that’s released to the media first. Karen doesn’t think the boys are evil down to the core, but she does think they should be punished by doing community service and getting kicked off the bus for a year.
And about that donation money…
Karen’s pot is filled with over $530,000. Karen told Anderson that she doesn’t think the money will ever find its way into her checking account, because it’s too good to be true. The dude who started the fundraiser still claims that it’s not a scam and the money will never touch his hands. Oh, and Southwest is also giving Karen a free trip to Disneyland for 9 people.
Yes, Karen is probably (hopefully) going to get over half-a-million dollars for this shit. I know we’re all thinking the same thing. Why didn’t YouTube exist when we were getting bullied in middle school?! We’d retired to Thailand at the age of 16. The whole “donation” thing is getting crazy and is sort of out of control, but whatever. I guess people watch the video, feel for Karen and since they can’t give her a hug, they give her something even better than a hug: MONAY!
And since I donated $10 early on and Karen is now way richer than me, I fully expect her to buy me a drink and some cheese fries.