Open Post: Co-Hosted By Katie Price And A Horse
Alternate title: Whore on a Horse!
In London today, this generation's Jane Austen pushed out the 8th novel she totally wrote herself with a French quill feather on hemp paper while sitting under a willow tree in her garden. Katie Price launched the book she didn't write the same way she launches everything: with a shameless stunt.
While looking like an insane Flamenco dancer from Mars, Katie rode a beautiful beast who can probably write a book by itself before she can. Katie totally thinks she's a true and professional equestrian, because she can get a horse to rise on its hind legs. No, bitch, that horse was trying to buck you off. Never mind that the pile of caca the horse made backstage is way more interesting than anything in Katie's novels (I've read most of them, I know), bitch is selling this book the wrong way.
Katie doesn't need to shame a horse or pull out stunts to make her book the #1 best seller in the wooooooorld. Katie just needs to bring out earth angel Harvey Price and tell him to say, "Buy this book." Amazon would crash from the sales! Every Barnes & Nobels would be looted! Whores would be stabbed for a copy! It would be some 50 Shades of Who? shit.
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ESE, never noticed how Simon can sound like lady when he hits some notes... o_O
See, aren't ya glad you didn't step into the serious talk over there?! Thought so...
And thanks, always plan to have a good time! You do likewise, ok? ☼☼☼
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I feel sorry for the horse, of course.
It was so fucking hot here today that after I drove about 10 blocks or so to the Dollar Store (damn, I love that place...gotta know how to shop it, tho.) and parked, I had to turn around and go home to dry the fuck off. I was THAT wet! I went back, after turning the fan on my top and taking my pants off for 15 mins.
It's the humidity.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Within, tequila is the devil, but I love it in Mexican martinis. Girl, I hope you recovered after a night like that!
Oh Foxxy, I can't with the political talk. Sorry all, I've not yet read back, but just prefer to be glad the lady got some money. She can do with it what she likes now. *whispers* anti-bullying charity would be good! ;P
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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LaChaylo, doing good too! You handling the heat OK? It's good to see ya here too LaChay!
And I'm glad you haven't actually drank, drunk... had peyote! That's hard ass drank right there! lolol ☺☺ ❀❀
Last time I had tequila, first and last time... yeah, was at a bar where my companions decided it would be "fun" to try doubles of the white, doubles of the dark, and whatever other kind they had... well you can imagine how that ended so... peyote: with caution and experience only! lmao
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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duty(heehee!... it sounds like "doody"!) calls, folks!... have a smile, and a soda pop on me... well, not really "on me"... unless you're into that sort of thing!... HA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NWcQ9NEsa0
catch ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:54pm.
Not tonight, but keep reminding me and you'll eventually get it. It only took three or four reminders from Tyroan for the Greg Dulli story.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 11:05pm.
oh, is that what it was? i did not delve through the whole thread i just saw that you were a lot more annoyed-sounding than you were this morning
yah, imo people may see certain commenter's names and see what they think they're going to see instead of thoroughly reading. for ex, i've actually said nice things about Brad Pitt on JJ and the thumbs down flew. wtf?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:57pm
oh, this evening i just browsed and chose not to purchase, thank you. the person to whom it was directed gave me an even toned response to my morning comment, and it seemed to generate a lot of civil exchange before somehow Obama and the illuminati and whatever else got dragged into the discussion. but, last night? there was smoke coming out of my ears, as may have been a little evident, lol. however, i stand by each "fuck off" i dished out ;-)
i contributed too. and i really did fax a complaint. that's how i got over my emotions over this go. i. do. not. like. elder. abuse. period. i. don't. care. if. she. could. have. done. more. to. stop. it.
GO THUNDER
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'll stay mad of a while longer *you like it*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5fOvcta3Ws
*winks* ;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Foxxy, I'm a total Mavericks fan. I won't hold your loving the Spurs against you. :-)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:54pm.
*ignores ESE the stealthy thread fiend* lol
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*throws fuzzy gopher at WR*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4xuZMpmXtc&feature=related
oh yeah, that'll learn ya!... HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:49pm.
how the holy hell did they drag election politics into the bus lady thread?!? i went in there to see if i had a response from Karen F to my comment to her, then i said "screw that" upon reading the most recent comments.
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I did. In fact, being able to ignore the fucking doorknobs who brought the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa and the mystery of Stonehenge into the damn subject, I was actually able to have a civilized back and forth discussion with several people after that...until the last stupid motherfucker who didn't bother to read a single post of mine (because her 20second attention span only allowed her to start typing furiously after reading one fucking comment) berated me for endorsing a policy of "kick the little motherfuckers in the teeth first, fire the old crotch later" school policy.
I really don't mind when people disagree with me. I do motherfucking mind when they don't give me the respect of reading what I fucking wrote (numerous times, mind you) before they assign me an opinion I did not express.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Within, I'm doing well, and always good to see you here! How are you doing?
I see ESE's being his precocious little self!
I've never had peyote, and I'd actually be pretty afraid to try it. Alcohol and a rare instance of the good shit are about as crazy as I get it!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:57pm
BEAT THE HEAT! BEAT THE HEAT!
are you Spurs or Mavericks fan or other? me Spurs :-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi Mz. ((LaChaylo!)) Yeah, best tip toe in and outta there! Just figured Mr. ESE (ignores him heheheheh) wouldn't want to enter and get entangled in there! It looked for serious, no laughing matter in there... so I ran out! hehe
How are ya LaChay darlin'?
ETA: isn't peyote grossness of the highest order? ;P
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If there's peyote going around, pass it down!!
Foxxy, I just feel bad for the lady, the kids and anyone who's been bullied.
*pats ya on the back and gives you a hug if limped outta there foxxy!*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Foxxy - you're right, it's not over yet!!
(Ugh, I can't STAND the Heat!!)
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:52pm
SHUT UP THERE'S STILL ANOTHER HALF!!!!
;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:51pm.
ESE - I Just Want To Celebrate Another Day of ESEEEE!!!
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you hold that thought... i have to do a Snoopy dance, now!... *ssmmoooocchh*!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
*ignores ESE the stealthy thread fiend* lol
Good song though! ❀❀❀
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppbdf-qtGU
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:00pm
thanks for the advice Mike. i also have a bunch of perennials too - on my 3rd year for my roses, couple vines n flowering bushes, concord grape vine and blackberries. i'm just a freak for tulips, irises and gladiolas (gladioli?) too
i truly hope i did not miss the peyote story that was teased yesterday. not that the fight over the groupie was not good, but could have used a little more hallucinations and cowbell ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@Within
Is that a trick answer? I'm envisioning Jack's ears between everyhorz legs. Not that there is anything wrong with that. ;)
Outties for a bit! Gotta groom the pussy and such. (The Persian, you horny fucks!)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
MJT - If you're out there, I has the sads. Looks like the heat are going to take it. :-(
ESE - I Just Want To Celebrate Another Day of ESEEEE!!!
Within - Hi there, I'm most definitely staying out of the bus thread. Geez, who knew it'd get so contentious.
Guest - Long time no see!! I love the avie! I can't decide if it makes me want ice cream or stay miles away from it, lol!
Hi Within!
if crazy shows up, give her a (( )) her team ain't doin too good right now but still another half to go . . .
how the holy hell did they drag election politics into the bus lady thread?!? i went in there to see if i had a response from Karen F to my comment to her, then i said "screw that" upon reading the most recent comments
Thamar, good luck with your training
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
*slides another under thread door*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl-IWlzSItM
what?... there's always room for Jim!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Thamar, before you go, a thighmaster while you browse is the answer, oLOLOLOLOLOL
*Yeah, I'll let gorgeoussalma weigh in instead* ehehhehe
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Within thanks! I was going to cruise for a night cap. Pas ce soir. :-) Happy solstice!
Whatever your troubles dlisters may you get a good rest sometime tonight. Looking at you especially Jeanneee!
Salma You inspire me. Whatever and whenever you share about making a commitment to keeping a body together after,ahem, middle age is appreciated. I have always been strong, but it is disappearing. Where did it go? Too much Internet! Looking to under promise to myself and over deliver if you catch my drift. A small routine I will actually do. no excuses allowed this time.
I am always moving, but I can't lift and haul like I used to and I do not like it!
Sweet dreams slutty sluts
Dude, stay out of the bus monitor thread! jussayin' ;]
*good mood today*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEXSiFzOfU
*kicks in thread door*... *pauses to check the scenery*... *sprays "Silly String" around*...
break it down, and shake those rumps, sluts!!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCiw5xUmoUQ
*stops to survey rumps that better be shaking*... *runs back out of thread*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Weezy...lmao @ flounces!
Queenie....those pics. *eyeroll x100*
PHM!!! So glad to hear that you are OK!
I was watching the early news this evening, and there was a guy that had lived through Katrina-he said that the Duluth situation was very similar. I can't believe that there was no loss of human life. They are saying that damage totals are expected to be near 80 million clams. Not including damage to homes. o_O Very sad about the animals.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Can I please believe that that horse is giving Katie the side eye, because I do.
PHM, it's good to hear you're ok!! ;P
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by AlexDSSF on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 6:20pm
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Wow, I'm kind of surprised Katie has published that much material! Then again, not so much, she's all about the promotion - so it fits! She must have a really good head for business to exploit the barbie image and turn it into a mini "empire".
Congrats on getting the page up! ☺
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:11pm.
Glad you're all right. The fate of the zoo animals made me sad.
RE: Submitted by FrappenBloat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:40pm.
I figured you were in pretty deep w/ the horses on that side of the pond! :) Not to mention, you're up on the Andi's and Luso's and the very classical (if you will) styles that go with those breeds (my knowledge way more basic than it should be and I've only seen them when they've done exhibitions at the big shows here). My dressage info is, more or less, from what I've seen pop up here state-side and a few forums do have a couple posters from your side of the pond. I've got an idea of how tough the dressage world can be. I do hunter/jumpers (I know you don't have what we call "hunters" over there - and honestly, you're better for it, at the moment) and I'm lucky that my big-name-trainer, though I'm not showing at the moment, can double as an amateur shrink b/c that's certainly NOT the case with a lot of other trainers. I, too, have had a few make me feel like I'm about 2" tall. Get slightly deeper or longer to a distance than they'd like to see and watch OUT.
And I'm glad you said Jordan (hehe) is basically training with who would put up with her antics, b/c I had a feeling that's the kind of trainer she was with... Granted, it appears she's got a little bit of feel for rhythm and timing, but her upper body, seat, and how STIFF her arms are... UG! I was amazed that there are such things as upper-level packer dressage horses! LOL But, then again, I've seen famous people's offspring ride "packers" in 1.45M jumper classics, so I guess nothing *should* be shocking in the world 'o horses... :D
BaconSlut and SalmaNella,
Thanks for your concern yesterday! :)
My internet connection has been soooooo slow to post. I got lucky and didn't have any damage near my house, but some of the city is in shambles. The worst part was the zoo :( I loved the little mini donkey..I used to bring him treats every time that I'd visit. PETA is already on them. As far as I know no one was seriously injured..so that's good. But there is a lot of unexpected damage around here. Hopefully the rain stays away and goes somewhere that it's needed.
Mike- WHAT is wrong with being 35??? *flounces skirt*
Anno- I'm so sorry toe hear about your friend.
Submitted by FrappenBloat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:40pm.
That sounds incredibly emotionally abusive. And wrong. Quitting was probably the best thing you could have done.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
This whoa AGAIN? Damn, cockroaches (pun intended) really don't die.
Those leprechauns are at it again:
http://downtownseattle.komonews.com/m/news/crime/759270-police-man-claim...
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 6:48pm.
Mike: Cool story, even though you got booted out. Sounds like The Bayou?
Nah, but I saw quite a few shows there (I went to prep school in Alexandria).
Mike: Cool story, even though you got booted out. Sounds like The Bayou?
So you know, Katie price or jordan or whateverthefuck she calls herself today has written no books. She employs a ghost writer to write a book for her, then puts her name on it. Katie price/jordan/whore on a horse is illiterate; she can barely read...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
@annobanano - So sorry to hear about your friend. I hope that he is as comfortable as he can be and can leave this world peacefully.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 6:07pm.
Mike: i bet finally telling your Dulli story would raise your spirits!
Sorry this is so long in coming.