The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 20th!

The only other accessory homegirl needs are giant Ctrl, Alt, Del keys. Because every other bitch's look just got SHUT DOWN. *snap* WERK - Wanted

Runners-up:

Looks like what they say is true: spouses do start to look like each other. Good thing Katy Perry got out of that one quick. - ohyouknow

Everytime John Travolta tries to think of a hot female during fap-time, this is as close as he gets. - YourClothesAreDead

VH1's Where Are They Now 2035: Snooki hasn't been seen in public for years, but her son, Guido, is well on his way to fame and fortune. - Murphy

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 11:37pm.

OK Wanted that is effing riotous!!! THAT'S how it's done, folks! Well done everybody!

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Submitted by C6 on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 11:01pm.

LOLLL @ "snap, Werk"!! Congrats all; hilarious!

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congrats winners!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 6:54pm.

LMAO winners, these are excellent!

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Submitted by Dannii on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:10pm.

congrats winners-especially wanted-that caption is genius.

and yes, i totally would-he is totally hot (not that i would stand a chance with a beautiful pony like him but a girl can dream eh?)

Submitted by Wanted on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 11:29am.

MOVE THAT CONE! I just won a Caption This contest!

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Submitted by Fujicat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:42am.

This caption should have won. When I saw this, I immediately thought, "Katy Perry!"

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Fair is foul and foul is fair..

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:22am.

congrats to the winners...LOL!!!
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Congratulations to all you very deserving winners! Ya'll have really outdone yourselves.

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*chanting as always*

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