Open Post: Hosted By The Regal Ladies Of Ascot
It's Royal Ascot Times and it wouldn't be Royal Ascot times without several servings of camel toe, medicine ball titties, back cleavage, blueberry-glazed muffin tops and weave that belong on a horses ass. While most ladies at Ascot try to reach the plateau of elegance with a huge ass hat, these six blue orchids outdid them all with catsuits from the costume closet of a Star Trek porn parody. These shimmering sapphires straight off of The Queen's crown were at Ascot to hand out fliers for their strip club and they did it all in the presence of her Royal Majesty.
At one point, The Queen came down from her private box and paid homage to the beauties who should be getting more international attention than that bland trick Duchess Kate. One royal historian noted that for one of the first times in history, The Queen actually curtsied in front of another (or six anothers, in this case). Even The Queen knows that regalness like this deserves the utmost respect! Bow down before the Royal Court of Asscock!
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Apparently, Vanessa Paradis gets 124 million euros.
Within! Always good to see you!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Greetings Mickey, doing well and you?
Hi Televised! *waves at everyone!*
OnT: Well, at least the "blue" ladies match... the others look RIDICulous! lol *excludes the Queen*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Great style choice for a ROYAL event.
Salut les filles, salut les gars! Comment allez-vous?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
It would be a cold day in hell before I would forgive four little shitheads for mocking my appearance, family, and income, calling me a bitch and accusing me of child rape. Nope, you can fuck right off, mother fuckers. Life isn't that goddamn easy. Sometimes you have to live with regret.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:43am.
the same "jerk" who raised your lacking in compassion ass, that's who
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:41am
you nailed him. and, that #$%#$%^&* made a comment here one time raising a complete bitch simply because he had to sit next to an overweight person person on an airplane
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It's all going to blow over when you see pics of them saying they're sowwy and she has her arms around all of them. I know what Judge Judy would say - those kids are too immature to be held responsible for anything and she was the adult. Get up and do your job Karen. Being a brat at age 10 or 11 isn't against the law. Tell them if they say "fuck" once more at you they're off the bus permanently. Who the jerk is is who trained her.
hey, hookers.
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“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience...a quietly mad population is a tractable one.”
I'm not surprised that people will start blaming her. Saying she should have done more, she was trash, she doesn't deserve all that money, etc. Some Republicans get their undercrackers all in a bunch when common folks get a finanial windfall and didn't actually "earn it."
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:30am.
THANK YOU!!
really, it's HER fault? REALLY? fuck off
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
You just know the parents are gonna turn around and say "poor me our lives are ruined they are just kids it's not my boy's fault" blah blah blah. You know, the usual no responsibility bullshit that parents are all about these days. Blame the teacher, I'm sure.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Um, please note that the video texndoc just posted was not the one where they were threatening her and she was crying. That video was much MUCH worse.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
i read a couple of articles before watching the video, and was still not ready for that. i'm so glad i'm not raising a child in this generation. and obviously neither are these "peoples'" parents.
this school district and district attorney better fucking lay the boom down on those kids and their parents. all school districts have the power to force psych exams and part of that includes parental evaluations; all district attorneys have the power to prosecute assaults [they touched her and threatened to touch her]. Step into them, school district and prosecutor!!
unbeknownst to those assholes, Ms. Klein actually had a son commit suicide and those motherfuckers are screaming at her "your family killed themselves because you're ugly" and shit
from what i saw, had Ms. Klein reached out and snapped one of those bastards necks i think there was sufficient provocation for involuntary manslaughter, probation, fine, no prison time. fucking useless little shits
ETA: here's the link for contributions:
http://www.indiegogo.com/loveforkarenhklein?c=home
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm very happy Karen the bus monitor is getting so much money, but she was a piss-poor bus monitor. Those KIDS are BRATS and she just needed to put them in their places and act like a supervisor and not a whipping post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBedTlo7BDs
You can clearly see two of her harassers in this video. Notice how they act when she stands and tells one to pack his bags and move to a new seat and to shut up. He packs his bag and moves to a new seat and shuts up! Jeez, lady, you might have tried more of that and less just letting them be nasty little assholes towards you.
I couldn't watch the whole video. Those kids are AWFUL. Ugh, fucking assholes. Crazy shit happens on buses all the time, but this is inexcusable. I do hope those brats get what they deserve. Hopefully, their grandmothers will give them a swift kick in the teefs on behalf of Karen Huff Klein for starters.
I'm sure they'll forever be known as the assholes with no morals who picked on this poor woman. I'm sure that'll do wonders for their social and future professional lives.
oh shit! good! hahahah
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I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind
Their addresses and phone numbers are all over the internet. One second you're coming home from a shitty Wednesday and the next minute your phone is blowing up with death threats and poop is being throw at your head. Lol at least that's what I hope is happening to the parents. :)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I hope their PARENTS see what they raised. And that they are humiliated as well.
I hope Karen has a great vacation. :)
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I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind
I wonder if those kids ever considered what would happen if that woman had gone home and killed herself? Of course they didn't because an overweight elderly woman doesn't even qualify as a person to them. She was just the afternoon entertainment. Fucking pieces of shit. I honestly hope they regret this for the rest of their miserable lives and die in shame.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney, I teared up watching it. That poor woman. I am so glad she won't have to ride with those fucking assholes again.
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I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind
Yeah! Fuck those fucking kids!! Shit made me all teary eyed!!! Fucking hope they pay for that torment!!!
I found a job but looking for a better one. Thanks for asking! :)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I haven't read these lower chats, but if you guys aren't talking about that bullied bus monitor Karen Huff Klein, you really should be
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Yeah, that kind of shit is exactly the reason I refuse to work in public education anymore. The kids are vicious beasts. And if your principal is a pussy, may God help you make it through the school year.... It takes thick skin and balls of steel to work with those little assholes.
Stoney, I hadn't seen that video. I just watched it, could not get past 3 minutes. That was so sad- what a bunch of disgusting kids.
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I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind
Stoney, Wat up babe? How is the job hunt? Successful I hope. Smooches
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:04am.
I haven't read these lower chats, but if you guys aren't talking about that bullied bus monitor Karen Huff Klein, you really should be! And then tell I am wrong about the disgusting horrible children being raised in our country right now. Team Karen Huff Klein for HSOTY!!!!
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That was one of the saddest things I've ever seen. My heart breaks for that poor old lady. Fuck those appallingly classless kids who would do such a thing....I hope they feel the righteous fury of the Internet and that karma comes back to bite their asses in a major way. What goes around, comes around.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
You also should be talking about that blind genius Christine on Masterchef. What an inspiring woman!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I haven't read these lower chats, but if you guys aren't talking about that bullied bus monitor Karen Huff Klein, you really should be! And then tell I am wrong about the disgusting horrible children being raised in our country right now. Team Karen Huff Klein for HSOTY!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LMFAO wish Ihad a damn moment to get into who/what JJ is and how can I read this shit. Don't even have a stupid twit acct and I'm considering opening one for the Stoddens and RiRis and Kanyes of the world. Seeing bits from you guys and I'm not sure one should enter into that realm, but lol!
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
from the best of JJ:
YOU PROBABLY LOOK MORE UGLIER THAN YOUR CHINNY CHIN CHIN IDOL FUGNISTON. COMPARE YOURSELF TO BEAUTIFUL ANGIE AND YOU’LL REALIZED THAT YOU DON’T EVEN DESERVE TO SAY A WORD AGAINST HER…CUZ YOUR SO F….KKING LOSER!!!!!!
Can't beat that. Whatever argument was going on there, this guy/girl wins.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
@Whamo, btw, I got BANNED. On my first day there!
Goodnight everyone <3
Night, night. ESE
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:15pm.
Actually Lucifer, come to think of it, all of those things probably happen in the same episode. But it all ends up with Jack saving the world from the evil Chinese, Russian, and/or Arab bad guys YET AGAIN (good thing the president has him on speed dial). And occasionally he gets the hot chick, too.
Lmaoooooo, I even expected them to happen in the same SCENE! I can't count the number of times I've rolled my eyes watching this show over the past few days, but it sure is fun!
gotta slide out, folks... there's salamanders that are arguing about whether they're reptiles, or amphibians... yeah i know it's the latter, but try telling that to those stubborn slimers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOJHz6Przdw
Whamo, you better get me a t-shirt!!
see ya, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:22pm.
Ugh, it's one of my biggest pet peeves. You can see it in the shape as well, that they are so poorly made and extremely uncomfortable. Disgusting. With shoes, in my experience, you definitely get what you pay for.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:17pm.
My bf and I are watching all of the X-Files on netflix, starting with season 1 (we're on 2 right now). I realized a few things:
1) That show is awesome. I'd forgotten how GOOD it is.
2) Doug Hutchinson is really fucking creepy (playing the lizard like guy in season 1). gaaaaaah!
3) Mulder and Scully really just need to bone at some point. The sexual tension is already ridiculous, and there's 10 more seasons to go!
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Can't. Don't get me started. That show will always be the shit. *fires up dvd sets for the rest of the week into this weekend.
(edit, {{LaChayChay}}}
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:48pm.
Hey I'm going to Roger Waters
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you sonofabiscuit!
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Lol!!, hey I don't blame ya man, yea that album is in my top three for sure, I truly think its a masterpiece. The musicianship and writing is phenomenal, it's going to be the full show where they slowly build the wall to the point he standing in the final brick hole before they "tear down the wall". Man I'm jacked for this one! :)
ESE!!!!
*digs wedgie out while chasing ESE through thread*
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:24pm.
it was lovely, thanky thanky... it did come with a side order of momma nag, but that's to be expected.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:22pm.
*points into the far off distance*... hey, look over there!
*wedgies LaChay*
what?... you fell for it!... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hey ESE, how was the lemon chicken? Yum, I love most anything with lemon,
Night La Chaylo!
ITA about cheap shoes. I once bought sandals from Payless Shoes and there is a reason why you payless.
Cappy, ESE, everyone, gooood evening....
Lucifer_Sam, a poster after my own heart! *sigh* and Cheap shoes feel as bad as they look. I happen to own some, lol, but I try to get quality shoes on sale when I can. I love a nice pair of quality shoes.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:06pm.
Oh man, so much cheap shoes in that photo! Cheap shoes disgust me.
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Lucy, I'm with you. I loathe cheap shoes. Mygreat grandfather was a shoemaker in Italy. Therefore, my father was always peticular about shoes.
What a TRIPPPPPPPPP! Bristol's show is a bomb!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I hate myself for watching the clip, but I just had to try it. Wow, this family is so bad at their "reality" acting, they make the Kuntrashians look like Oscar contenders.
And the whole time I'm watching the clip, I'm distracted by Bristol's chip-off-of Taterhead's chin implant. Ick.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/bristol-palin-s-reality-show-bombs-with-viewers...
CCAAPPPPYY!!... *smooch*
i'm not all that sure if i can find something Muppet relating to "X-Files" or "24", but you bet your bottom dollar that i'll try to find something that could fit for ya!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by C6 on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:14pm.
{{{ESEE, and everyone}}}
Also, no phrase is more neurosis-inducing than Mulder's "I have a theory. Do you want to hear it?" to Scully, X, or Cancer man. ugh
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My bf and I are watching all of the X-Files on netflix, starting with season 1 (we're on 2 right now). I realized a few things:
1) That show is awesome. I'd forgotten how GOOD it is.
2) Doug Hutchinson is really fucking creepy (playing the lizard like guy in season 1). gaaaaaah!
3) Mulder and Scully really just need to bone at some point. The sexual tension is already ridiculous, and there's 10 more seasons to go!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Actually Lucifer, come to think of it, all of those things probably happen in the same episode. But it all ends up with Jack saving the world from the evil Chinese, Russian, and/or Arab bad guys YET AGAIN (good thing the president has him on speed dial). And occasionally he gets the hot chick, too.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
{{{ESEE, and everyone}}}
Also, no phrase is more neurosis-inducing than Mulder's "I have a theory. Do you want to hear it?" to Scully, X, or Cancer man. ugh
ESE, did Kermit or the bald scientist dude on Muppets have anything on repetitive phrases like in Xfiles or 24?
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*