The Look Of Marital Bliss
Now everyone in NYC knows why they have charbroiled nipples today (read: it was hotter than hell). The air caught fire when newlyweds Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente strut around NYC today. Cynthia Nixon has a look on her face that says she's over it, frustrated, about to stab choke a kitten with her bare teeth and hasn't had a peaceful bowel movement in days. That is the look on every married ho's face. It's the official look of a wife! Married life looks good on both of them, but really what doesn't? I mean, only Rojo Caliente can pull off a pair of Tommy Bahama shorts and Cynthia is melting the pavement with those Birkenstocks (aka the official footwear of the gayelles).
A little later, Cynthia was on the edge of going full Alec Baldwin on a cab driver when he refused to drive her. Once that NOT KNOWING cab driver realized that he had one of the ginger queens of the island before him, he opened up his yellow chariot and drove her to her palace. Who knew that seeing a slightly rage-filled Cynthia would put me through changes? I thought only Rojo had that effect on me.
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hasn't had a peaceful bowel movement in days
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*steps out the bathroom with an issue of 'Discover' and heads for sake shots mulling how peaceful...*
lmao! Get out of my head and life, MK. Damnit!
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What's she so pissed about? That cab looks off duty (although I have been known to wave those down hoping they will have pity on my desperate ass).
I hate ugly shoes as well but was considering bikins cause I walk a lot sometimes 3 or 4 miles with pups and then they swim on the doggy beach I have not bought them cause they are freaking ugly but I need comfy sandals and waterproof sneakers are too hot
Ok I really do understand finding a mate that for whatever reason is totally in sinc with you in every way, they get you, you get them and the universe is one BUT if this is also your sex partner...well you have sex. What DON'T understand for the life of me is how Cynthia is sexually attracted to Rojo. There is nothing remotely sexy about her in any way shape or form. How does she do it, how does she take her in her arms lay her down and make sweet love to her?? Lol!! WTF!!!
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:04pm.
What is it with lesbians being so mean? And short -tempered ? The ones that I have met have really scared me! LOL
pussy juice has bitchifying properties.
What is it with lesbians being so mean? And short -tempered ? The ones that I have met have really scared me! LOL
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I had to google them (I'm not up on my footwear), but yeah, Tevas are the worst.
Cinthia Nixon is loosing whatever vestiges of grace or beauty she ever had.
Rojo Caliente looks like my brother-in-law!
Looks like the bloom is off the rose already.
Cynthia needs some MiraLax.
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Damn! I'd hate to see that coming at me down the aisle of the Home Depot.
Rojo Caliente looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy and Raggedy Ann's love child.As far as the shoe sitch- common attire around my parts. Washington native and never have I donned a pair. Not even on a dare.
DEEEEEEYUM! That Nixon broad really butches out in her off hours. That's one mean lookin' diesel.
And that other one, well............bless her heart. I guess she realizes there's really no need in even trying to look remotely decent.
I hate those shoes but I've been on the rocky beaches north of Seattle for over three years now. I just a week ago caved in and got some Keens. I'm not spending another summer trying to put socks back on over sandy feet or hiking to the beach over lots of rocks stepping in pine needles in flip-flops. It's over for me. Yes, they look gross.
Mike, I hate feet myself, and somehow those shoes seem to augment feet ugliness.
I'm a cold weather person myself, so even with AC, this is my personal hell.
TEVAS are the WORST. Especially when they are paired with socks. That KILLS me. And I saw a lot of that living in Austin. Yuck.
Cynthia still looks like ass. I know she is playing a less than glamorous role on Broadway but sheesh. A little mascara and some lip gloss never killed anyone.
Edited to add: That last line just confirmed it...I am becoming my mother.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:43pm.
I hate Birkenstock sandals. They're my Crocs/Uggs.
No wait, I hate something more than all of those.
Teva sandals. I despise Tevas.
I'm with ya on all counts, but I think the feet are most unattractive part of the human body.
I can deal with the heat, but I live somewhere were air-condition is largely omnipresent, so I can deal with it at will.
I actually love everything about Cynthia's outfit, sans the Birks. Ugly shoes make me sad.
I'm enjoying her cabbie rage too. I don't know about NYC cabdrivers because I've never been there, but I've had to unleash the beast on ATL cabbies more than once. They are terrible, which doubly sucks because Atlanta's public transit situation is shit.
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Poor them! From the looks of it Cynthia is still pissed she lost the Tony and is not very happy Rojo lost this past weekend's golf tournament.
When Cynthia's not made-, and dressed-up, they look like more of a match (looks-wise).
I hate Birkenstock sandals. They're my Crocs/Uggs.
No wait, I hate something more than all of those.
Teva sandals. I despise Tevas.
If it were as hot as an asshole after running, I'd be pissed too. Living in Texas, I'm pissed all through June - September.
I take it, Rojo didn't have the tummy tuck/C section combo? :-P
Peaceful bowel movement.. rofl. Do married couples really have no peaceful bowel movements?
Let me just go on record and say that I would not want to see their sex tape. The thought of the ginger pubes and rolls of pasty white skin would be vomit-inducing.
Look at that cunt's shorts!