Monday, June 25th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 22nd!

Honey, was Uncle K Fed anywhere near the birthday cake? - fleawatch

Runners-up:

In yet another gesture of questionable taste, LeAnn Rimes lets her husband know she is ready to get pregnant. - Dog

Due to the lack of red sprinkles, we can be certain this one doesn't belong to Paris Hilton. - tbeez

7 days after watching Octomoms porn film: the last thing you see before you die. - clairey claire

via Gravy Holocaust

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Late to relay congrats *claps wildly* {{{DOGGG, lOL!!)) Winners you all rock!!
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Dog's picture

Eh? I'm first runner up? How? FANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU MK!

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Ninne's picture

OMG, Dog's was the funniest!!
But congrats to all of you!

snowpiece's picture

Congrats to Doggie and all the winners!

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Vern's picture

These captions were the icing on the cake!!!!!!!
De-lish-ious!

XOXO Doginess XOXOXOX

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Sweetas's picture

Excellent captions all the way around!! Congrats guys!

jelliebean's picture

ITA Hockey fan, Leann's pedo cake was the worst!. Congrats to all!!

Hockey fan's picture

even given this paean to tastelessness, I still vote Leann's cake the grossest of all time.

Whamo's picture

Doooooooggggggiiiieeeee:)

MickeyHolland's picture

Hooray for Dog and all you other glorious winners!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

WithinReason...'s picture

LOL everyone! Congrats winners!

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Deb's picture

OMG, brilliant captions! Love 'em all. Congrats!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

dfanintheD's picture

Babycakes

Carvel has replaced Fudgie the Whale with their new Push Present Cake.

ghost of gene rayburn's picture

If you think this cake is something, wait until you see the one that commemorates Daddy's vasectomy.

pamorama_j's picture

Patricia Heaton, this is all your f'ing fault.

the cake used to speed up Chestica's labour

fleawatch's picture

Mayor Bloomberg is appalled when his birthday cake contains 6000 grams of sugar and a bastard baby to a NYC teen....

Pat MaGroin's picture

John Travolta and Tom Cruise wouldn't be caught dead ever eating this cake.

Pat MaGroin's picture

Paula Deen says that this cake contains too much yeast.

Pat MaGroin's picture

Jessica Simpson felt such pangs that she asked for a second whelping.

Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

People who have site named Gravy Holocaust should be shot.

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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!

NoAnjl's picture

Goddamn it! I said I don't want a piece of your stupid cake! Now don't give me any lip!

NoAnjl's picture

Wow. I would have thought a Duggar birthday cake would be a little bigger.

Is that a baby in your vagina, or are you just happy to see me?

pamorama_j's picture

No thanks, I don't care for hair pie.

Ashton Cruz's picture

Jessica Simpson is so stupid instead of eating the placenta she cooked and ate her whole entire vagina after her baby was born. Mazel-duh!

not a caption

@agirl--I wondered the same thing! As I looked and looked at it I finally figured out that the hole is supposed to be the baby mouth. See the two little slits above the hole? I think those might be eyes. Not totally sure about this. More input please?

mercury_rising's picture

David Lynch reveals the editied birth scene from "Erasurehead".

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agirl's picture

It's cake, and pie!

agirl's picture

not a caption - why does that baby have a hole in the top of its head?

thebridge's picture

Introducing THE KOURTNEY from the Kardashian Kunt Kakes Kollection.

Doobies and Boobies--Brandon Brown

Dion flowerboy's picture

LeeAnn's weird-ass cake is still a better WTF cake wreck.

kathleenvh's picture

jessica simpson's recurring dream while pregnant

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kathleenvh's picture

i never thought i'd say this but no, no thank you, i don't want any cake

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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kathleenvh's picture

on the next cake boss: OB/GYN grad challenge

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daisy100's picture

Betty Crocker has finally been deflowered.

loopygorilla's picture

Okay, who wants a slice of the clitoris?

Cake decoration by Georgia O'Queef.

So does this shit take take the cake or does this cake take the shit?

Mabel Hodges's picture

Further evidence of Casper Smart's for real sexual identity, another old photo surfaces on Twitter- one from his mom's baby shower. Are you getting the vibe now?

Cake decoration by Georgia O'Queef.

guyfromhoboken's picture

"Let them eat cake!" proclaimed the Octomom's vagina.

Protege's picture

Now Madonna can have her cake and eat it too.

misslainey's picture

As if Michelle Duggar really needs birth coaching.

how dare you's picture

Chaz's penis has its coming out party.

(Because I think it looks more like a peen with a huge peenhole than a babehfriend.)

FINALLY! A dessert that can help Travolta stay on his diet.