Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
These celebrity siblings got into a screaming match after the more well known of the two accused the lesser known of reverting back to an old cocaine habit. The war started awhile ago after the lesser known started hanging out with a tabloid favorite who recently held up production thanks to the nasty habit. It reached a boiling point and threats were made including a cutoff of financial help. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)
Haylie Duff did party with Blohan at Chateau Marmont the other night, so....
If this is Hils and Hay, Hilary has every reason to bitch a trick out. Hilary probably paid for Haylie to get her schnoz whittled down. Before Haylie's schnoz job, she couldn't deep throat a peen proper, because her long ass nose would always hit the dude's crotch skin first. But now she can thanks to Hilary! And Haylie could be screwing all that work up. Hopefully, Hils told Hay to snort the bad shit up through her butt like every smart cokehead with a nose job does.
In Hollywood, it seems like most of the actors you read about are cheating on their wives. It doesn't matter who their wife is or what she looks like, chances are she is getting cheated on and probably frequently. Well, this former A list actor and probably still a B- is one of the greatest cheaters ever. There is nothing he would not do to have sex with someone. I think I will focus on the time he was married to the wife before his current one. She is an actress too. A good one. A very good one although people seem to discount her skills for some reason. I think it is because she comes across as an airhead which she isn't. She just thinks that is what people expect of her in public so she plays to that role.
Anyway, our actor once got his wife drunk so she would pass out and then called over a woman and had sex with her on the bedroom floor with his wife sleeping in the bed. This was a favorite trick of his. He would often get his wife drunk or drugged out so she would pass out and he could cheat. When he was working there was not a day that went by that he did not have sex with someone on set. Most of the time it was someone new everyday, but if someone was particularly intriguing he would have sex with her a few days in a row. Our actor was not careful about using protection during sex and his wife lived in constant fear of what she would catch from him. There was the time our actor dropped his wife off to get her hair done and while she was getting it done at the salon he suggested, the actor was having sex out in the parking lot with the owner of the salon. Our actress put up with it for years. Our actor always said he would change but never did. He would always talk his way back into her life. (CDAN)
Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith?
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Submitted by feelsblind on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 6:30pm.
awww you have been cursed with a visual brain, im soo sorry to do that to you LOL
For both 1 and 2- who isn't doing coke in Hollywood and blantantly cheating on their spouses? That would be harder to answer.
I'll never forgive loopy for that visual. *shudder - dry heaves*
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:59am.
poor haylie duff, its hard to be the less famous tag along sister with a horse face, big thighs, fat cameltoe, and no talent.
and living off lizzie maguire's paycheck must be embarrassing too, so bitch gotta take coke to numb the pain.
if she can't afford it, i hope Haylie kicks the habit, or else one day she will find herself at chateau marmont with hohan, and ask for blow but she doesn't have money and she begs for it.
and Lindsay having the ability to smell and see desperation, sits down, opens ler legs and says "you know what to do" and makes Haylie crawl over to lick her taint, at the same time, Hohan is all like "yeahhh bitch eat my hungry muffins!!!" and then takes a plate of coke and puts it on top of Haylie's head and snorts the coke as Haylie dives on Hohan's crab chowder.
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Loopy, WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??
I think the second one is Melanie Griffith and Don J. He is a long term pussy hound with no boundaries.
#2 sounds like dennis quaid and airhead, i mean, whatzername, i mean, Meg Ryan.
whoever it is, why now on the blind?
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If it is indeed Melanie and Don Johnson, this would make sense on why she is so insecure about Antonio cheating on her and leaving her. But then, didn't Melanie break up Antonio's marriage?
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 1:12pm.
Well, hopefully #2 is Melanie Griffith because she's now married to Antonio Banderas. Who is hot as hell, and seems to be faithful. At least he publicly turned down Madonna and Angelina Jolie. I'd be happy to have a husband like that.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:30pm.
"This very well known A list actor loves his flamingos! When he was in college, before he was famous, he kidnapped a flamingo from Busch Gardens and licked its backside as a dare but has remembered the moment fondly ever since. Now that he's in his 40s and married, he is going through a mid-life crisis and is regularly seen on Rodeo Drive asking where he can purchase some flamingos!! His B+ wife doesn't seem to mind, since she has already slept with every flamingo in California!"
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Hello! It's Matthew Mccouanwhoueghey!
Hays and Hils look like a two for one special at the Ho-Down in Topeka, KS. No offense to Topeka, KS....
Well, hopefully #2 is Melanie Griffith because she's now married to Antonio Banderas. Who is hot as hell, and seems to be faithful. At least he publicly turned down Madonna and Angelina Jolie. I'd be happy to have a husband like that.
The answer to every BI is obviously Joe Jonas. Duh.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:26pm.
I want to write some blinds too
"This well known actress (used to be a B but soared to A- status for a few weeks but has dropped down a C+ at BEST) hires Mexican day laborers to strip naked and trim her cat's nails for $700 an hour. Her D+ status husband hates to pay for it but is strangely turned on by it and because of this the pair have an amazing sex life"
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loni anderson?
meredith baxter?
am i close?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Evidently Haylie was out with Bloatedhan at the Marmont Sat night......
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But I don't care if I get behind
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind
LOL Sucky!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:20pm.
I think of blinds as some sort of IQ test. Unfortunately, I fail every time.
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You're not alone! I posted something about this on here before, but it's what I see in my head every time I TRY to read them.
(x+y)^2-(x-y)^2, so (x^2 + y^2 +2xy)+ (x^2 + y^2 -2xy)= 2x^2 + 2y^2= 4y^2
*shoots self*
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:35pm.
OK, Harrison Ford. But that's my final guess. The clues "Mexican" (his nationality) and "strangely turned on" (tag line from his recent movie) gave it away.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:26pm.
"This well known actress (used to be a B but soared to A- status for a few weeks but has dropped down a C+ at BEST) hires Mexican day laborers to strip naked and trim her cat's nails for $700 an hour. Her D+ status husband hates to pay for it but is strangely turned on by it and because of this the pair have an amazing sex life"
Robert de Niro?
Sherman Hemsley?
OK, Harrison Ford. But that's my final guess. The clues "Mexican" (his nationality) and "strangely turned on" (tag line from his recent movie) gave it away.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:30pm.
"This very well known A list actor loves his flamingos! When he was in college, before he was famous, he kidnapped a flamingo from Busch Gardens and licked its backside as a dare but has remembered the moment fondly ever since. Now that he's in his 40s and married, he is going through a mid-life crisis and is regularly seen on Rodeo Drive asking where he can purchase some flamingos!! His B+ wife doesn't seem to mind, since she has already slept with every flamingo in California!"
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Jim Backus?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:30pm.
"This very well known A list actor loves his flamingos! When he was in college, before he was famous, he kidnapped a flamingo from Busch Gardens and licked its backside as a dare but has remembered the moment fondly ever since. Now that he's in his 40s and married, he is going through a mid-life crisis and is regularly seen on Rodeo Drive asking where he can purchase some flamingos!! His B+ wife doesn't seem to mind, since she has already slept with every flamingo in California!"
Dakota Fanning?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:26pm.
"This well known actress (used to be a B but soared to A- status for a few weeks but has dropped down a C+ at BEST) hires Mexican day laborers to strip naked and trim her cat's nails for $700 an hour. Her D+ status husband hates to pay for it but is strangely turned on by it and because of this the pair have an amazing sex life"
Robert de Niro?
Sherman Hemsley?
"This very well known A list actor loves his flamingos! When he was in college, before he was famous, he kidnapped a flamingo from Busch Gardens and licked its backside as a dare but has remembered the moment fondly ever since. Now that he's in his 40s and married, he is going through a mid-life crisis and is regularly seen on Rodeo Drive asking where he can purchase some flamingos!! His B+ wife doesn't seem to mind, since she has already slept with every flamingo in California!"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:11pm.
I hate blinds.
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Me too, I don't even bother with em. For me it's a hour I get some actual work done!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:26pm.
"This well known actress (used to be a B but soared to A- status for a few weeks but has dropped down a C+ at BEST) hires Mexican day laborers to strip naked and trim her cat's nails for $700 an hour. Her D+ status husband hates to pay for it but is strangely turned on by it and because of this the pair have an amazing sex life"
Robert de Niro?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:08pm.
Typical male PIG in the last one.... lmfaOOO
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Can you imagine pullin THAT shit off!! I mean WTF!
BahawaAAA
I want to write some blinds too
"This well known actress (used to be a B but soared to A- status for a few weeks but has dropped down a C+ at BEST) hires Mexican day laborers to strip naked and trim her cat's nails for $700 an hour. Her D+ status husband hates to pay for it but is strangely turned on by it and because of this the pair have an amazing sex life"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I think of blinds as some sort of IQ test. Unfortunately, I fail every time.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I hate blinds.
Typical male PIG in the last one.... lmfaOOO at him getting his wife drunk then fucking some chick on the bedroom floor...... hahahahahahaa HA HA HA HA HA AHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Who gives a SHIT about Don Johnson and Melanie "Asshole Face" Griffith?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
God I though you guys were just being mean (as if right?) but yup, googled Haylie Duff. Poor unfortunate soul
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submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:47am.
or can even be bothered reading his convoluted blinds...
Word.
poor haylie duff, its hard to be the less famous tag along sister with a horse face, big thighs, fat cameltoe, and no talent.
and living off lizzie maguire's paycheck must be embarrassing too, so bitch gotta take coke to numb the pain.
if she can't afford it, i hope Haylie kicks the habit, or else one day she will find herself at chateau marmont with hohan, and ask for blow but she doesn't have money and she begs for it.
and Lindsay having the ability to smell and see desperation, sits down, opens ler legs and says "you know what to do" and makes Haylie crawl over to lick her taint, at the same time, Hohan is all like "yeahhh bitch eat my hungry muffins!!!" and then takes a plate of coke and puts it on top of Haylie's head and snorts the coke as Haylie dives on Hohan's crab chowder.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:44am.
Like, what idiot believes anything CDAN posts?
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or can even be bothered reading his convoluted blinds...
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LOL. Not even to goof on them? I just think it's fun to believe any BI, cuz you want to believe it (if it's someone you may not like).
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:44am.
Like, what idiot believes anything CDAN posts?
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or can even be bothered reading his convoluted blinds...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Like, what idiot believes anything CDAN posts?
Don Johnson arguably was A-list during Miami Vice but the last interesting thing he's done was get caught at the border with like a billion dollars in a suitcase.
Whoever the wife is, it's all on her for putting up with him.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Hopefully that cocaine habit will finally sort out her hideous nose.