OctoMom On The Sybian
For the one of you who didn't immediately hit the I QUIT THIS BITCH button after reading that headline, you're as sucio as me and we'll be disgusting together. I seriously can't avert my eyes from the dead-eyed, slow-moving train of crazy as it crashes into a pile of dirty diapers and sadness. I even watched a few uncensored clips from OctoMom's self-love porn and the most offensive thing is that one of the sets looks like a P.F. Chang's. How will I ever enjoy a serving of Mongolian beef the same way ever again?
To promote her debut fap porn, Octo and her jack-off guide Jessica Drake went on Howard Stern yesterday. Octo pulled Howard's dick when she said that achieving her first chocha seizure on camera opened her up to a whole new world and she can't wait to explore more of her sexuality. Basically, Octo used a lot of words to say, "A CHECK IS A CHECK!" So because Octo can't get enough of rubbing love into herself, Howard brought out the Sybian and she jumped on. This clip is totally NSFW unless your boss is okay with you screaming for mercy.
And I don't know what terrorized my ears more today: Octo's fake orgasm yodels or the new Carly Rae Jepsen song. Definitely, the latter.
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Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:38pm.
I have no point.
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LMFAO!! Lil G?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:34pm.
I keep thinking - hotdog, hallway...............
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That's why the jury is still out on this one... I wanna see the fap porn and see if that sucker is blown out...
whippersnapper - LOL good ole boy!!! no choking!
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All 14 of her kids were c-sections, the bitch is a virgin...chocha is probably as tight as a teenager (not a slutty one).
*reports self*
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:23pm.
The fact that those women choose to degrade themselves doesn't make Howard Stern any less of a disgusting pig. Those things CAN be mutually exclusive. I don't care how intelligent or passionate he is about women's rights....if it walks like a pig, talks like a pig, acts like a pig...it's a pig. oink, oink.
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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:34pm.
I keep thinking - hotdog, hallway...............
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That's why the jury is still out on this one... I wanna see the fap porn and see if that sucker is blown out...
whippersnapper - LOL good ole boy!!! no choking!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:38pm.
I remember stealing his book Private Parts from the library when I was like 13 because I was too embarrassed to check it out. I also stole the Hite Report On Male Sexuality around the same time. Curious little minx, I was.
The last time I watched Howard Stern was when they had his show on E! years ago. I remember a guy they named High Pitched Eric and little drunk dude that I think has since died.
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High Pitch is still on, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf (who was a funny motherfucker) died a few years ago.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Ok, I go away to run a few errands and I COME BACK TO THIS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why does the video production company think that anyone wants to pay money to see Octomom naked? She's not ugly, but there's no confusing her with a real porn star, either. Seriously, who would spend a dime on that shizz?
I seriously fucking hate myself after watching that.
I may never beat it again.....
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Oh, great. Now the next time MK posts about Eddie Cibrian, my brain is going to automatically go HERE.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I remember stealing his book Private Parts from the library when I was like 13 because I was too embarrassed to check it out. I also stole the Hite Report On Male Sexuality around the same time. Curious little minx, I was.
The last time I watched Howard Stern was when they had his show on E! years ago. I remember a guy they named High Pitched Eric and little drunk dude that I think has since died.
I have no point.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 2:56pm.
It really frightens me just how low entertainment has sunk.
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This and the donkey semen drink-off make me want to live in the bush.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:28pm.
o.O
WTMFF. I don't know who to slap first. HOW do you sit in a room full of people, on national telev...ugh, nvm. *searches youtube for "kitten videos"*
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After 11 years I STILL have the lights out during sexy times. No one see's my O face.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:29pm.
That's like, it's not the drug dealer's fault that the user comes to him/her to purchase and use drugs.
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Yes, but there's always another dealer somewhere down the line ...
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:16pm.
she has obviously never experienced the pleasures of a redneck.
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I don't know if you mean an actual redneck a.k.a. good ol' boy type person or being choked while getting it good?
TF? Eyes and ears barf! >_<
Yes, "I QUIT THIS BITCH BUTTON IMMEDIATELY!" lol
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:31pm.
Kill your old man first and then we'll talk lol:)
I'm club footed you Jackass!!
YES I HATE how he kisses Eric"s ass now, I wouldn't five that little ungrateful fucker SQUAT.
All the bits with Eric are BS fake crap it seems. The BEST was Artie fucking with him the entire time, that shit was GOLD baby..lol!!
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*sharpens shank*
I miss Artie. That clip of him arguing with Crazy Alice (as Crazy Alice) always kills me!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
@ Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:17pm.
I'll take that barf bag but do NOT believe you. What would the point be? I keep thinking - hotdog, hallway...............
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:07pm.
@ditquoi-
Howard Stern didn't make any of these chicks become strippers, porn stars, or whatever variety of ho they are.
If you listen to him talk about real women's issues (instead of this schtick) you'd learn that he is pro-choice and for women's equality.
I do not enjoy this part of his show, but nobody forces these bimbos to USE Howard's audience to achieve their agendas.
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THIS!! People the don't listen to Howard have no idea how intelligent and well read Howard is on a wide variety of topics. You right, when push comes to shove he's very much an equal opportunist with great regard to women's rights and free speech. I don't know how many times I've been impressed with how eloquent he actually is on these topics. Howard will show the fucked up side of BOTH sexes
Now if he would just shut the fuck up about America's Got Talent and quit making friends with his old enemies I will stop wanting to kick him in the head!
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Whamo, will you marry me? Once I kill my old man?
Eric the Ungrateful Piece of Shit
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Kill your old man first and then we'll talk lol:)
I'm club footed you Jackass!!
YES I HATE how he kisses Eric"s ass now, I wouldn't give that little ungrateful fucker SQUAT.
All the bits with Eric are BS fake crap it seems. The BEST was Artie fucking with him the entire time, that shit was GOLD baby..lol!!
Octo and Mel are the perfect match.
That's like, it's not the drug dealer's fault that the user comes to him/her to purchase and use drugs.
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WTMFF. I don't know who to slap first. HOW do you sit in a room full of people, on national telev...ugh, nvm. *searches youtube for "kitten videos"*
@Deb, trust me...I'm no Migraineuse. ;)
I'm not saying he made her do it. He just provides a forum for women who are stupid or whorey enough to whore out on his show to do exactly that. And that's the thing, it's not his "fault" that they choose to whore out, it's the whore's fault that she chose to whore out, in front of a man who loves it when whores whore out on his forum. As for me, money isn't worth whoring out in front of a letcb and his minions. But she's probably not thinkIng it through that far.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:07pm.
Actions speak louder than words. I don't care what he's said or what faked-up positions he holds. He's a louse who helps women degrade themselves for the masses.
Yes, they choose to do this. But they don't bring the fucking Sybian with them and ask if they can get off in front of a camera.
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Sorry I have to disagree, these women walk, take a bus, car, cab right to his door and ASK to be put on air, no one forces them to get on or off on the air,it's their choice 100%
Are you saying it's not the women's fault that they want to "degrade" themselves but it's Howard's fault because he "helps" them?
Isn't that putting the cart infront of the horse?
Some people's sense of shame is a lot different than yours or mine so they might not see it a degrading at all but great promo for whatever they're selling. He doesn't ask some woman that comes in to sell her music to jump on, he asks porn stars that are there to sell their ass!
I haven't really listened to Howard Stern's show but his book "Private Parts" was hilarious.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:16pm.
I must say, after watching this clip and the trailer for her masturbation video, I believe her when she said she has never had an orgasm... bitch looks awkward as hell... she has obviously never experienced the pleasures of a redneck.
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or some horned-up Italian-American guy oops did I say that out loud?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:07pm.
@ditquoi-
Howard Stern didn't make any of these chicks become strippers, porn stars, or whatever variety of ho they are.
If you listen to him talk about real women's issues (instead of this schtick) you'd learn that he is pro-choice and for women's equality.
I do not enjoy this part of his show, but nobody forces these bimbos to USE Howard's audience to achieve their agendas.
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THIS!! People the don't listen to Howard have no idea how intelligent and well read Howard is on a wide variety of topics. You right, when push comes to shove he's very much an equal opportunist with great regard to women's rights and free speech. I don't know how many times I've been impressed with how eloquent he actually is on these topics. Howard will show the fucked up side of BOTH sexes
Now if he would just shut the fuck up about America's Got Talent and quit making friends with his old enemies I will stop wanting to kick him in the head!
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Whamo, will you marry me? Once I kill my old man?
I have been a Stern fan since 1987, and I will continue to be a Stern fan, even though his AGT shilling and his constant talk about Eric the Ungrateful Piece of Shit I'd Love to Kick in the Face and Benjy and his can't-sing-worth-a-damn Elisa Whore-dano is starting to get on my last fucking nerve.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I guess she found a way to stay in the spotlight. Those poor kids.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:08pm.
If Jack says "I would" I'll hurl.
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*hands out complimentary barf bag*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:00pm.
And who was watching your FOURTEEN kids while you were getting off, OctoSlut? Someone needs to get her hooked on meth.
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After a hard day on the Sybian she needs a knife and a fork and some bath salts
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*has flashbacks on 1 man 1 icepick*
Now I REALLY feel sorry for her poor, poor children!!!! Good GOD! Someone shoot the bitch!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I must say, after watching this clip and the trailer for her masturbation video, I believe her when she said she has never had an orgasm... bitch looks awkward as hell... she has obviously never experienced the pleasures of a redneck.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
My face looked less lumpy when I went to the ER for Anaphylaxis.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:07pm.
@ditquoi-
Howard Stern didn't make any of these chicks become strippers, porn stars, or whatever variety of ho they are.
If you listen to him talk about real women's issues (instead of this schtick) you'd learn that he is pro-choice and for women's equality.
I do not enjoy this part of his show, but nobody forces these bimbos to USE Howard's audience to achieve their agendas.
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THIS!! People the don't listen to Howard have no idea how intelligent and well read Howard is on a wide variety of topics. You right, when push comes to shove he's very much an equal opportunist with great regard to women's rights and free speech. I don't know how many times I've been impressed with how eloquent he actually is on these topics. Howard will show the fucked up side of BOTH sexes
Now if he would just shut the fuck up about America's Got Talent and quit making friends with his old enemies I will stop wanting to kick him in the head!
The Hunch Back of Famewhores. Jeeezzzus.
dementa, fair enough.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
stop. please stop. signed, the universe.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:07pm.
Actions speak louder than words. I don't care what he's said or what faked-up positions he holds. He's a louse who helps women degrade themselves for the masses.
Yes, they choose to do this. But they don't bring the fucking Sybian with them and ask if they can get off in front of a camera.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Leanne Rimes and Eddie Sybian. HAahahaa.
Anyway. Gross. Multiple women have sat on this thing for Howard Stern? I hate everyone.
If Jack says "I would" I'll hurl.
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:00pm.
And who was watching your FOURTEEN kids while you were getting off, OctoSlut? Someone needs to get her hooked on meth.
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After a hard day on the Sybian she needs a knife and a fork and some bath salts.
@ditquoi-
Howard Stern didn't make any of these chicks become strippers, porn stars, or whatever variety of ho they are.
If you listen to him talk about real women's issues (instead of this schtick) you'd learn that he is pro-choice and for women's equality.
I do not enjoy this part of his show, but nobody forces these bimbos to USE Howard's audience to achieve their agendas.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
its bruce bitch...everyone on the wrap up show thought she was highly medicated and I agree!! her speech was not nearly as frantic as the past.. I can only listen to this bitch on Howard with his soothing voice interrupting hers... but back to the original subject.. she is on something...
Why, god, why??
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Devil's advocate.
I hate this tricks with the fire of a thousand suns but Howard Stern is a disgusting pig. I will not watch this.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Will.not.watch.
The worst part is the kids are probably in the green room while "Mommy works"
Submitted by megank on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 2:58pm.
It would be tolerable if she were attractive, but she is so fucking ugly, I can't see how anyone would want to watch this shit.
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I hear you on THAT one, I hate the barbie plastic porn girls and like my amateur "girl next door" porny girls but this chick's face is so fucking ugly and knowing what we do about her I just can't remotely thing of her as sexy and on my worse horny day I would NEVER pull it out for THAT, my dick would be mad and quit me in a heartbeat. lol!!!
Submitted by mortadella pianist on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 2:59pm.
---sybian--- Well, I learned something new today...
Me too. Unfortunately. I mean, I FIGURED something like that existed, I just didn't know what or even thought to wonder what it might be called.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 2:53pm.
I'm sure her kids will be delighted to see this on youtube. I wonder when they first start running away from home.
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I wouldn't be surprised if she (and whatever unhappy babysitter du jour) keep the little rugrats penned up.
Don't forget people, this bitch had SIX already when she got preggers with the next 8. Ugh.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
And who was watching your FOURTEEN kids while you were getting off, OctoSlut? Someone needs to get her hooked on meth.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012