Thursday, June 21st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 20th!
The only other accessory homegirl needs are giant Ctrl, Alt, Del keys. Because every other bitch's look just got SHUT DOWN. *snap* WERK - Wanted
Runners-up:
Looks like what they say is true: spouses do start to look like each other. Good thing Katy Perry got out of that one quick. - ohyouknow
Everytime John Travolta tries to think of a hot female during fap-time, this is as close as he gets. - YourClothesAreDead
VH1's Where Are They Now 2035: Snooki hasn't been seen in public for years, but her son, Guido, is well on his way to fame and fortune. - Murphy
via Break.com
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Tragic Mike
What the love child of Katy and Russel WOULD have looked like
Dave Grohl shows Katy Perry how it's done.
Tia Jake Gyllenhaal realizes that since he's decided to keep the roller skates for himself, he'll need another gift for his latest godchild...
Khloe Kardashian gets in on the neon ombre trend.
Eddie Cibrian's REAL favorite things.
Wilton Manor People of Walmart
News from the year 2042: Menopause was hard on Katy Perry.
Glint Haircolor #KatyPerryFML...because you're w(almart)orth it.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
DailyMail Headline: "Suri turns 18!...shopping-cart-jumps for an ice cream load-up! Daddy TommyGirl, versed in furniture-jumping, cheers her on, snaps a pic."
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
I didn't know the Village People were still around, much less that they'd added a Walmart Greeter to the group.
Roller Furby.
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Dark-sided!
Nikki Minaj, lay off the growth hormones!!!
The Gay City Rollers
Introducing Posh Spice's sister: Glitter
"I told casting to get me Diane Kruger, not a dyed man at Kroger!"
Tommy Girl's boy toy has run to Wal-Mart to grab all the tell-all books about their lives before anyone else could buy them! He hasn't been out of the house in so long he didn't have any other clothes handy.
Chaz Bono was not the only girl celebrity to transition in later life, as fans of "Sailor Moon" were to discover.
When the checks stop: Taylor Lautner
The lovechild of Carrot Top and My Little Pony works at a Costco in Fresno.
Sonic's Drive Thru is upping the ante.
The Real Housewives of San Francisco
Madonna likes to get some cardio when she's shopping for her weekly grape.
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"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
The love child of RuPaul and Teresa Giudice
Katy Perry thought her post-divorce look was "edgy" and "cool" but to some of her fans it just looked... off.
Cut out of the will for being gay, Freddie Mercury's son is forced to collect shopping carts at the local supermarket.
Now I know what Joe Manganiello and Chyna's offspring would look like.
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"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
2026: Suri Cruise rolls out of the closet
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
I officially feel threatened with a good time.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Don't feed them after midnight
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
His ball bearings are too tight...
Nobody thought it was possible, but MAKS has a less talented partner than Kate Gosselin.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Khloe and Lamar did one of those "what will my baby look like" pictures and this is the result. She turned out more beautiful than anticipated.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
In an effort to become relevant again, Madonna will try anything, including dying her hair purple like Katy Perry.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Katy Perry's anger over her divorce begins to overtake her.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
His shopping cart is full of all the fucks he gives.
"Making the Video": Fjögur Píanó
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"If you run, you'll only die tired."
Oh, Joe Manjello, all brawn and no brain, thought he and Demi were going to Whip It like in the Drew Barrymore movie.
Keanu Reeves on 'roids does a ho stroll roll at Ralphs.
Taylor Lautner...this is your future
To keep the extras in good spirits on the set of Magic Mike, they were led to believe they were getting paid industry wages for a XXX remake of My Little Pony.
Once he heard the words "Sam's Club" and "bulk," he knew it was time to get the balls rolling.
So this is what chyna has been up to these days
********* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
Post Liz & Dick failure, Lindsay needed a back up plan. She spoke to Jodie Marsh, and here are the results. In a body building contest near you soon.
My Little Power-Bottom Pony
Fed up after years of steroid abuse and overexposure in the porn biz, Chyna's clit makes a break for it
George Michael is going for a new look these days
♫We Could Have Had It All...Rolling In The A&P...♫
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
John Travolta now gets curb side service at the local supermarket...who knew?
Twilight sparkle seriously has to lay off those steroids.