Thursday, June 21st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 20th!
The only other accessory homegirl needs are giant Ctrl, Alt, Del keys. Because every other bitch's look just got SHUT DOWN. *snap* WERK - Wanted
Runners-up:
Looks like what they say is true: spouses do start to look like each other. Good thing Katy Perry got out of that one quick. - ohyouknow
Everytime John Travolta tries to think of a hot female during fap-time, this is as close as he gets. - YourClothesAreDead
VH1's Where Are They Now 2035: Snooki hasn't been seen in public for years, but her son, Guido, is well on his way to fame and fortune. - Murphy
via Break.com
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I knew things would turn out this way when they asked Britney to work on the X Factor.
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I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind
While the Housewives of New Jersey are out making the money, the husbands are left to do the food shopping.
Terence Trent Roller D'erby
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Certified Slore
Roller Derby meets Roller Disco.
What the Magic Mike trailer doesn't show you.
Oh Khloe, put some clothes on. Lamar said he was hopping mad that you ate him, not shopping mad.
Apparently, The Queen wasn't the only queen at Royal Ascot this year.
I love you Katy Perry!
Looks like what they say is true: spouses do start to look like each other. Good thing Katy Perry got out of that one quick.
On hiatus from Dancing with the Stars, Maksim Chimerkofsky turns to a cart boy job at the local Publix.
Even after gender reassignment, Catherine Bach still rocks those Daisy Dukes.
Not a caption, but isn't this the "Whor" bitch?
Suck n Fuck please stop sending MK photos of you shopping with dad. Thanks.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Paper or plastic?
What do you expect when you buy steroids from dollar store?
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Yes, Jodie Marsh likes to do her own shopping.
Even the bums are fabulous in West Hollywood.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
Ugh! This is the last I ask for help carrying out my groceries!
******** SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
This explains why my grocery store was sold out of cucumbers yesterday.
When the DWTS season ends - Max lets his hair down.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Valet parking is not what it used to be.
Madonna,"reinvents"herself--again.
The makers of Hello Kitty and My Little Pony unite. Introducing My Pretty Titty.
Tommygirl meets Rollergirl.
OR
And THAT's what you get for wakin' up in Vegas, Katy.
OR
Coming this Christmas: The My Pretty Pony John Travolta Collection doll.
Poots, Out
Since Britney has joined The X Factor, her body double has been enjoying some well deserved time off.
Paps: "We can see it's you, smart Alec."
Just another day in the parking lot at the Venice Beach Gold's Gym.
My Little Tony.
OK.... who is this tweek? This is the second photo that MK has used that he's done.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Mommy, that's the bitch who stole my handlebar streamers!
Not a caption: this guy again! Mk has developed a crush!
******** SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
Well, now we know what Marc Jacobs wears under his skirts.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
It looks like Tom Ford's Martin Lawrence moment.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Uh oh, Britney's craziness has spread to Jason Trainwreck.
Rough Trader Prisscilla meet Trader Joe's.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Magic Mike and Boogie Nights are over the moon about their new arrival.
Although she had been hidden away for many years, Kandi Kardashian knew that her time to shine was now.
You know which section he works in at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Lifetime FINALLY got a driver for LILO.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
ANDREW RIDGELEY will change his mind about a WHAM reunion after seeing GEORGE like that...
Sadly, Keanu is still trying to relive the glory of his "Speed" movies.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Oh Thank God! Michael K, the bar ambulance is here.
This is how Joe Manjello lets his hair down on the weekend.
Sick of being told that she was the ugly sister, Khloe Kardashian finally gets in shape.
Him again??? Ugh. This pretty freak is just showing off now.
My Caption: "The Queen of People of Walmart reigns purple"
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
While Angie's filming Maleficent in the English countryside, James Haven is perfecting his portrayal of the beloved Tinky Winky in a Kansas City parking lot.