James Marsden Works Fast
Just 8 months after breaking up with his wife of 11 years and mother of his two children, James Marsden has already knocked another ho up! James learned that the quickest way to give a trick a case of the BABIES!!! is to sex her without a condom on. Imagine that! Page Six says that James is about to become a father to a baby friend he made with 24-year-old Brazilian model Rose Costa.
A quick second after James' marriage buried itself in a shallow grave, he met Rose in NYC and screwed around with her for a few months. They only lasted a few months and I'm sure James was all ready to forget Rose's full name, but then she called him up not too long ago and let him know that he better remember her name, because he'll have to write on a check every single month for the next 18 years! Rose is about 3 or 4 months pregnant and plans to keep the baby.
Some of these dudes who come out of long marriages are TOO excited about letting their dicks free. They cum in anything and everything but a condom. This is one of the reasons why peen gloves exist. They exist so you can happily fuck on a rebound without worrying about being tied to that trick for the rest of your life. Somebody should've really told James how the whole rebound thing works. You're only supposed to fuck with one rebound for a little while before you eventually delete their number from your phone because you've moved on to the next rebound or whatever. But it's kind of hard to delete a jump-off's number when you have to call her every other week to set up visitation times with the kid you made together. Oh, James, James, James...
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James and Benecio del Toro should hang out. They'd have a lot to talk about.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Right. Him and about 20 or 30 other random guys this slut was banging at the same time. Hopefully the baby daddy will have a lot of cash because once that body gives way to Mommy hips and relax fit jeans, bye-bye modeling career.
Why is it always the guys fault when a chick gets knocked up? Wear a condom and girls get on the pill. Some bitches make a living by getting pregnant. Start taking some responsibility on your own self before your kids grow up in broken homes, hating you both, and becoming serial rapists with seething rage against Mom and broken chicks with Daddy issues spinning and grinding against big brass poles with names like "Diamond" and "Candy Cane".
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:09pm.
Both of them are smoking hot. That baby has hit the genetic lottery.
Hey, don't forget beautiful Demi Moore and handsome Brice Willis spawned taterheads.
Whatever - I don't know what laws in what jurisdiction will decide this particular case but he is most probably already paying a pretty good chunk of his earnings to his ex and the 2 kids they have together. I know that there are many states that will not take more than 50% of a man's paycheck no matter how many kids he fathers with different women. This model might not get that much.
Lily85 is Brazilian and I don't want to sound like an ignorant, presumptuous ass so just know that everything I'm about to say is in the general sense. I know I am painting with a broad brush. I had a very good male friend who got his Masters and PhD in Anthropology (specializing in medical anthropology) and he did both his thesis and doctorate field work in Brazil (and I lived in Puerto Rico on and off for several years throughout my life so I know a little something about Latin culture). Yes, the folks there are very "happy" and confident (you will see 300 pound people both male and female wearing dental floss on the beaches) and beautiful and sexy. But it is far and away the #1 place for cosmetic surgery. Also, it is a "religious" country so birth control isn't as popular as you might think watching all those beautiful people being sexy as hell. Add to that male "machismo" and you can probably guess that Trojan doesn't make its riches off of Brazilians.
So how do they manage to not pop out a baby every year (though many do)? Anal sex. My friend became very close to one woman and she talked (no, BRAGGED) all the time, in detail, about the anal she did with her boyfriend. It was the ONLY thing they did. When my friend said he would be afraid of hurting women if he did that with them she went on and on about what wimps American women are. However, my friend lay with 3 different women while he was there (4 different trips, each one lasting several weeks to many months) and every one of them fell in love with him. Why? Because he had vaginal sex with them (which I think to at least some Brazilian women is a sign of love) and he went down on them (which I think to at least some Brazilian women is a sign of lust) and he used a condom.
In short, many Brazilian women think American women are uptight prudes (and from my former Puerto Rican boyfriend I know that many Latin men think American men are dumbasses, lol). When I asked my friend if this was the case he said on the surface it may seem so but in many (important) ways American women are much freer. I guess American women are more laid back and natural about sex, less try-hard sexy (and less grateful, lol. But this was before Twitter and Facebook became guiding lights, and before duck-lipped anorexic celebrities with Brazilian waxed genitals on leaked sex tapes became role-models, so I'm not saying American woman are in any kind of great shape psychologically now). Also, Brazil has a lot of problems (although Brazil's relatively recent embrace of Capitalism is going a long way toward establishing a large middle-class) and so he had several women who showed an interest in him because he was an American man and therefore a green card. America is still the land of opportunity to a lot of people all over the world, especially if they live in a country where the majority of people reside in a favela. Maybe this helps explain the Brazilian model's mindset somewhat. Marsden chose to have vaginal sex with her absent a condom and didn't bother to find out what she thought about the pill, and she probably thought he should know instinctively that she wouldn't be on the pill. So...
He should have used a condom. That trick is entitled to anything he makes for the next 18 years.
Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:21pm.
TexnDoc - I think I saw it on Oprah a few years ago when Rielle first did interviews. That's when my extreme hatred of her began. Oprah was feeding her softball questions and some hippie BS about how her behavior wasn't inappropriate or some shit and Oprah just allowed her to keep answering without hammering her on her BS.
My favorite part of the interview was when Rielle claimed she didn't know that Edwards was married. I love these women that go after high profile men - sports stars, politicians or whatever. They all suddenly have the same routine - they've suddenly lost the ability to use Google and they live under a fucking rock, conveniently, and just didn't realize that the guy was married!
Really, this guy was running for political office, you're a videographer, had never heard of him or his family prior to this assignment, she just knows about him and that she loves him. Just using common sense alone, when was the last time that you've heard of a single man running for political office? Ugh! I shouldn't be as worked up over this as I am. It's her smugness.
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I know John Edwards is pissed off that he even talk to this cunt. I can't stand her. You can just look at her and tell she's crazy and toxic. But John's fuckin' around with no condom and you are running for political office.
It is the arrogance of the dick and the power of the pussy that makes men do dumb shit. I REFUSE to give that Rielle (or whatever her hooker name is) any attention. She was whoring on 20/20 with Chris Cuomo tonight, but I refused to watch. Edward is a dummy. Even though he was a smart man, he fucked unwisely.
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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:22pm.
Brazilian pussy must be made of magical fairy dust. Like Sookie Stackhouse. *LOL*
yes! and “I'm so sick of Brazilian models, and their precious model/fairy vaginas, and their fucking stupid hot ass bodies!”
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
@mefunigirl, you are brilliant!!! I am sick of their fairy vagina and fuckin' stupid hot ass bodies too! Pam is DA BOMB! And Sookie and Brazilian models are annoying!!! *LOL*
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I gotta tell you, we brazilian women are pretty fertile.
I wonder why I still haven't gone to Hollywood to hook up with one of those shitheads there.
And yet I'm still studying for my LLM and this bitch will make more cash than I ever will do my entire life.
My life sucks.
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Seriously. In 2012, there is no reason to accidentally get pregnant.
who the hell is screwing without condoms in 2012?? Is there not enough education out there?
I love it when dumbass guys who don't use condoms get cock trapped. Makes me giggle. 18 years, 18 years she got you for 18 years. (giggle)
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
James Marsden is straight!?!?!? But, his name is "James"! Whatever. That's very disappointing.
Yet another celebrity male idiot securing the future of a mildly successful model type whose name he forgot by the time he reached the lobby of her apartment bldg.
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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:22pm.
Brazilian pussy must be made of magical fairy dust. Like Sookie Stackhouse. *LOL*
yes! and “I'm so sick of Brazilian models, and their precious model/fairy vaginas, and their fucking stupid hot ass bodies!”
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Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:21pm.
Really, this guy was running for political office, you're a videographer, had never heard of him or his family prior to this assignment
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This. I used to interview patients with blood cancers and from our initial contact to interview time, I knew their spouse's names, how many children/grandchildren they had, what they liked to do in their spare time ... it's called being able to relate to your subject. She's just coming up with lame ass excuses for her fuckery.
She's just gross.
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HOLD UP!!!
First off, Marsden was married? I didn't know that. And divorcing? Geez, he was really living under cover.
Second, Marsden had kids??? No way.
Third: Marsden got blind sided by Brazilian pussy???? Another one? What is it about Brazilian pussy? Honest. I mean, he's got some kid by this Brazlian chick, Mick Jaeggar got caught out there with a Brazlian chick, Tom Brady has one and about to have another with that Bunchen bitch.
Brazilian pussy must be made of magical fairy dust. Like Sookie Stackhouse. *LOL*
Oh well, welcome to the BabyDaddy Club, James!
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Celebrity Straight guy 101 - use a rubber and when your done you take it with you to the bathroom to flush down the drain, lest your trick use your deposit to impregnate herself and get a free ride for the next 18 years (it's happened).
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Shiitake happens...
he needs to knock me up We will make beautiful babies, he likes em Brazilians? I can pass for one
*packing my bags moving to Miami, losing 20lbs to be 100lbs model thin*
Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:10pm.
Alright, I need a guy's perspective and/or Golddigging 101 course. Do these women tell guys that they're on the Pill and guys just go for it? Do the guys not even ask? And, forget pregnancy, what about disease (my inner germaphobia is coming out)?
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I'm not a guy, but in my experience guys don't ask. If they're responsible they carry condoms with them (girl has them or you run to the local store down the street) to prevent pregnancy and/ prevent a disease. A big red flag is when they want to have sex sans glove.
Guys don't use condoms because it feels better without one. It's as simple as that. They're taking their chances or they figure "she'll get an abortion".
GG- I know, right?
I don't know about ya'll but that baby is gonna have the strongest biggest jaw in the world. Every picture is going to be FACE FACE BEAUTY FACE JAW! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
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miz cynical, like the gold band on the finger didn't ring a bell?
TexnDoc - I think I saw it on Oprah a few years ago when Rielle first did interviews. That's when my extreme hatred of her began. Oprah was feeding her softball questions and some hippie BS about how her behavior wasn't inappropriate or some shit and Oprah just allowed her to keep answering without hammering her on her BS.
My favorite part of the interview was when Rielle claimed she didn't know that Edwards was married. I love these women that go after high profile men - sports stars, politicians or whatever. They all suddenly have the same routine - they've suddenly lost the ability to use Google and they live under a fucking rock, conveniently, and just didn't realize that the guy was married!
Really, this guy was running for political office, you're a videographer, had never heard of him or his family prior to this assignment, she just knows about him and that she loves him. Just using common sense alone, when was the last time that you've heard of a single man running for political office? Ugh! I shouldn't be as worked up over this as I am. It's her smugness.
Yes, she's a "model".
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:09pm.
Both of them are smoking hot. That baby has hit the genetic lottery.
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They are! Still douchey for his other family...
I think this was an accident, they happen!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:00pm.
James Marsden is 37 years old which means he's 35 years too old for you, pedophile. Still trying to get NAMBLA to take you back or have you started your own pedophile group?
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Alright, I need a guy's perspective and/or Golddigging 101 course. Do these women tell guys that they're on the Pill and guys just go for it? Do the guys not even ask? And, forget pregnancy, what about disease (my inner germaphobia is coming out)? I'm so confused! I could see John Edwards not using protection. That hag Rielle looks as though she's already gone through 'the change of life', so I probably wouldn't have thought that she was capable of still being fertile, either. However, given her Fatal Attraction-esque behavior, I could picture her taking the tissue, sock, mouth or condom straight to a fertilization expert just to get herself a baby! Psycho.
Both of them are smoking hot. That baby has hit the genetic lottery.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:01pm.
MPC- get a new act! It's so old it's dusty.
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Seriously. Just like his vagina.
<"Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:53pm.
I don't remember where I saw it, hell, it could have been here, but I saw a still of Edwards going down on Rielle and BOY did I want to throw up, he looked disgusting.">
No way you saw that! Are you sure it wasn't just a descrption, because I've read what that tape showed but they kept it practically in Fort Knox and the judge had the damn thing burned. (Like the Judge Harm on The Simpsons: "Feed this to the dogs and then burn their poop!")
For one thing, if there had been "stills", Drudge would have had it on the front page under his Drudge siren.
I bet Liz Lemon is PISSED.
MPC- get a new act! It's so old it's dusty.
James is a GORGEOUS homosexual!
(Are there nude photos of James?)
Submitted by MardiGras on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:58pm.
Another child brought into the world to secure a paycheck for its idiot of a mother. Sad.
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More like the case of another idiot who chose not to use a condom because it would affect his pleasure. I hope he'll be around to be a good dad to his child.
I wonder if Rose Costa is anyway related to Alexis Knapp or it's just a model thing about fucking actors and having their spawns?
"If the glove don't fit, you must acquit"
He's so fine. Too bad for him though. That "model" just got her meal ticket for another 18 years.
He was the dim-bulb football QB hero who impregnated the Head Cheerleader in Sugar & Spice.
Hence my comment earlier of "didnt' he learn from that"?
Also, played the white fiance in the black version of Death at a Funeral. I thought he was hilarious accidentally high and naked on the roof clapping his knees together with a big cheesy grin.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:26pm.
Men HATE condoms but LOVE paying child support.
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sure looks like it. ;)
It's all Rose's fault: She's making that come-hither-let's-make-a-baby look.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:26pm.
Men HATE condoms but LOVE paying child support.
^^^^^^
Diddy
Flava Flav
The dude on the Jets
K-Fed
Every loser on Maury
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Don't you think this guy looks like male version of (otherwise beautiful) Rachel McAdams? It's like saint Angie and her brother. The same face, one for female, one for male.
GG, I can't... make out what you wrote, the reflection off your halo is blinding me! Put that thing away... hahahah
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I loved him in Hairspray. That's a great movie..don't judge me.
She is hot too. So good for them I guess.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:25pm.
SIN, I welcome thee with open... arms... arms! Come on to me, I will receive you!
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Now THAT needs to be on a t-shirt!
Men HATE condoms but LOVE paying child support.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:19pm.
men hate to use condoms. it just doesn't ''feel'' the same. note the irony.
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Nothing feels the same after you have a kid! Idiots.....
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why all the hate? lol btw.
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I dont' know.... they're ribbed for my pleasure, which is just fine with me!!! hahahahaha!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
GG, Sucky sees that language, he'll start quoting from the good LORD's BOOK, just you wait! lol *thanks Jack for that* ;P
SIN, I welcome thee with open... arms... arms! Come on to me, I will receive you! hahahah
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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:19pm.
men hate to use condoms. it just doesn't ''feel'' the same. note the irony.
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Nothing feels the same after you have a kid! Idiots.....
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why all the hate? lol btw.