Wednesday, June 20th 2012
"Don't Laugh, Heffa! I Can Still Take Your Man Even With Paris Hilton's Shoehorns On My Head."
Yesterday, Disney released a dark as shit official picture of Angie Jolie as Maleficent and today there's a bunch of paparazzi pictures of her shooting in the British countryside while looking like a demon shepherdess. Bitch looks like an Illuminati monk. This scene is probably all part of Maleficent's backstory and we'll learn that she used to spend her days dramatically walking through a herd of cows who are completely over this shit. Underneath this cow's wavy Bieber mop, you'll find a face that is clearly saying, "I really need to fire my agent."
And the horns actually look better in the daytime. But I'm probably only saying that because they look Mexican pointy boots.
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How natural a look this is for her.
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"Maybe she's not in full make up yet?"
yes, that is her natural witch shining through in those photos
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Lemme guess, Maleficent was spurned by the bull she loved and that's what made her so evil?
dementa - I fear you are corrent and this movie is the background story of how Maleficent came to be.
It's gonna SUCK.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:49pm.
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I'm sure they'd turn that on to a few of us now lol:)
Paris Hilton's shoehorns?? Bwahaha, MK--- you're not right in the head.
I found this:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkPgz.eFPN0YAMxyJzbkF....
Maybe she's not in full make up yet?
Still, NO!
apparently the costume alterations staff has not yet arrived on set.
in addition to her natural horns, i hope the movie makes good use of her pointed tail
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
kadooze to the umbrella holder...she's probably the hardest working person there...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Are those prosthetic cheekbones?
WTF with the brown? Maleficent wore BLACK and was GREEN.
FAIL.
She looks like Jolie with horns so hopefully she isn't made up yet.
LMFAO @ Sucky.
Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Princess Disney movie and this is just a NO for me.
"You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. *Me*, The Mistress of All Evil!"
WORD.
Whamo, be careful what you say. her loons at JJ may get Angie to point that scepter at you. Then you are really in trouble.
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I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind
Eh, whatever. I'm disappointed that her face isn't green. Why isn't her face green?!
And why are they making a movie about Maleficent anyway? She is just SO badass in the SB movie without backstory, which is probably gonna pussify her anyway. "I haz a tragic backstory, so that's why I'm evil!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Having hopes that the dark brown bull will see the horns as the ultimate in bovine femininity and try to mate with her.
Those poor furry cows. Why do they have to be subjected to the shaved skinny wildebeest in lipstick.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:44pm.
Did they give her Spock ears as well as horns?
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AHH... PSL..She hasn't even gone for makeup and costume....Awkward!!!
Did they give her Spock ears as well as horns?
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I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind
before the sun sets on her 16th birthday she shall prick HER FINGER ON THE SPINDLE OF A SPINNING WHEEL........
AND DIE!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGG WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE SO MUCH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY did you fuck the Prince in that movie? you're sick, he's just a cartoon, but that's probably all you can imagine screwing, is some imaginary fucking thing on your TV, you are sad!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I got nothin....now Bawahaaaa!!