OctoMom On The Sybian
For the one of you who didn't immediately hit the I QUIT THIS BITCH button after reading that headline, you're as sucio as me and we'll be disgusting together. I seriously can't avert my eyes from the dead-eyed, slow-moving train of crazy as it crashes into a pile of dirty diapers and sadness. I even watched a few uncensored clips from OctoMom's self-love porn and the most offensive thing is that one of the sets looks like a P.F. Chang's. How will I ever enjoy a serving of Mongolian beef the same way ever again?
To promote her debut fap porn, Octo and her jack-off guide Jessica Drake went on Howard Stern yesterday. Octo pulled Howard's dick when she said that achieving her first chocha seizure on camera opened her up to a whole new world and she can't wait to explore more of her sexuality. Basically, Octo used a lot of words to say, "A CHECK IS A CHECK!" So because Octo can't get enough of rubbing love into herself, Howard brought out the Sybian and she jumped on. This clip is totally NSFW unless your boss is okay with you screaming for mercy.
And I don't know what terrorized my ears more today: Octo's fake orgasm yodels or the new Carly Rae Jepsen song. Definitely, the latter.
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Why did I click on that. Why, why why. OctoSucio is the total embodiment of every social issue wrapped in one giant ball of mental illness...that I just can't get with. I personally hold OctoLesion for the manufacturing and distribution of Bath Salts and she developed them in her "laboratory" of evil world domination that her houses in her uterus. We should all be scared. I am. *shudders*
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
This fucking narcissistic cunt needs to fall head first into a woodchipper.
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There's no way in hell I'm clicking that link.
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
I'm fine with the porn and this Stern video. When all 14 kids are in adult therapy and the doc says, "Any idea why you're having these issues?," they can just hand the doc a DVD instead of a long-winded, expensive explanation.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
She looks like she's taking a poop. That is the most unsexy female on this planet. I would rather fap to a parade of the last 3 female American Secretaries of State.
Mark me down as someone else who absolutely detests Howard Stern. He is the grossest pig alive. (no offense to any actual pigs).
And I agree, MK you have CROSSED THE LINE with this post!! Why are you torturing us?
I heard a clip of her screeching on the Howard 100 replay this morning and there's no way I'm watching this. No more yankie my wankie, thank you very much. (PS For anyone who did watch it, did Gary put a mask on?)
No way on this planet am I clicking on that. Too far, MK, too far! ;'(
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She's a nutty narcissist so everyone knew this was the next step on the famewhore ladder for her, but fucking Christ! I would love to hear what her parents, whom she bankrupted and caused to lose their home and retirement funds, have to say about her now.
Those poor fucking kids.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Meatflaps, please! It's no wonder why she has to masturbate. Thirty seconds of her shrill screech and any man would jump out the window.
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I dont care what people say, Howard Stern is the lowest trash of trash. He allows these mentally ill people on his show and he cashes in on their crazy. He's made enough money at this point, there's no reason to give this insane woman a platform for her crazy.
Fuck Howard. And fuck OctoBitch.
I clicked on the Video. I knew I would.. I can't resist MK's links.
I feel unclean!!!
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Hey why is she dressing like Jessica Hann(sp?) after she posed for playboy? Is it like once you flash your boobs you're on the whoretrain?
I guess we all know now why this bitch had to be artificially inseminated..... no dude would touch her skanky ass!!!
I feel bad for the babies........
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
she's mentally ill. stern knows that. i get jenna jameson or carmen electra or any other vapid but sane whore. but this woman is clearly mentally deficient and he still says "hey, whatthefuck to i care? bring her in."
i actually like howard, mostly, but this is fucking disgusting on his and his crew's part.
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watching hardcore ufos
At least her kids will have the Empress of Lucite's kids to play with.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
@Hekki - LOL, I know, right!! Who does that?
Yep, kids can make a mess fast, but I think you called it - that other stuff - it had to be her. She really did trash that place. No wonder the bank didn't get any offers in the foreclosure auction. She screwed over that guy big time, and as usual, will just walk and go to Disneyland.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:11pm.
Who the HELL teaches their kids to shit outside?
And I can totally understand some of the mess. I have three little kids and they can make a huge mess in no time flat. But the cabinet doors missing and the spray paint that was obviously done by an adult? She trashed that place on purpose. She's such a pig, I can't even.
I had to look up "Sybian". I'm simply flabbergasted by the fact that she's using that thing in public. Her poor kids, imagine having to go to school after everyone saw your mother do THIS.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
The only person I want to see ride a sybian is that purple, roller-skating job from the CAPTION THIS.
Anyways, Michael K, you're going to hell for forcing us all to even see the screen still for this mess! DON'T YOU DARE SHARE ANY OF THE UNCENSORED STILLS FROM HER PORNO
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
"2 full time jobs can't be worse than watching Howard Stern watching my pussy getting fucked by a machine.".
KUDOS!!!!!!!!!
anyone who's not a whore would at some point, look down, realized they're riding a dildo machine in front of the biggest lecherous misogynist woman objectifier in the world, and his rabid, drooling, dumpy audience, and would get up and say to herself, man, I should really finish school and get a job. 2 full time jobs can't be worse than watching Howard Stern watching my pussy getting fucked by a machine.
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THIS
Fuck Jackie!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Howard is a big ole sleaze and got rich and famous from it. I hope someday some loser treats his daughters like this. Send ol pappy Stern a vid of them on a fuck machine. He'd probably fap to it though.
No, Micheal K. I will not, I repeat, I *WILL F'N NOT* click on that video. No. F'n. Way. You cannot make me. No.
(and I'll probably come back in a few hours and click on it, because curiosity killed the cat, just like it's going to kill my eyeballs).
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:43pm
Thanks for the update. Is the Eric everyone is referring to below (ass kissing) High Pitched Eric? Aww, yeah, Hank! Poor Angry Drunken Dead Dwarf Hank. He was funny.
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There are two Erics: High Pitch Eric who is disgusting, and Eric the Ungrateful Piece of Shit Midget who desperately needs a roundhouse kick to the face.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
props to Original Slore that she didn't expose her meat flaps while being robo-rammed though.
although perhaps that was take #20 for youtube purposes.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:29pm.
That's like, it's not the drug dealer's fault that the user comes to him/her to purchase and use drugs.
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Yes, but there's always another dealer somewhere down the line ...
exactly.
The prelim reviews from the macho-man sites on her vid is that she has an abnormally small pussy.
Jesus! She has holes in her fishnets.
Side-Eyez: Holy shit (pun intended) I forgot about that! Totally cracking up here. Who the HELL teaches their kids to shit outside?
And I can totally understand some of the mess. I have three little kids and they can make a huge mess in no time flat. But the cabinet doors missing and the spray paint that was obviously done by an adult? She trashed that place on purpose. She's such a pig, I can't even.
Submitted by Super Stew on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:53pm.
"Whubuh ambuh Imbah spoze to do?"
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Holy shit, I swear I almost pissed my pants laughing at this...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:57pm.
Lil G always has weed... *sigh*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
@Hekki - I bet you're right. In fact they probably have a dedicated line to report her 1-800-OCTOKIDS. When she didn't get even so much as a warning when the kids were crapping in plastic toilets outside...ugh!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:58pm.
I'll bet a million bucks CPS gets calls about her all the time and she's still got those kids.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:23pm.
The fact that those women choose to degrade themselves doesn't make Howard Stern any less of a disgusting pig.
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I can understand why you'd feel that way MJT and
you would be in a hundred mile lineup with all the people that think the same way lol!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:54pm.
Uhg, the visual on Duggar.... have you seen video of people skydiving and their cheeks are all flappin in the wind??? I picture something like that, but on a nastier scale.
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oh my, can you imagine the size of dildo required for that lady? She'd need a horse-sized cock. (sorry to all the horses out there)
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:54pm.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Michelle Duggar - when she gives birh those babies just gotta step out and move the curtains aside like coming out of a tent.
*hurls*
Submitted by Super Stew on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:53pm.
When she asks Howard what to do, her bottom lip drops and is so huge that she looks like the guy on Fat Albert who has that huge bottom lip- "Whubuh ambuh Imbah spoze to do?"
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LMAOOOOOOO Mush mouth!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Side-Eyez: "...And I don't, for the life of me, understand how Child Protective Services hasn't found grounds to remove those children from her custody."
I always wonder this, too. If it were a day care center, it'd be shut down in an instant. What's the difference?
If the kids aren't bruised and underweight, they probably don't want to bother looking into it. I'll bet a million bucks CPS gets calls about her all the time and she's still got those kids.
Lets be for reals here, that bitch has been WAITING to do porn since her entry into infamy. She's been one step away her whole life I'd say, based on that voice, face, lips, tits and everything else she had done to make her look like a fuck doll. lol!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:51pm.
Lmaoooooooooo luvsmekitty you tried it!
(where the fuck are we going to get weed money from now)
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:54pm.
Uhg, the visual on Duggar.... have you seen video of people skydiving and their cheeks are all flappin in the wind??? I picture something like that, but on a nastier scale.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:34pm.
I keep thinking - hotdog, hallway...............
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That's why the jury is still out on this one... I wanna see the fap porn and see if that sucker is blown out...
whippersnapper - LOL good ole boy!!! no choking!
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All 14 of her kids were c-sections, the bitch is a virgin...chocha is probably as tight as a teenager (not a slutty one).
*reports self*
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ahhhh, great minds think alike.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:48pm.
Hi Dad. Can I borrow some money?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Now I KNOW it's not her... she doesn't "borrow" SHIT! Borrow means you would have intentions of paying it back... lol thanks for playing along, though :)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:34pm.
@ Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:17pm.
I'll take that barf bag but do NOT believe you. What would the point be? I keep thinking - hotdog, hallway...............
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IDK, she didn't have sex to get the kids and they were taken out by Cesarean section so she probably like a virgin unlike Michelle Duggar who probably has absolutely no sensation down there at all.
When she asks Howard what to do, her bottom lip drops and is so huge that she looks like the guy on Fat Albert who has that huge bottom lip- "Whubuh ambuh Imbah spoze to do?"
@ M.E. - excellent point!
You can tell she's just loving all the attention. This is what she wanted all along. BTW - as several people already pointed out, who is watching the 14 kids while she's jetting off to NY to do this show?
As a taxpayer in the state of California, I want this bitch charged with fraud and incarcerated - for every single penny of cash, food stamps and healthcare assistance she and her brood has ever received. And I don't, for the life of me, understand how Child Protective Services hasn't found grounds to remove those children from her custody.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:48pm.
Hi Dad. Can I borrow some money?
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *oink oink* SOOOOOIIIIEEEEE
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:43pm
Thanks for the update. Is the Eric everyone is referring to below (ass kissing) High Pitched Eric? Aww, yeah, Hank! Poor Angry Drunken Dead Dwarf Hank. He was funny.