Open Post: Hosted By The Regal Ladies Of Ascot
It's Royal Ascot Times and it wouldn't be Royal Ascot times without several servings of camel toe, medicine ball titties, back cleavage, blueberry-glazed muffin tops and weave that belong on a horses ass. While most ladies at Ascot try to reach the plateau of elegance with a huge ass hat, these six blue orchids outdid them all with catsuits from the costume closet of a Star Trek porn parody. These shimmering sapphires straight off of The Queen's crown were at Ascot to hand out fliers for their strip club and they did it all in the presence of her Royal Majesty.
At one point, The Queen came down from her private box and paid homage to the beauties who should be getting more international attention than that bland trick Duchess Kate. One royal historian noted that for one of the first times in history, The Queen actually curtsied in front of another (or six anothers, in this case). Even The Queen knows that regalness like this deserves the utmost respect! Bow down before the Royal Court of Asscock!
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Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 6:37pm.
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M.E. is the one with the crappy smoke-blowing neighbors. My neighbors are OK, just loud sometimes. ;)
Thanks for the labor-starting tips though! I'm actually scheduled for a medical induction on Monday. Yay!
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Jeannee you need a massage.Nice dinner.
ME Lysol. Kills that stench.
WTH? Can they be shamed or are they beyond that?
OT Jeanne
Castor oil is said to very effective at getting things moving. Ahem. :0 and of course sex. :)
These friends are beasts. You don't have to be nice at this time.
Queen Elizabeth is THE HOTTEST SLUT EVER and could teach these other young ho's a thing or two about matching shoes and pocketbook, beautiful jewelry accessories and gorgeous baby pink dress and matching hat. Along with soft pink makeup. She is just stunning.
Queen was not wearing that blue she favors. They would have looked matchy. They remind me of teaching high school. That attitude. All young women seem to want to project the sausage wrapped plastic orange paint look. Where in hell did this look come from? Not even sexy! Blame those Kuntrasians.PMK! Damn you!
The queen was a lady about it. Of course. Would be funny as hell to hear these broads talk Eliza Doolittle about her.
Blah blah get off this f' n phone Thamar!
gotta bid you all adieu, and go over to my mommy's house... there should be lemon chicken, folks!... yes, be jealous!LOL!
see ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 6:08pm.
it seems to me that your husband needs to clarify that he's not "the guy to call" to folks.
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Done and done. LOL.
M.E., that sucks. Just to clarify, I have nothing against weed or people who smoke it. I have been a longtime enthusiast myself (though of course I have abstained while pregnant). But blowing your smoke all up in your neighbors' windows is just plain rude. And calling me and/or my husband and crying about how you can't get high, like it's some kind of tragedy, makes me want to cut you. Oh, you can't get high? Me neither. Drag.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
That's effed up ME. I guess you just have to be a terrible neighbor too then.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 6:08pm.
it seems to me that your husband needs to clarify that he's not "the guy to call" to folks.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
PSL - STFU Katy Perry.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:51pm.
Ok, Jeanneee...who pissed you off.
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A couple of my husband's friends. Apparently back in the day, he was "the guy" to call, but not anymore. He is supporting our family and we are expecting a baby in a week. If your guy's not calling you back, man up and go to the head shop for some whippits or something. Leave me and mine out of it.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
GG - I've already talked with the cops. They won't do anything. Since smoking weed here is basically legal and he holds his medical marijuana card the cops aren't going to do shit. Words from the cops: "We have more important crimes to focus on."
Thanks.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:39pm.
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I don't know what's worse - the fact that they try it or the fact that they think it might work.
"Oh, you poor thing! Here's a fifty. Go buy drugs, you poor, innocent little thing!"
Gah. At least think of a half assed sob story.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:57pm.
ME - just call the police
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narc!... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by clairey claire on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:36pm.
No strippers get paid by the club. they're all self employed and pay the club to work there. There is no saving to be made by hiring girls that can't dance!
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Well, there goes that fun theory.
*side eyes Claire*
Blast your infernal logic and experience.
ME - just call the police and tell them you have children...they'll put a stop to it. Call em when ur kitchen is reeking of weed.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/06/katy-perry-kim-kardashian-...
Did anyone see THIS gem?
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I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:51pm.
well, at the very least... you can easily say that nobody is harping to stop by your place to huff paint thinner, right?... so, ya got that goin' for ya!... heeheeheee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Jeanneee - UGH! Don't get me started on the stoners. I hate dealing with my druggie neighbor who's pot smoke hot boxes my kitchen and livingroom every night, so I have go and close all the windows. Instead of coming outside on your porch to get high, so that INSIDE with your doors CLOSED like you do when you smoke your meth.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:43pm.
so, picking me up a dimer is out of the question?... i'm kidding!... if i do, i take real drugs!
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LOL! Real drugs. That reminds me of my bff from college, who was waaaay into the rave scene back then (totally just dated myself) and had complete attitude about weed. His catchphrase was "Weed, pshaw. I do REAL DRUGS." Of course, nowadays he cheefs like Tommy Chong.
At least he never calls me and acts like it's my problem when he can't get his hands on any. BITCH I'M PREGNANT, SIT HERE AND BE SOBER WITH ME OR FUCK OFF.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Ok, Jeanneee...who pissed you off.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:39pm.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for an 8ball today.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
@ mike - no panties can't ALWAYS be good, lol
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:39pm.
so, picking me up a dimer is out of the question?... i'm kidding!... if i do, i take real drugs!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I need to rant about something for a sec. Listen up, stoners: "I'm out of weed and can't get high" IS NOT A PROBLEM. The following are actual problems: "My car is broken down on the side of the road and I can't get to work." "I'm too broke to feed my family and I don't get paid for 2 more days." "I have jury duty and can't find a babysitter." THESE are problems that I am happy to help you out with. Come over for dinner, we're having chili. And here, take this $20 and get some milk, cereal, and stuff to make sandwiches for tomorrow. I'll be right there to pick you up and take you to work. I'll be over in the morning to watch your kid for you. I WILL NOT GO GET YOU WEED. GET A LIFE. If you can't face one day straight, you don't need my help, you need professional help.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:19pm.
With Jack's taste in hoorz, I'm surprised his wienner hasn't turned black and fallen off!
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If I had a "black" weiner I'm sure I would get more wimmin. :(
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:31pm.
"These shimmering sapphires straight off of The Queen's crown were at Ascot to hand out fliers for their strip club..."
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In completely separate news, standards in UK strip clubs have been declining precipitously in recent years, as managers have saved money by hiring cheaper, less skilled dancers:
http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2012/04/12/strip-clubs-see-declining-standa...
As I said, totally separate news...
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No strippers get paid by the club. they're all self employed and pay the club to work there. There is no saving to be made by hiring girls that can't dance!
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I've seen pretty(opposite of) shitty strippers that were horrible on stage..why were they hired? They were prostitutes that kicked back the managers, bouncers, and djs close to a bill EACH every night they work to look the other way. Quality has definitely been sacrificed to make way for the girls that need to and will do more for business.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:22pm.
TEAM DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT PANTIES!
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Question for the menz ... what is the big deal about women going out and about sans panties?
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i personally would rather the no painties happen inside rather than out, but... hey, whatever.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
"These shimmering sapphires straight off of The Queen's crown were at Ascot to hand out fliers for their strip club..."
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In completely separate news, standards in UK strip clubs have been declining precipitously in recent years, as managers have saved money by hiring cheaper, less skilled dancers:
http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2012/04/12/strip-clubs-see-declining-standa...
As I said, totally separate news...
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:22pm.
TEAM DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT PANTIES!
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Question for the menz ... what is the big deal about women going out and about sans panties?
Wasn't aware there was one.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:22pm.
TEAM DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT PANTIES!
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Question for the menz ... what is the big deal about women going out and about sans panties?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Erm, didn't they read the dress code? There's rules of dress at Royal Ascot now so am amazed they got in, even spaghetti straps are out. But I guess it got them the coverage they wanted..chavs!
ETA...oh, just found them on the DM, they're advertising a strip club where they work. Nice :/
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:13pm.
i'm glad to see you are doing good... don't worry 'bout me... i've got a secret weapon to cure my furrowed brow day... J. Geils Band!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHo43B6nu60
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
TEAM DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT PANTIES!
that is very gangsta of the queen. Maybe she is switching teams super late in life, God knows it makes sense. I mean for real, menopause and men don't mix, I know this for real....switching teams as we speak.
With Jack's taste in hoorz, I'm surprised his wienner hasn't turned black and fallen off!
@ Bigbendy - cannot imagine leaving the house with no panties. Now, I may have come home with no panties before, but that was a looooooooong time ago during my misspent youth, lol.
@ Jack - what's your # again ? (555) 121-PERV?
Mike - EW! That poor mentally ill lady.
I like the story about the father chasing down a car thief and hog tying him.
The only elegant one in this bunch the the Queen. Besides the Trekie Porn extras, the rest look like a Wal-Mart Derby special!
The cherry headband is super cute, though!
the cheeks on that cherry headed woman are interesting...... British botox?
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
The Queen should take these shameless whores out back and have MI6 make them "go away".
ESE, it's all good in the hood for me. Sounds like your day isn't and you can't get away from it, because wherever you go you will be there. Haha my words of wisdom suck. I hope it gets better for you sweet cheeks .
wow that blonde's (on the right) skin is blinding!! - i thought that she was wearing a flesh colored leotard at first.
wow.
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF
I thought the queen was trying to put a ban of somekind on skanky wear during that event.....
don't
care
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
OK, you whores made me turn off my Adblock to look at the pics. That guy in the 6th thumb--- any cock'll do!
Bendy - my little guy? Both boys are fine. Maybe you are thinking about my niece?
She's been released from the hospital and is headed home.
My state is really representing on the DD this week. First the woman throwing a pot of hot grease on her neighbors, and now this:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/06/20/whitney-hill-charged-handicapped-...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:54pm.
Bendy - nothing is wrong, I've just got so much going on and so much to think about and decide that I think me brainz pulled at "I'm out bitch" because I cannot concentrate on anything.
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M..E. that stinks. Who came up with the idea of multi-tasking? I say one thing at a time haha. How is your little guy? Better, I hope.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:55pm.
no loons for me.... i've spent what feels like a "compressed ear, red, irritated, things should be o.k. in the end" day on the phone with bank, and law types... they're bleeding me dry, and not even making balloon animals... just doesn't seem fair!
how you doin', dahl?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pna14K0gGmY
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:54pm.
You'll be all right.
Love your Angelina Jolie avie, btw
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*kicks you in the shins*