Hot Slut Of The Day!
Millie, the security guard pussy who's been hired by the UK toy company, Bandai, to troll their warehouse at night and keep thieving hos from stealing the toys. Millie will shoot those thieves with AWWWs and stun them with her cuteness, obviously.
A spokeswhore for Bandai (who will forever consider commenting on a security guard pussy as the HIGHLIGHT of his spokeswhore career) told Metro UK that they were looking for a night-time security guard when they caught Millie the Bengal cat trolling around the factory floor. Since bitch works cheap (cat food and fish) and stays up all night, it was a perfect fit:
"We are expecting a bumper year this Christmas with orders starting to fly in from retailers putting in their requests, including new boys action toy releases for Ben 10 and Power Rangers. With the appointment of Millie the security cat, our toys are now very well protected."
So if you're a toy thief (I'm talking to your ass, Grinch) and know how to subdue a pussy with a tube sock, you know what to do. But really, couldn't they have given Millie a better uniform? They should've given her a hat with a feather in it, so she really looks official. Tama knows what I'm talking about.
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Awww!! Haha. "Freeze! you freaking cute ass!!"
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jack-in-the-hat - have you ever seen (or HEARD) cats mating? It's blood-curdling. One female surrounded by 10 males, and she wants them ALL and they ALL want her. It's "may the best sperm from the best barbed pussy penis win!" Also, a male cat has about a trillion zillion gazillion hellacious lot of spermatozoa in one nano drop of kitty ejaculate and the DNA of something like 35,000 kitties can be traced back to one female during her lifetime. My point is that yes, cats DO give a fuck.
I don't think that thing around Millie's neck is a badge. I think it's a camera. Otherwise I just don't see how she can guard those toys against anything but rats nesting in or chewing on them.
MrrKat - Yes! Llamas and alpacas make great guard animals. Farms that have them never have any problems with wolves or coyotes or stray dogs.
This story reminds me of one I read a long time ago. A museum in England that displayed rare old teddy bears got a very young dog to guard them at night. When the teddy bear curator let himself in the morning after puppy's first night on the job he was greeted with the most horrifying sight a museum teddy bear curator can be greeted with. Puppy had been up all night playing with the teddy bears. It was a massacre, lol.
Fuck messing with a Bengal. They can keep their toys, if that's the case.
My cousin used to have a vicious cat named Toonces. That evil pussy scared even the manly maintenance workers of her apartment complex. She had to lock Toonces in a bedroom or they wouldn't come in. I mean, when this cat attacked he drew blood. He was a sneaky mofo; he'd creep up and, bam! bite and scratch whatever skin he could slash open. Toonces terrorized for thirteen years before he went to kitty hell.
MK, LOL you "know how to subdue a pussy with a tube sock" - hhahaha *looks deeply into your eyes...* I don't see it! HA! ;D
As for ☼♥Millie☼♥, LOVE!
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Most adorable security guard of all time! Does she get a stun gun or what?
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
now someone's going to break in to steal the cat! bengals cost a g.d. arm and a leg...
i work in a place with cat 'security guards'. they shed and barf on the product before high school kids steal it.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 11:32am.
OT: Looks like I've been banned from JJ.
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LKOL!! Really? I can't imagine I'm too far behind..Bawahaaaa!! I know they've all been freaking out about us so maybe he's trying to do something about it!
Submitted by clairey claire on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 11:18am.
Bite me Whamo!
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LOL, are you a UK babe?
I just like it that she is wearing a wind breaker.
Meh. Most cats sleep 99.99999% of the time. You can put the pussy in charge, but you can't make it give a shit.
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They knew what they were doing. You give some pussies a badge and suddenly they get all Rambo on your ass.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Pretteh kitteh, but how the fuck is a cat supposed to guard anything? Hiss at you? Growl at you? Scratch you? Even though it's a Bengal cat and larger than most other cats, I could still beat its ass, and I'm a pussy.
Hoorayy for Hekki!
Kitty!!!!
OT: Looks like I've been banned from JJ.
Submitted by MrrKat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 11:26am.
Exactly! LOL
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I could never do anything wrong in the sight of those kitty eyes. Good call.
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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:09am.
...Cats don't guard shit. Cats have two things to give and a fuck is not one of them.
Never have truer words been spoken--errr, typed.
ETA: What are those two things a cat has to give? A shit and a hairball?
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Kitteh!!! [picks up cat, kisses ears]
ETA: I love cats, but wouldn't a guard dog be a better choice? Or even a guard llama? The possibility of having a point-blank-range llama loogie to the face would keep me out of that warehouse.
Cute! But useless.
Bite me Whamo!
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Awesomeness!
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:43am.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:38am.
HA! I'm sorry, my Beanie Babies take up so much of my time, it's hard for me to stay in the loop.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:31am.
Is it 1993? Are Power Rangers still popular enough to need guarding?
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Well it IS the UK, I understand GREASE will be premiering there soon:P
*runs and hides from the UK bitches*
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:31am.
Yes, they are almost as popular as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... please keep up.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
you don't just find a Bengal cat
@ Sucky......Kittie's askin, "How's my starfish lookin?" ...bawahaaaaaa!
Hekki...Yes Kitty be wearing it's Det Latoya badge:)
Gorgeous kitteh all pussy Friday again?? Me like!
hmmm this is a very sweet and sexy cat
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is it 1993? Are Power Rangers still popular enough to need guarding?
ETA - I love that cat!!
She can catch those thieving mice!
Is that pussy wearing a badge? I can't see, I'm on my phone.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:08am.
Unless, of course, the thieves bring yarn.
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA exactly
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
"expecting a bumper year" WTF does that mean??!?!!
and is this some kind of joke? Cats don't guard shit. Cats have two things to give and a fuck is not one of them.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Unless, of course, the thieves bring yarn.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Pretty girl!
I <3 Bengals!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
She's got really cool markings on her.
Even the most evil cat hating black heart has to melt just a little with this cute little one:)
She's cute!