Open Post: Co-Hosted By Katie Price And A Horse
Alternate title: Whore on a Horse!
In London today, this generation's Jane Austen pushed out the 8th novel she totally wrote herself with a French quill feather on hemp paper while sitting under a willow tree in her garden. Katie Price launched the book she didn't write the same way she launches everything: with a shameless stunt.
While looking like an insane Flamenco dancer from Mars, Katie rode a beautiful beast who can probably write a book by itself before she can. Katie totally thinks she's a true and professional equestrian, because she can get a horse to rise on its hind legs. No, bitch, that horse was trying to buck you off. Never mind that the pile of caca the horse made backstage is way more interesting than anything in Katie's novels (I've read most of them, I know), bitch is selling this book the wrong way.
Katie doesn't need to shame a horse or pull out stunts to make her book the #1 best seller in the wooooooorld. Katie just needs to bring out earth angel Harvey Price and tell him to say, "Buy this book." Amazon would crash from the sales! Every Barnes & Nobels would be looted! Whores would be stabbed for a copy! It would be some 50 Shades of Who? shit.
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Now Sandusky's own adopted son, 33, is saying he was abused by dad, too. The son's ex-wife was concerned enough that she refused to let their kids visit gramps. Nice!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by FunFilled on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:56pm.
It's news Bristol Pailn is not having sex until she's married. Something is seriously wrong with our society.
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why is the phrase "can't unring a bell" coming to mind?
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Or "closing the barn door after the whore escapes".
Oops, I mean "after the *horse* escapes" (see what I did there, with the horse theme of this OP? Clever, non?)
*giggles at Bristol Palin's cooter being compared to a "barn door"*
I've been trying to get my writing off the ground for years, and it saddens me that I can't get an agent when Katie "Jordan" Price has written the following: four autobiographies, eight novels, two series of books, and a how-to fashion book. I don't get it. She's good at networking and putting herself out there, I'll give her that much.
A few months ago, I completed work on my first novel. I sent out query letters to agents and got turned down over a dozen times. I thought that self-publishing was the way to go, but it turned out to be more costly and confusing than imagined. So, I decided to put my work on the Interwebs for free, in the hope that someone would come along and discover me. My novel, SAINT GRAZIANO THE GOOD, is live @ http://saintgrazianothegood.wordpress.com for your reading pleasure. Thank you. :-)
Anno - cancer sucks but pancreatic is the worst. Wishing you strength in the days to come.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Anno, that is the sadness... ;'(
I'm real sorry to hear that, that is awful news.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Mike: i bet finally telling your Dulli story would raise your spirits!
Submitted by FunFilled on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:56pm.
It's news Bristol Pailn is not having sex until she's married. Something is seriously wrong with our society.
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why is the phrase "can't unring a bell" coming to mind?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Mike, ah the sex thing, now I see why you'd be bummed... should have started there! At least you can bounce back easy, more serious an entanglement and you'd be into rebounds and jumpoffs! ack
Another chick'll catch your eye in no time! ;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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@ Mike & Guest - appreciate it you guys.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:09pm.
To Mike, aw shucks! ;( Never heard of pseudo-dating, though. How does it work?
*teeny tiny laughs* at the pseudo-sads... #youbadgirls
In this case specifically, it was a sex thing, plus going out to nice restaurants. No serious attachments, and no overnight stays.
It's news Bristol Pailn is not having sex until she's married. Something is seriously wrong with our society.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:18pm
Sorry to hear that, anno. Pancreatic is one of the worst.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:00pm
;-P
sorry -- not trying to take away fr Mike but since Mickey is here at the moment:
Mickey, do you know anything about garden tulips? [reports self for geographical profiling] trying to figure out whether to dig up and store now or do you wait til end of summer?
Dunno where you are, but tulips (at least the Dutch hybrids one thinks of when tulips are mentioned) aren't really long-term plants. Your best bet is look for which cultivars (if any) are good perennializers in your area.
anno...so sorry. :(
Jack...@ least u said 'legs'! olol
Queenie...I'll check that Reille link when I get home. :)
Thanks Jack & Bacon!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:28pm.
For those of you that remember, or know about the difficulties I'm having with my oldest child, I FINALLY got a rescheduled appointment with his doctor, but it's a month away, the first available appointment. UGH!
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I was wondering about that. Has it gotten better, or is it the same (hopefully not worse)?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
this lady is STILL making money?!
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Anno - sorry about your friend :(
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by The Beaver on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:06pm.
"Katie Price is such a joke. I don't ride dressage, but by most accounts, her money gets her in the door a bit with killer horses and good training, but her antics (barbie pink van, her "exhibitions" with no shirt on under her coat, etc) keep her waaaaaay out. Apparently the powers that be in UK Dressage said, "When hell freezes over." when she proclaimed she was going for the '12 Olympic team (not that she's that good anyway).
She brings negative publicity to all equestrian sports. F her."
Thanks for saying what I wanted to earlier. But..she doesn't get the best people train her, they all say they would take her on but trust me it wouldn't work. I went through a stage of having a bit of money (on the bones of my arse now lol) and had dressage with two top trainers. It's incredibly exclusive - I only got in because I was dating the best friend of one of them at the time. They speak their mind & they don't take prisoners. You HAVE to do everything before you ride even down to preparing the horse (their horse, not mine) & they criticize you on that in the school aswell as your riding. Seeing tough women crying in and out of the arena was the norm after a lesson. It's insanely cruel! Their excuse for it was, "you pay top notch so I want you to get the best out of your 45 min lesson". (and I was on "mates rates") It was hell! I was glad to quit. I can ride ok even do stunt work but I felt like the shittiest rider in the world. I've seen good riders told to get off and try again tomorrow. Literally almost ripped off the horse & turfed out, for some misdemeanour like not being focused, in a shitty mood or not following instructions quick enough! Apparently crying silently in the arena is ok though ;) KP wouldn't put up with it. She'd turn up late, it'd be the KP show & they'd rip her to shreds & she'd walk. You also have to wear a hard hat for insurance reasons but she never does. So she gets lessons but he's not the best. Not really.
I would say she dabbles, like u said not good enough to ride in the Olympics. She doesn't compete enough now or wins much. On her stupid show she would turn up & her horse would be ready and off she'd go. Then dump it and go. You just don't get away with that with the top notch dressage trainers. Her trainer is good, but he's not the best. The horse should have double reins too - traditional, but it doesn't. She might be able to ride with double but there again perhaps not?
@Anno
So very sorry. FUCK CANCER!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:27pm.
Okay. Good. Just lookin out for ya. :)
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Hi there :)
For those of you that remember, or know about the difficulties I'm having with my oldest child, I FINALLY got a rescheduled appointment with his doctor, but it's a month away, the first available appointment. UGH!
chewin - nope, which is why she probably won't drive us... I'd get in a shitload of trouble.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
C ya SalmaNella!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:03pm.
ew to uncle even thinking of my shaving of anything, even in passing.
me thinks ole' uncle there wants her for himself.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:47pm.
Did your duughter get her license finally? I remember you were annoyed that she hadn't gotten it awhile back? Maybe?
I dunno - I can't keep track anymore, but if she hasn't gotten it yet and only has a permit, you'd get arrested here in CO as the 'supervising adult' of a kid with a permit.
Not judging AT ALL - I used to drive my drunk ass parents around all the time back in the day and it was no big deal. Now you get arrested just for looking at someone wrong (but maybe that's just here).
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:13pm.
Nah, having green fingers is overrated. Just do like I do and buy a batch of new plants every time the MIL comes over for a visit.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Stay cool everyone. I'm off to work
Ciao!
Foxy, :( sometimes yes sometimes no...mostly no. water the shit out of them see what happens.
Just got a shitty email letting me know a friend's pancreatic cancer has taken a turn for the worse and he has about 2 weeks left. Knew the day would come, but not yet!
FUCK CANCER
Katey looks mighty thick up on that horse. Poor horsey..:(
Hi, everyone!
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
OMG, we're going to need a blog post dedicated to Rielle Hunter and Edwards with the amount of ranting I could do. She is the most vile creature in the news lately (and that's saying a LOT). Trashing the dead wife! WTF?!?!?
And Edwards - to think I worked and voted for that asshat not once, but TWICE, in the Presidential Primary. Fark me. I feel dumber than a hanging chad, Ralph Nadar voting, Broward County Florida, thanks for 8 years of Dubya, poll worker.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:06pm.
story of my life...
Foxxy - IKR? she's an ES-THUH-TISHON so she keeps the kitty tidied up...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:10pm
thanks to you too, Mickey!
i think i'll go half and half (take half out/leave half in) and see what happens
for the rest of the summer i'll be asking this question repeatedly: "can [fill in name of flower or vegetable here] recover from 105 degree heat when its dumb ass owner forgets to water the day before?]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:03pm.
holy shit, just got a call from the gf... she's with her rich, kinda snobby family at the beach for a week (aunts uncles, etc.) and one of her uncles said he disapproves of her dating me because of some shit I said on her FB.... wow. Back when I was on vacation and on my way home I wrote on her FB "Hey, I'm an hour out, hope you shaved your legs"...
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Jesus, some people are too uptight! And fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Bendy - California coast. The marine layer has yet to burn off. It's 59° right now.
Foxxy, I found this:
"Gardeners desiring a flowerbed full of vibrant tulips must plant the tulip bulbs the previous autumn. Unlike some other kinds of flowering bulbs that continue to produce beautiful flowers year after year, a gardener must remove tulip bulbs from the soil and replant them to ensure continued blooms. Some gardeners do this every summer after the tulips are finished blooming and other gardeners do this every second or third year."
Read more: How to Dig Up Tulip Bulbs for Replanting | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_5619249_dig-up-tulip-bulbs-replanting.html#ixzz1...
I hope this answers your question.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:03pm
well, hell, what's his problem. at least you said "legs" . . .
ETA: thanks, GG. hope your gardening is going well
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
To Mike, aw shucks! ;( Never heard of pseudo-dating, though. How does it work?
*teeny tiny laughs* at the pseudo-sads... #youbadgirls
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@Mike
Sorry to read that! *hands Mike mandatory pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and big spoon*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:03pm.
holy shit, just got a call from the gf... she's with her rich, kinda snobby family at the beach for a week (aunts uncles, etc.) and one of her uncles said he disapproves of her dating me because of some shit I said on her FB.... wow. Back when I was on vacation and on my way home I wrote on her FB "Hey, I'm an hour out, hope you shaved your legs"... hahahahahaa!! She told him, "you just have to know jack" lol
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The uncle should mind his own fucking business. Unless your gf is underage, nothing wrong here. He has no right to disapprove or even comment on something someone *else* writes on his niece's FB. WTF? If he doesn't like what he reads there then he should just block her posts or unfriend her.
Also, he sounds like he likes 'em hairy. You could post that the next time you are on your gf's FB page.
Foxy, just leave em...I do. They come up fine next year.
@ Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:03pm.
Man, you get into a lot of shit over FB with this chick, lol.
@ Mike - sorry to hear this :-(
Katie Price is such a joke. I don't ride dressage, but by most accounts, her money gets her in the door a bit with killer horses and good training, but her antics (barbie pink van, her "exhibitions" with no shirt on under her coat, etc) keep her waaaaaay out. Apparently the powers that be in UK Dressage said, "When hell freezes over." when she proclaimed she was going for the '12 Olympic team (not that she's that good anyway). My friends and I all joke that we're going to buy each other her TACKY riding clothing line pieces as gag gifts, but we really don't want to expand her bank accounts.
She brings negative publicity to all equestrian sports. F her.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:02pm.
Mike- Sad for you. Was this the neighbor lady?
Nooooooooo. That woman is 35 with 2 young kids. Besides, she's very recently separated from her husband.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:00pm
;-P
sorry -- not trying to take away fr Mike but since Mickey is here at the moment:
Mickey, do you know anything about garden tulips? [reports self for geographical profiling] trying to figure out whether to dig up and store now or do you wait til end of summer?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:01pm.
All you hot folks and I'm sitting next to a space heater. GAH! IT'S SUMMER DAMNIT!
M.E. , do you live in Alaska.?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:02pm.
Hush now agirl! Shaggy was not a marijuano! He was just a sloppy teen. My kids laugh at me cos they think he's a pothead too. :(
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GG please! He and Scooby can haz teh munchies 24-7.
holy shit, just got a call from the gf... she's with her rich, kinda snobby family at the beach for a week (aunts uncles, etc.) and one of her uncles said he disapproves of her dating me because of some shit I said on her FB.... wow. Back when I was on vacation and on my way home I wrote on her FB "Hey, I'm an hour out, hope you shaved your legs"... hahahahahaa!! She told him, "you just have to know jack" lol
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers