Meredith Vieira Doesn't Want To Replace Ann Curry
Ann Curry will soon let out her last "good morning, good morning, good morning, everybody, morning" as co-host of Today, because Matt Lauer hates her and he's hoping that for his next edition of "Where in the World Is Matt?" he'll report from her vacant office. For months now, there's been rumors that the producers of Today can't wait to pink slip Ann, and when Matt resigned, he let them know that he really wants a new co-host. Cut to last night when The New York Times reported that the producers will push Ann out of the anchor chair any day now. They're hoping to get Ann out before the Olympics start. So your dream of seeing Ann awkwardly say "mmmm hmmmm" next to a topless Michael Phelps has been crushed!
TMZ says that the NBC peacock put on its trench coat, covered its face with a fedora and met Meredith Vieira in a dark alley to offer her the co-anchor job back. Ann got the job a year ago after Meredith quit, because she was sick of waking up at the hour of the ungods and wanted to spend more time with her family. Meredith turned their asses down, but will stay on as a special correspondent.
Since Meredith is over that shit, NBC has put third hour co-host Savannah Guthrie at the top of their list. Some sources say that NBC will make Ann a foreign correspondent since she's better at reporting from Darfur than asking Kim Kardashian how often she bleaches her asshole hair.
Yeah, Savannah Gurthie is their top choice. They can choose between Savannah, Natalie Mortales and Tamron Hall, and they go with Savannah's unflavored oatmeal ass? That's like saying Shelley Hack is your favorite Charlie's Angel.
Watching Ann interview guests during a fluff piece is about as pleasant as having butt sex with a cactus, but she's not the main problem. I watch that mess every day and every day they show me a viral video I watched three weeks ago, show me how to make a salad, show me the latest summer trends in white capris and force feed me Star Jones' opinion on stupid shit. So yeah, what I'm saying is that it's Star Jones' fault. BLAME STAR JONES.
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I say go for Tamryn. And while they're at it, put Lester in there and bust Matt down to weekend anchor.
I don't think Natalie wants the job...why would she sit back and let Savannah co-host when Ann's away when that's technically her rightful place?
let lester and matt co-host. fuck those milquetoast broads. natalie "let me be latina when i say 'tortilla'" morales is second only to ann's annoying ass, tamron seems to have the stoned giggles all the time, and savannah has no upper lip.
i do love meredith though.
in summation: i watch too much fucking "today" show.
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Who are these people what are all these names
I don't understand why people think Ann's Darfur shit is where her strengths lie. Has anyone ever actually seen those interviews? All she does is crawl up George Clooney's ass (Insert Gay Joke Here) and make weird googly eyes anytime she gets anywhere near Brad Pitt. Didn't she say she had looked into their souls and found these wonderful people or some shit like that? Way to be objective Ann. If Ann Curry is the future of professional journalism we are all FUCKED.
Curry might take nice pictures but she is dumber than a bag of ice. That's why Clooney, Jolie and Pitt love being interviewed by her. They'll never run the risk of being asked...so these trips to war torn countries, is there a sudden spike in donations to the UN? If so, is it more than what it costs to fly you down here on a military plane? If you're doing this to raise awareness how come you never give out a phone number or email address where people can do something with the awareness you have bestowed upon them? Can you actually show me some proof that these trips translate into action by people watching at home?
Btw, my favorite Ann Curry moment happened about 10 years ago when she was interviewing this expert on Cuba and the expert on Cuba said something like...well, when Castro dies. Curry interrupted him and breathlessly asked...but what happens if Castro never dies?" THAT is Ann Curry in a nutshell.
thank GOODNESS...I thought she'd never leave. she should just anchor Dateline.
now, I hope they're not stupid enough to replace Ann with Gopher Teeth Guthrie. she SUUUUUUUCKS. ratings will sink even lower.
they need someone brand new, like Meredith was. Meredith was effortless. I think the segments were essentially the same, but for some reason, Meredith made it watchable. these days, I'd rather watch Steve Wilkos and Maury.
oh and get rid of that linebacker neck bitch Jenna Wolfe too.
Boy these ladies sure do love to dress up! Call me for dominatrix day because this fine lady attire is BORING! They make Kathie-Lee seem interesting! lol At least get Matt to dress up! *I've no idea if he ever does it* ;)
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Didnt Matt pork Ann?
I watch the Today show daily, too and Savannah is oatmeal. Plus, this week, it looks like she's been sporting some bruises on her legs? Wtf? I don't mind Ann, since their show has turned into entertainment news than actual news. Seriously, I never would've heard that stupid song "call me maybe" if it weren't for them putting viral videos on every mrng and then interviewing the stupid shits that made the video.
However, if Matt Lauer's smug ass is behind her being demoted 'cause she's not his current fuck piece, well then fuck him. I never understood the hype around him, either. Professional Tel-E-Prompter reader.
if i were a superhero, the curry would be my nemesis. i hate this condescending fuck with the passion of a thousand suns.
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I'm not going to watch, but I'vr never found Meredith too annoying.
I feel bad for Ann because I really do believe she's a good journalist and very intelligent - but it is admittedly difficult to watch her interview certain types of people. It's like she's trying too hard or something. She just doesn't connect.
Whatever happens, I hope they take advantage of her talents elsewhere.
And Savannah Guthrie? Really? Meh. I wish Meredith would come back.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I loathe Ann Curry.... she sucks!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
She drives me nuts. Later, Ann.
She is the only one that bugs me.