Casper Smart Is A Straight-For-Fame Gay, So Says A Fellow Dancer
I'll wait here as you wipe away the glittery hummingbird juice that secreted out of your nipple slits after you laid eyes on that picture on the left. All wiped up? Okay, so I've never gotten a vibe from Casper Smart that he loves to gargle on peen morning, noon and night. Never. But now everything has changed thanks to this picture which is as gay as a unicorn getting DPed by a rainbow and a pink toy poodle named Mon Cherie. Radar points us to the Twitter page of Joshua Lee Ayers, a dancer who has worked with Casper in the past and claims that JLo's bought-and-paid-for piece sucks L.A. dick on the down low. To back up his claim, Joshua tweeted this picture of Casper making a "your peen goes here" pose while working a kaleidoscope in his shorts. That's the only receipt I need! via Radar:
"Check out Ur boy… And his low key homo ways," Joshua wrote on a photo of Casper that he posted on his Twitter account in March.
In the photo, Casper is shirtless, wearing shiny gold short shorts obviously stuffed with something, a sparkly bejeweled belt, a scarf and a deer hunter hat while surrounded by other shirtless men in their underwear.
On May 24, Joshua posted another photo of Casper showing off his cheekbones with the caption: "I know what I know, Not love, a lot of business and public relations."
JLo's rep denies that Casper is gay and says that it must be a slow news week. I resemble that comment!
But seriously, that pic doesn't prove anything. How many straight dudes have gotten drunk on malt liquor and ended up giving sugar to the camera while wearing a rhinestone belt? Entire frats wouldn't exist if shit like that didn't go down on the regular. Casper could scream for peen, poon or both. It doesn't matter. There's only two things that matter: 1) Casper is representing hard for the gold digger community and; 2) That duck-faced bitch looks hotter in a pair of gold shorty shorts than JLo does. Werk it, guurrrrrl.
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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:07pm.
Grow up....he's a dancer and is most likely totally comfortable around gay guys. Besides, who cares? If he and JLo have a relationship that works for them, then that's all that matters. She's way too smart to be taken advantage of and she always knows what she's doing.
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LMAO! Scott, stop it you're killin' me!
Now go get your shinebox.
Jury just came in on scumbag Jerry Sandusky. If anything other than "from Penn State to the State Pen" happens I will fucking lose it.
Maybe he's bi-curious? Or, as he's got an allowance from JHo, buy-curious.
Fujicat: you might be right! I can't see too well because I'm on my stupidphone but it does look like a beer bottle. Maybe this was a Halloween costume or something. I haz confuses.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:07pm.
Scott, I have to call you out one more time. Really? Why bother with Dlisted? We talk shit about celebs but you always defend them? Why? Are you a publicist? A celeb sympathizer?
If so, love, I think you're on the wrong website. No love here for most of these foolios, including JLo.
And she's not that smart. JLo would never want this to come out. She didn't vet her rented piece properly. *tsk tsk tsk*
Ooh WEE that's embarrassing. :D
From Diddy to Affleck to Skeletor and now this. Who's next, JSlore, Al Reynolds?
Her people don't give a fuck anymore huh they used to pay folks to go away before...
Grow up....he's a dancer and is most likely totally comfortable around gay guys. Besides, who cares? If he and JLo have a relationship that works for them, then that's all that matters. She's way too smart to be taken advantage of and she always knows what she's doing.
"Mommy? Why is "Unca Caspa" downstairs dancing wiff "Single Laidees" wearing your le-o tar?
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
like who didn't see this coming?
honey, I've been a fag-hag for 40+ years and no straight man wears gold lame hot pants - it ain't 1977...
"I'm SHOCKED I tell ya'!"- said no one
Gurrl pleeeze:
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Lol @ Check out ur boy and his low key homo ways!! I laughed at that for a good 5 mintutes. I'm going to try to use this in a conversation tomorrow.
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 9:33pm.
Do we think Casper's a pitcher or a catcher?
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Catcher. He probably plays catcher with JLo too.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Madonna shouldn't laugh too hard. I've heard similar rumors about Baby Brahim, too.
If they are both having fun, then who cares ? Sure, he is a gold digging gigolo...but if JLo ( who is a whore monger herself ) likes the little gold digger, then who cares ?
Do we think Casper's a pitcher or a catcher?
YES!!! LMAO! The minute I laid my eyes on Casper's ass, I knew he had a case of teh gays! I even have a bet with one of my friends (who happens to be the biggest JLo fan ever, yuck! I know!) Be right back, I have 50 dollars waiting for my ass! :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
UH. DER. HEY.
A. DOY. ACK.
(to whoever didn't see "gay" written across this guy's forehead a long time ago...)
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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 8:57pm.
Orangina: but would the straight make dancers you know be posed like that? I know guys who are down with the gays but would draw the line at showing their boner off in gold lame short shorts with their arm around another (presumably gay) man.
Not that I know shit about all this anyway. And I have a small mind.
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Look Hekks, when a trick gets caught with his GAY out, he's done caught...A'ight? Do be apologizin' for your GAYDAR workin' your brain the right way...He looks THE GHEY in that pic cuz....HE IS...SHOCKER!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Looks like a bottle of Corona. Must be uncomfortable on the pubic bone.
Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees: "J-Lo needs shampoo. I bet her pillowcases are brown and her "assistant" gets yelled at for this."
One oft favorite comments this evening.
Orangina: but would the straight make dancers you know be posed like that? I know guys who are down with the gays but would draw the line at showing their boner off in gold lame short shorts with their arm around another (presumably gay) man.
Not that I know shit about all this anyway. And I have a small mind.
lol richbitch
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by mike on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 8:31pm.
Considering how high-maintenance and unpleasant she probably is, he's earning every cent.
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Oh bitch please, you know that trick is grossly underpaid...I don't care how much his candy ass earns. Can you even imagine being at this MEGACUNT's beck and call when all you want at the end of the day is a decent glass of wine and a tube steak to stuff in yo' HONGRAY, HONGRAY buttered buns?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Buttered bun??!? Haaa! And I'm gay and never heard that one!
Clearly someone got him hard in that lame outfit, around all those gay boys. I can tell he's circumcised, let's put it that way. Gigaboob, you're too funny.
WTF kinda penis head is that!?
Methinks he's whatever for pay. He looks like he'd lick Octomom for a month's rent.
Me thinks he's str8. I've hung with straight male dancers, and they're down wit da gays. You would think they were gay, until they remark on their girlfriend. And then you're wondering if they were staring at your ass during warm up stretches.
Is that really his peen, though?
The only thing funnier than this news are you horz's comments. I can't stop giggling.
In retrospect I can see the gay. In that PHOTO I can see the gay. But I didn't before. How funny that it's so obvious now.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 8:20pm.
Haha, thank you ♥ ♥
Funnily enough I'm having a very productive day with my writing, so I guess the most random shit is jumping in and out of my head and I barely recall anything I've posted here today.
And not one single fuck was given for this nobody doing nothing.
He has enough pretty-boy thug swagger to do well as trade regardless of who's buying.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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That gold lamé has remarkable tensile strength.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
She should've gone with KFed.
And I'll repeat what I commented on the James Marsden babymama item, only now directed at JLO: One word - condoms.
As Elaine Benes once said, though, "Nothing but sex and shopping!" That's a pretty powerful lure for a woman of a certain age, particularly if she can put a paper bag over the gigolo's head during sexy times. I guess it could be worse.
J-Lo needs shampoo. I bet her pillowcases are brown and her "assistant" gets yelled at for this.
Ohyes, a straight guy would do that. Mmmmm gurrl!
That photo...come on. Plus he has dick suckin' lips. I believe it.
I hope JLo is throwing a diva fit right now. Yes, bitch, your ass is ridiculous. Skeletor must be laughing his ass off at Castle Greyskull.
Considering how high-maintenance and unpleasant she probably is, he's earning every cent.
And somewhere Madonna laughs.
I'm so not surprised. He's been giving me that straight for pay vibe since day one.
Why won't he just go away? He's like a cockroach that won't die, even after you spray an entire can of RAID at his ass.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
So she uses a strap on on his b-hole?
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Lucifer_Sam -- you're on fire today, girl. Dude is super-duper fug.
Boy, that hat really ties the outfit together, don't it?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
He is giving me stunt queen realness in that photo
Casper is a gold digger. Hopefully this will make JLo come to her senses and she'll dump him.
This post should come with an UGLY warning.