Stacy Keibler Wants You To Know That She's Not Knocked Up
A paparazzo happened to hit the click button on his camera just as Stacy Keibler exhaled and the picture had some hos thinking that the spawn of George Clooney has checked into her uterus. Medical studies show that it's almost impossible to get pregnant while having strap-on sex (trust me, Sarah Larson TRIED to find a way), so this rumor put the laughs in everyone. But Stacy still sort of responded to that shit by posting this picture on her Instagram account (via UsWeekly) and showing everyone that the only thing she's pregnant with a six-pack of muscle biscuits.
Didn't George Clooney snip his baby making part, because he was sick of walking into the bathroom and catching his leased piece of the moment standing on her head while one of his used condoms emptied into her coochie hole? I'm pretty sure George got fixed and the only way he'd try to reverse that is if his true soulmate Brad Pitt magically grew a womb and ovaries. The chances of George getting anyone knocked up are about as slim as me knocking up my hand. Although, the crap on my hand I thought was an STD wart could actually be a baby bump...
Here's not pregnant Stacy and George eating dinner at a restaurant near his villa in Lake Como, Italy last night.
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What is up with the sunshade situation?
if i was a semi vanilla attractive girl and george waves me over, and when i sit down, he hands me a 200-page contract, id sign read the benefits and sign.
im sure he gives them $$$ when they "break up", $1-2 million perhaps.
not bad, cuz it would take me over 15 years to make $1 million and these bitches make in 3-6 months and all they gotta do is pretend kiss, smile, and be an arm accessory to george.
Chi Chi is a hawt bixch after all...
How long are they going to keep up this charade?
dinner at lake como? travelling first class? sleeping in top 5 stars hotel? wearing dinner clothes all the time?? plugging my ears and putting my eye shades on whilst my boyfriend fucks other dudes?
do i sign right here? just under the word fag hag?
to be serious (yes i can be serious!!) i think george is neither gay or straight. ive said this before, i just get an A-sexual vibe from him.
I have to say, she's lasted longer than I thought she would. Doubt she cares if people think she's pregnant; she just wants to stop the gossip and avoid spooking Clooney.