James Marsden Works Fast
Just 8 months after breaking up with his wife of 11 years and mother of his two children, James Marsden has already knocked another ho up! James learned that the quickest way to give a trick a case of the BABIES!!! is to sex her without a condom on. Imagine that! Page Six says that James is about to become a father to a baby friend he made with 24-year-old Brazilian model Rose Costa.
A quick second after James' marriage buried itself in a shallow grave, he met Rose in NYC and screwed around with her for a few months. They only lasted a few months and I'm sure James was all ready to forget Rose's full name, but then she called him up not too long ago and let him know that he better remember her name, because he'll have to write on a check every single month for the next 18 years! Rose is about 3 or 4 months pregnant and plans to keep the baby.
Some of these dudes who come out of long marriages are TOO excited about letting their dicks free. They cum in anything and everything but a condom. This is one of the reasons why peen gloves exist. They exist so you can happily fuck on a rebound without worrying about being tied to that trick for the rest of your life. Somebody should've really told James how the whole rebound thing works. You're only supposed to fuck with one rebound for a little while before you eventually delete their number from your phone because you've moved on to the next rebound or whatever. But it's kind of hard to delete a jump-off's number when you have to call her every other week to set up visitation times with the kid you made together. Oh, James, James, James...
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:24pm.
BUT IT DOESN'T FEEEEEEEEEEL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Exactly. Any guy that wears a condom after the first couple of weeks of "screwing around" is NOT a macho man.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:29pm.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! Truer words have never been spoken! :)
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Hehehe *slow side-claps* Rose, LOL at James - evidently, he does not know how it works yet. Watch now, it'll turn out he's pocked 2-3 the same way since, smdh
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NVM
She must have thought he was more famous than he is.
More boring people making more boring, but pretty, babies. Blargh. Today is a "I'm done with humans" sort of day.
Whamo, voice of reason and you used the word assclown. Yes!
MK preaches troof! No glove, no love (or rebound, or quickie..)
Why is it always the prettiest ones that are the dumbest.
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Looking on the bright side that's going to be a dame good looking baby.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:24pm.
BUT IT DOESN'T FEEEEEEEEEEL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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My response would be:
I bet writing HUGE child support payments for the next 18 years will be worth those 38 seconds of "feeeeeeling goooooood" :)
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:22pm.
M.E. quick, maybe you can get knocked up with J Depp's batter!
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I would gladly blow my ass out again to carry Depps spawn. The monthly check would pay for the lipo.
"..and plans to keeo the baby." Really? Was this comment even necessary! Perhaps it should read: And plans to keep the paycheck.
OF COURSE she's keeping the baby. It's a steady paycheck.
This article gives more info:
http://www.celebitchy.com/235394/james_marsden_knocked_up_a_brazilian_mo...
And here's one blind:
“This B- list movie actor recently called it quits with his wife. Well, more accurately, she called it quits with him. It turns out the wife was 100% convinced that our actor was the father of January Jones’ baby. She could not be dissuaded! Well, while checking out her husband, she never did find out for sure if he is the father, but she did find out that he has been messing around with a whole bunch of other people that she had been totally blind about. So, called him out on it and kicked him out.”
Cyclops!!! Nooooooooooo
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:26pm.
That old line?? This is why bjs were invented.
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the best thing about beejays? the pathetic look of gratitude on a dude's face as you go down on him. LOL
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I was convinced that he licked the other side of the stamp - *sends Gaydar off for a service*
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She fucked her career too, it couldn't have been that good if she didn't care enough to say no dick unless it has a raincoat on it.
If it's a cash grab then
A) this dude ain't worth THAT much is he? ( I really don't know who he is so I could be wrong) and
B) again, could you not make more on your own than this assclown can give you?
Morons. Both of them. She could have insisted he wear a jimmy hat or she could have used spermicide - my gyno told me about this contraceptive film that you insert into the bagine before sex that neither partner can feel -while doing the deed.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:24pm.
BUT IT DOESN'T FEEEEEEEEEEL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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Wait.
Wait.
Did I date you in secondary school?
Is he trying out-Jagger Mick when it comes to baby-making?
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:24pm.
BUT IT DOESN'T FEEEEEEEEEEL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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That old line?? This is why bjs were invented.
BUT IT DOESN'T FEEEEEEEEEEL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LAME!
What a fucking idiot.
I'm going to have to look back and see if Marsden was the obvious answer to one of the old blind items.
Remember last year when he was supposedly the "perfect guy"? Icky is right!
M.E. quick, maybe you can get knocked up with J Depp's batter!
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Dumbass
*Both* of them are icky.