Open Post: Co-Hosted By Katie Price And A Horse
Alternate title: Whore on a Horse!
In London today, this generation's Jane Austen pushed out the 8th novel she totally wrote herself with a French quill feather on hemp paper while sitting under a willow tree in her garden. Katie Price launched the book she didn't write the same way she launches everything: with a shameless stunt.
While looking like an insane Flamenco dancer from Mars, Katie rode a beautiful beast who can probably write a book by itself before she can. Katie totally thinks she's a true and professional equestrian, because she can get a horse to rise on its hind legs. No, bitch, that horse was trying to buck you off. Never mind that the pile of caca the horse made backstage is way more interesting than anything in Katie's novels (I've read most of them, I know), bitch is selling this book the wrong way.
Katie doesn't need to shame a horse or pull out stunts to make her book the #1 best seller in the wooooooorld. Katie just needs to bring out earth angel Harvey Price and tell him to say, "Buy this book." Amazon would crash from the sales! Every Barnes & Nobels would be looted! Whores would be stabbed for a copy! It would be some 50 Shades of Who? shit.
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GG - it's one of my "issues" I can't with sand, dirt, dust anywhere on my body. I don't like the dry feeling it gives you.
Plus sand ends up EVERYWHERE and IN everywhere.
miz: I hate that nasty smug bitch.
And I don't know why she thinks she's so special. Look how he treated the mother of his original children. Does she expect better? He hasn't even married her yet.
The only thing keeping her alive is the media attention and he doesn't want to be saddled with caring for another kid.
ETA: Temping is good! I really believe it's the best way to get a job. It's worked for me in the past. My illustrious former career all started with a two week assignment.
in the car @ vzw for the second time this week. my son's phone won't hold a charge...they replaced his charger the first time didn't resolve. just fix it dammit. been waiting 20 minutes. chop...chop.
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:20pm.
Hahaha, well don't neglect your boobies either!
Best of luck with the temping; I hope it leads to something permanent or at least you get the chance to do some networking which will lead to other things.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:16pm.
Did she blow the horse too?
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"Neigh!" - the horse
Caballo De WHoRA
Coma Caca!
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ME, what's wrong wif sand?
Submitted by sonne on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:11pm.
When the hell does she find time to "write".
You know, somehow I am LESS offended by Katie Price calling herself an author than that worthless shitbag E.L. James or the Twilight woman calling themselves authors.
Lucifer: thanks! I actually discovered dlisted 5 yrs ago, the last time I was unemployed. I think its all going to work out. I'm actually starting a temp job in early July, so that will get me out of the house for a bit. And, I misread your 'hobbies' as 'boobies' ;) and thought, what do my boobs have to do w/me getting a job? ;) oh, boy...unless THAT's the way I should be doing interviews?!? :)
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:13pm.
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YAY BEACH TRIP! I'm so jealous. Have fun!!
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Rielle Hunter is not the least bit attractive imho.
Hekki - the job is not a 100% sure thing, but we're pretty sure he's going to get it.
No new news here on the OB. No changes. Nada.
Submitted by sonne on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:11pm.
If this was say something nice day, I'd have to say "at least she can ride for real" but that's about it. When the hell does she find time to "write".
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Along with the likes of Snooki who is also a published author. There must be a huge demand for ghostwriters these days.
Did she blow the horse too?
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:10pm.
Hang in there ♥ In the meantime don't neglect your natural talents and hobbies.
M.E. That sounds awesome! I'm jealous. So your DH got the job? I think the last I heard you were waiting to hear or something. Hurray!
What's up at your job? They catch on to OB's embezzlement scheme yet?
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:03pm.
@ Hekki
That would be awesome if it happened. But sadly, I saw those horse and carriage rides all over Italy and in Greece too.
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They have them in New Orleans, too - I feel so badly for them having to do that in the heat and humidity.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Oh and to pick up on a topic from yesterday, I saw that commercial for Rielle Hunter's interview. Its going to be on ABC. Ugh, she's such a smug bitch. I wish that she wasn't given a book deal or interviews. One of their teaser questions is if she and Edwards are together. She's definitely going to get what's coming to her one day.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:00pm.
have any of Y'ALLZ been to that UnGlo store on 5th Ave? Geez, that place is like a mini city!
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Yep. Bought some undies there. Thought you'd like to know. ;-)
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Oh and to pick up on a topic from yesterday, I saw that commercial for Rielle Hunter's interview. Its going to be on ABC. Ugh, she's such a smug bitch. I wish that she wasn't given a book deal or interviews. One of their teaser questions is if she and Edwards are together. She's definitely going to get what's coming to her one day.
So the prospect of a new job with no vacation time or requested time off for the first 6 months has brought BH and I to the decision to get the fuck out of town this weekend and go camping with the kids.
This will be my first visit to Pismo Beach.
*already twitching thinking of all the SAND*
Have any of you whores read her books? Bahahaha. I'm just keeding.
If this was say something nice day, I'd have to say "at least she can ride for real" but that's about it. When the hell does she find time to "write".
OMG This GOOP movie Country Strong is so bad that it's not even funny. It's just dumb, but her boyfriend is sort of hot in a sleazy way.
Awesome horse.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:09pm.
mantillas/peinetas are held in high regard.
take that shit off now.
ain't playing.
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Good lord mefunigirl, this CRACKED ME THE HELL UP! LoLOLololololOLOL
Bitch is still better than OctoGrossa ;)
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I've been unemployed since March and I have to say that the best moment that occurred was a few mins ago. I'm watching a repeat of Ellen and Jon Hamm was on. So.Hot.
mantillas/peinetas are held in high regard.
take that shit off now.
ain't playing.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Dang, she can actually ride. Does she sit on the pommel?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
That is one beautiful horse!
I love the side-eye the horse is giving her in the big pic. Equine, please!
Supposedly IATSE and SAG-AFTRA are investigating the "long hours" being forced upon the "Diz and Lick" production. HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Evidently she loves to have something huge, black, veiny and throbbing between her legs.
@ Hekki
That would be awesome if it happened. But sadly, I saw those horse and carriage rides all over Italy and in Greece too.
Nice boots. Verrry tasteful.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
this is OP right?
have any of Y'ALLZ been to that UnGlo store on 5th Ave? Geez, that place is like a mini city!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
SalmaNella: Gary DeBlasio is proposing legislation to ban the carriage horses from the park.
Poor horse, having that loathsome creature astride it.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I dislike when horses are made to perform stunts. Also, those horse and carriage rides in the city just makes me crazy. They have to stand on hard pavement in the heat and the exhaust fumes.
I'd screw that horse before I would touch that nasty ole battleax!! (totally lying)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I hope they gave that horse shots because she mounted him/her.
"A whore is a whore of course of course..."
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I think she is actually an experienced horsewoman, in more ways than one...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
gold boots and an orange dress? What the fuck
Jeezus, MK! All that's left is to post a thread about Paula Deen Riding Things and you will have hit the trifecta today!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Jesus. This day just goes from bad to worse. Horse is beautiful though.
Wow, that's a really well-trained horse. Or she handles it well. I'm impressed.
And that's a hot shade of orange.
My kids are home for the summer now. Shoot me.
First Octomom and now this! Is this National Skank Day and I just don't know it?