Friday, June 22nd 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 21st!
Rick Santorum warned us this would happen if we let gays tie the knot. - Tyroan
Runners-up:
THE BREAK-A-LEG FAST CLUB. - Chris Knight
This is what happens when Rojo Caliente teaches Sex Ed.- Glen
"Riverdance" never recovered after Michael Flatley left the production. - BaconSlut
(Thanks, Ty)
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is that just you or do I smell curry?!?!?
Guy in the middle about to barf "Dude, your feet smell like a flatulent, wet dog eating corn chips"!
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
Circle Jerks
Also know as "The Travolta" in the massage world.
"Riverdance" never recovered after Michael Flatley left the production.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
You want a Slurpee or a Big Gulp?
@tommyboy
LMFAO! Pure brilliance!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Four extras from the Liz and Dick movie trying to do their best Lohan impressions.
There once were four men from Nantucket
Whose dicks were so small they said, "tuck it".
With just feet and no meat
and a river of heat
They looked at their toes and said, "suck it".
I think I just found a hair in my Greek salad.
Homosexuality is illegal in Pakistan. But a little game of strip Twister never hurt anyone...
Scissor me timbers!
Oh look, a cocktopus washed ashore.
You put your left foot in and then you put your right foot in! If i were wearing a shoe i would throw it at you!
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? "Quatro Cinco"
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Now we know what the "magic" means for "Magic Mike".
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
I knew those Travolta stories were just a web of tangled gays!
Like a bad game of telephone, by the time news of the bath salts craze reached the Middle East, its meaning was lost in translation.
India's own One Direction
This new bath house game is called "Snatch The Dime From John Travolta's Teeth With Your Ass Lips."
Do NOT google Bend It Like Beckham at this time of year....
From the lost pages of the Kama Sutra: "the Ganges Gang-Bang."
Ready to play Tic Tac Toe
Well, that's ONE interpretation of the difficult brown.
Kim Kardashian douches and these dudes wash out in classic survival-float formation.
Poots, Out
Apparently John Travolta's saliva has adhesive properties when wet.
They clearly misunderstood what Form A Circle meant.
Scientology is outsourcing John Travolta's supply of dirt stars.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
John Travolta insists, "It's only gay if you hug with your arms!"
How many gays does it take to make a flotation device? 4: Three to make the raft and one to plug the hole.
Finally they release pictures of the raft John Travolta demanded when offered the lead role in Cast Away.
The Bravo network and xTube release stills of upcoming reality series.
Code named 'An Oceanic Orgy: Comrades in Arms (& Legs),'
Elian Gonzales, along with cohort of swarthy latinos, makes another go for the Florida coast. Executives at both corps, Bravo and xTube, assure all that this will be a "drama filled crossing with way more sex than Elian's first excursion."
the REAL Boy Band "One Direction".
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And I could liken you to a lot of things but I always come around
'Cause in the end I'm a sensible girl, I know the fiction of the fix
Lakshmi Tatma inverted.
Hoping for an Olympic bid by successfully completing a Sandusky-Travolta Quadruple Toe Fuck, the Gupta brothers will NOT be seen in the 2012 summer games.
Men's Synchronized Scissoring? These new Olympic events are getting ri-goddamn-diculous!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
And that's how hummus is made.
China beware, the Chileans are far more synchronized than you'll ever be.
Still not as gay as Twilight.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 6:08pm.
The Jerry Sandusky Memorial Aquatic Center is open for the 2012 season!
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OH YUCK!
winner!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
"Last one in has to go massage Travolta!"
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
Crotchital Yoga finally gains a toehold in the exercise market.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Superfriends Announcer: MEANWHILE...in The Original Green Lantern's bathtub and still surprisingly not Aquaman's....
New evidence suggests the long-rumored Gay King (a variant of the Rat King) isn't just an urban legend.
This summer- Travolta is jaws.
The Jerry Sandusky Memorial Aquatic Center is open for the 2012 season!
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Duck, Duck, Goose...2012 The Gay Version.
When two people sandwich their hands together and open them, you see a vagina. When four people sandwich their legs together and open them, you see Madonna's.
Demi Moore decided to take up her own brand of basket weaving...
#HASHTAG