James Marsden Works Fast

June 22, 2012 / Posted by:

Just 8 months after breaking up with his wife of 11 years and mother of his two children, James Marsden has already knocked another ho up! James learned that the quickest way to give a trick a case of the BABIES!!! is to sex her without a condom on. Imagine that! Page Six says that James is about to become a father to a baby friend he made with 24-year-old Brazilian model Rose Costa.

A quick second after James’ marriage buried itself in a shallow grave, he met Rose in NYC and screwed around with her for a few months. They only lasted a few months and I’m sure James was all ready to forget Rose’s full name, but then she called him up not too long ago and let him know that he better remember her name, because he’ll have to write on a check every single month for the next 18 years! Rose is about 3 or 4 months pregnant and plans to keep the baby.

Some of these dudes who come out of long marriages are TOO excited about letting their dicks free. They cum in anything and everything but a condom. This is one of the reasons why peen gloves exist. They exist so you can happily fuck on a rebound without worrying about being tied to that trick for the rest of your life. Somebody should’ve really told James how the whole rebound thing works. You’re only supposed to fuck with one rebound for a little while before you eventually delete their number from your phone because you’ve moved on to the next rebound or whatever. But it’s kind of hard to delete a jump-off’s number when you have to call her every other week to set up visitation times with the kid you made together. Oh, James, James, James…

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