“Don’t Laugh, Heffa! I Can Still Take Your Man Even With Paris Hilton’s Shoehorns On My Head.”
June 20, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
Yesterday, Disney released a dark as shit official picture of Angie Jolie as Maleficent and today there’s a bunch of paparazzi pictures of her shooting in the British countryside while looking like a demon shepherdess. Bitch looks like an Illuminati monk. This scene is probably all part of Maleficent’s backstory and we’ll learn that she used to spend her days dramatically walking through a herd of cows who are completely over this shit. Underneath this cow’s wavy Bieber mop, you’ll find a face that is clearly saying, “I really need to fire my agent.“
And the horns actually look better in the daytime. But I’m probably only saying that because they look Mexican pointy boots.
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