The Look Of Marital Bliss
Now everyone in NYC knows why they have charbroiled nipples today (read: it was hotter than hell). The air caught fire when newlyweds Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente strut around NYC today. Cynthia Nixon has a look on her face that says she's over it, frustrated, about to stab choke a kitten with her bare teeth and hasn't had a peaceful bowel movement in days. That is the look on every married ho's face. It's the official look of a wife! Married life looks good on both of them, but really what doesn't? I mean, only Rojo Caliente can pull off a pair of Tommy Bahama shorts and Cynthia is melting the pavement with those Birkenstocks (aka the official footwear of the gayelles).
A little later, Cynthia was on the edge of going full Alec Baldwin on a cab driver when he refused to drive her. Once that NOT KNOWING cab driver realized that he had one of the ginger queens of the island before him, he opened up his yellow chariot and drove her to her palace. Who knew that seeing a slightly rage-filled Cynthia would put me through changes? I thought only Rojo had that effect on me.
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I cannot stop laughing at the phrase "rojo caliente".
I have to laugh to keep from crying.
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@Thamar, no worries. I sold my vehicle 4 years ago and now use transit (hence my major bitterness about the heat). Zee flip flops are safe and sound! :o)
THAT'S Cynthia's partner??? She looks more like a nightclub bouncer. Love is truly blind.
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They're probably just having an off day. I sometimes feel like that while walking around Manhattan.
Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:45pm.
Alright, full confession: I have both Tevas and Uggs. I have Uggs to wear in winter because I live in Boston and I bought them when they were still in style and goddammit they keep my feet warm. I bought the Tevas about 10 years ago when I was going rafting. I hadn't touched them again until 2 years ago to wear around Nantucket. After one day I was praying for necrotitis fasciitis so i could have my feet amputated they hurt so bad. Blisters up the wazoo. I haven't worn them since but I still have them.
Can you forgive me???
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*puts paw up*
I too have transgressed. My Tevas (still in my closet)
were always comfortable except for the straps...I mean, who puts velcro on the inside to rub against your feet? I will not and never have broken the Sock Rule. As for Uggs...those muthas are warm!! And when it's -4 degrees in fucking Indiana in winter, I don't care HOW fugly they are...they're going on my cold feets.
Confession now concluded. Oh, and I wore waffle stomper boots in the 70s. Represent!!
Man, Cynthia does NOT look like marriage agrees with her. I'm wondering if she's had some buyer's remorse...I mean, she was with guys for a long time, and then left one to be with ...this? Why not just be with a guy? I even got the sads from their wedding portrait...she just looks really unhappy.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 2:25pm
between the two of them, i'd much rather have Rojo plop down on a bar stool next to me than Cynthia. she strikes me a a decent person who would be fun to talk to. Cynthia may be a decent person, but don't seem to be much "fun" about her
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I dunno why people can't understand why Cynthia would be with someone like Rojo. Sure she ain't a beauty, but she looks jolly and fun.
And now that people bring it up, I wonder if she is pregnant.
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You want HOT... Come on down to Texas and spend a summer! However, having lived in Chicago for a winter and summer, it is debatable which is more miserable during the summer...
She's prob just looking pissed off because it's warm, warm does that to pale people..believe me.
And that cab driver should get a swift kick in the nut-sack.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:47am.
She actually was Chinese. Korea's the complete opposite. Those crazy sluts walk around in 4" stilettos and 5" skirts on wobbly, broken brick sidewalks in the middle of winter. You always see at least one moron in one stiletto and one cast while her totally whipped boyfriend carries her bag.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:03pm
No, I absolutely do NOT wear the Tevas with socks. No way. And I have informed my bf that if I ever catch him wearing sandals with socks we are over.
And I don't wear my UGGS in summer either. I get that you can, technically, as Jane said, but I'd rather wear flip flops or sandals. And never with anything but jeans or my work clothes (which unfortunately, is sometimes a skirt). But again, not wearing them as a fashion statement, its for practical purposes only. And they come off as soon as I get to work.
We gingers have a perma-frown in anything other than fog. That's just our way.
sexless in the city. that's a lot of angry & sweaty skin up there.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:09am.
Maybe Rojo is pregnant again: remember last time how we all just thought she was putting on weight and then, suddenly, there was a birth announcement?
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that was my 1st thought as well. Rojo looks pregnant. Some fat chicks never get the cute round belly, they just look thicker around the middle, a spare tire of baby
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I'd be pissed off too if someone gave me that hair cut
Couple of bros walkin' around dudin' it up, yo.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:49am.
True. I think more people get their immune systems compromised by the large temp fluctuations too.
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you know what really sucks? when the heat's in the triple digits outside, and your office is cold as a meat locker. Yesterday I walked outside to get a break from the cold. Seriously. Don't they ever think about how much money they waste keeping offices like the Arctic?
smdh.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:44am.
You go to Hong Kong, and if it's below 80, they're dressed like Inuits.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:39am.
WTF? I saw some dumbass bitch on the subway yesterday morning wearing a longsleeve tee shirt under a jacket. Bitch wasn't a construction worker, either.
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y IrishFury on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:32am.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:23am.
Because everyone in this stupid city (especially in Brooklyn) are a bunch of low heat tolerance pansies my microwave could barely work because everyone was blasting their AC ALLLLLL day. Jerks. You get home, it's hot, put the AC on for an hour or so. We're going to have another massive outtage because people become ultimate drama queens anytime it goes over 80 degrees. If you're healthy, under the age of 70 you can handle some heat.
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This.
It's hot and it's still only June. Get used to it!BIG BABIES!
well when is over 90 degrees I leave ac on energy saving mode for the dogs sorry but locked up on the heat is bad, when under 90 they get lots of water and rest
I took em to the park swimming last night they had a blast
Yet Katie Holmes was walking around the night before in denim leggings, a long-sleeve tunic, and BOOTIES. On June 19.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:23am.
Because everyone in this stupid city (especially in Brooklyn) are a bunch of low heat tolerance pansies my microwave could barely work because everyone was blasting their AC ALLLLLL day. Jerks. You get home, it's hot, put the AC on for an hour or so. We're going to have another massive outtage because people become ultimate drama queens anytime it goes over 80 degrees. If you're healthy, under the age of 70 you can handle some heat.
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This.
It's hot and it's still only June. Get used to it!BIG BABIES!
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It was 100 degrees in DC. That is intolerable. I can handle dry heat, in the 90s, but nothing like this. If running a/c units is busting out the power grid, well maybe they should upgrade that shit, because if anything these summers are just going to get worse. Personally I'm hoping the whole climate change thing goes in the other direction.
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Oh for fuck's sake, yesterday I played a 2 hour tennis comp and it was 96 degrees. Way hotter on the court. And I was still able to smile and enjoy myself (and win!).
No need to be an asshole because it's hot.
And then an asshole because it's cold.
Just...stop being an asshole!
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:23am.
Parts of Boston are still without power because they're nothing but pussies here. We don't have an air conditioner or fans, but my roommates and I live a block from the harbor so we get a breeze all year round. Granted I did wake up sticky this morning. And not in a good way.
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Because everyone in this stupid city (especially in Brooklyn) are a bunch of low heat tolerance pansies my microwave could barely work because everyone was blasting their AC ALLLLLL day. Jerks. You get home, it's hot, put the AC on for an hour or so. We're going to have another massive outtage because people become ultimate drama queens anytime it goes over 80 degrees. If you're healthy, under the age of 70 you can handle some heat.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:05am.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 7:57am.
Right? It was over a hundred here. When the subway got stuck yesterday, I looking for the first child to use as a battering ram.
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lol!
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I understand that MARINONI is the "man" in the relationship which doesnt means she should lack taste or look like hell... Other than that, Im fine with them and why the hell wouldnt I be after all?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:29am.
you need to make your way down to fifth avenue to the abercrombie and fitch store and see how those are performing.
That's why you get in the cab first and THEN tell them where you're going. They can refuse you through the window but not once you're inside sitting down. Unless they are off duty. Then you're just dumb.
Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 7:36am.
<3
in all fairness to Mr. and Mrs. Miranda, everybody was sporting that constipated look yesterday and still no relief this morning.
Geez-a-loo, 7 whatever a.m. and I'm already hotter than a June bride. *fans self* oh and my A/C will not be working this summer thanks to the penny pinching geezers on my condo board that let the heating/cooling system deteriorate. Imma slap some memaws and pepaws today. Gah run teed.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 7:57am.
Right? It was over a hundred here. When the subway got stuck yesterday, I looking for the first child to use as a battering ram.
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puleeze! it's a thousand degrees outside..i have this look on my face too as i'm walking around outside....
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Shit it is so funny in here and I gotta launch my ass outta here STAT.
Again LOOPY! You are funny. This whole thread is funny.
For Loopy
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Thank you.
Pic makes me think if I saw them on the street I would gawk for a minute, then have a hard time not to run up and hug the two them.They look fun even when grisly!
YIKES!!! They are NOT a hot lesbian couple and Cynthia Nixon is trying her hardest to prove she is a full blown dyke with that horrible haircut, clothes, and foot wear
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Loopy, maybe if she tried some quality pomade, she'd look like Goopy in her Blond Brad and Sliding Doors days! Remember that? hahha I though John Hannah was a cutie pie!ღ
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:36am.
omg you hit the nail on the head, thats what she looks like, a hatched chick with that hair cut!!!
HAHAHA Loopy, scowls distract me so I cannot judge the rest of that ensemble as well as you can right now! *whispers* I agree about that spiky do, makes me think of a baby chick that just hatched, NO!
As for ROJO, I dig her hair, her cheeks, her lips... LMAO
And ANYONE can look GREAT in a properly tailored outfit, so I have hope for them yet! *muah*
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We (HEART!) Rojo - he is all-man!!!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:08am.
that pixie cut just doesnt suit our sex and the city gal.
and the way she wears the colors and the cut of the clothes makes her look shorter, and she has a great hourglass shape! why would you do that to an hour glass shape.... lol
as for rojo, i cant tell what shape she is cuz she is wearing the bubba watson polo shirt, which is hiding everything (but not in a good way)
I dunno Loopy, ROJO es MUY MUY MUY CALIENTE! ahahahah *I think it's the pink cheeks*
Cynthia may be a teeensy weensy bit on edge... yes, but that's nothing a great pair of sunglasses won't fix. ;D
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