Hugh Jackman's Hairy Nipples Will Heal Me
Don't you hate it when you go to bed healthy and you wake up in the middle of the night with the full-on sicks. The inside of your head is pounding on the walls of your skull, your limbs fall into a temporary sloth coma, the shivers cover your body, you hack up Slimer jizz and you now know what Hugh Hefner's hos feel like when they look at themselves in the mirror after riding his dehydrated earth worm dick. That's how I feel and it's not right. Usually, those bitch ass viral germs give me a few warnings before completely attacking me, so I can put up a good fight by overdosing on Airborne and that ginger, honey, lemon crap my mom makes me drink. But those shifty germs played dirty and jumped my ass in my sleep. Rude whores.
So because of this, I'm thankful that these pictures of Hugh Jackman sunning his fur nips at a beach in Barcelona exist. Do they make me feel better? Not totally, but at least I have something pretty to look at while I freebase DayQuil.
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:22pm.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNMNOMNONMOMNOMNONMOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMONMOMNOMNOMNONOM
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I would.
I KNEW that was you SalmaNella!
PS - I want to bite Jack all over! I want to motor boat his butt cheeks!!!!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:14pm.
Awww..feel better, MK!
I don't think Hugh Jackman is at all sexy. I don't know what the big deal is about him butI've heard that he is supposed to be a super nice guy.. so that's good. He should have come to my city to rescue all of the drowning zoo animals yesterday :(
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Have you been affected by the flooding? BaconSlut posted pics last night of Duluth and was wondering how you were doing.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:06pm.
WHO IS IN YOUR AVIE?
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me
Okay, first things first, FEEL BETTER MICHAEL K! Yeah, those bugs are nasty and they usually come from the back and forth, in and out of A/C on these sweltering days of summer. Your mom is right- the lemon/ginger/honey shit is good for you and it helps to kill the bugs and build your immunity system. Get some rest and don't sweat the nasty celebs.
Second, Hugh looks good so he must be almost done filming "Les Mis". He had to lose alot of weight for that role and then he put some back on. He's gotta tighten up a bit- his pecs are gonna look like tits if he doens't get back to the push ups.
But I'd do him anywhere, anytime, in front of his wife if necessary. Hugh Jackman was, is and will always be my Future Baby Daddy.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Blech to Jackman. gws mk.
Awww..feel better, MK!
I don't think Hugh Jackman is at all sexy. I don't know what the big deal is about him butI've heard that he is supposed to be a super nice guy.. so that's good. He should have come to my city to rescue all of the drowning zoo animals yesterday :(
Awwwww MK. :( That's what happens when you go out for your birthday and make out with a bunch of randoms ;). Feel better !
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:06pm.
WHO IS IN YOUR AVIE?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Attractive. Doesn't do it for me though.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Feel better, MK!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:02pm.
lol there's a chick with her tits out in the picture at bottom right. Hopefully jack spotted them or I will be disappointed.
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I've been too busy playing connect the dots on that chicks ass in thumb 3.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Not gonna lie, Hugh looks good. For some reason, he always looks short in photos to me, yet I know he is tall. It must be an optical illusion. Does he have a short torso or short legs? As you can tell this is bugging the crap out of me. Haha
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:06pm.
There is also a chick with a very dimply ass in #3.
I saw her saddlebags from here and refused to click for more lol
OMG MK! I totally woke up sick today! I knew something in the milk wasn't clean when my froat started getting all scratchy and shit. This is some Outbreak shit.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:02pm.
lol there's a chick with her tits out in the picture at bottom right. Hopefully jack spotted them or I will be disappointed.
Hugh is a very beautiful man. His body is too buff for what I usually like, but I will definitely not be kicking this one out of bed.
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There is also a chick with a very dimply ass in #3. Thongs are not her friend
eh.
lol there's a chick with her tits out in the picture at bottom right. Hopefully jack spotted them or I will be disappointed.
Hugh is a very beautiful man. His body is too buff for what I usually like, but I will definitely not be kicking this one out of bed.
Fucking perfection. *swoon*
Damn! Where was Hugh when I was in Barcelona??
He had got an amazing body and I love the fur on his chest.
*drools on monitor*