Birthday Sluts

HB Olympia! The best part of 'Steel Magnolias' and 'Moonstruck'.

"Old man *pause* If you feed that dog another bite of my food, I'm gonna kick 'till your dead." HA! She's also from my home state, so she's doubly-boss to me.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:01am.

Olympia Dukakis: not just a gem as Ouisa in "Steel Magnolias" but she *made* "Tales of the City" as Anna Madrigal. What a cast in that one!

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I think she was Clairee, and Shirley Maclaine was Ouiser.

Does that say "Glints" or "Gunts"?

I turned my hair purple with Glints in middle school.

Happy Birthday Nicole Kidman and Olympia Dukakis! I thought Olympia was older, seems like she's been playing older ladies since the 80s. Love the scene in Steel Magnolias with her and Shirley MacLaine in the football locker room.

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Wow, too many hot sluts born today! HB to all the birthday babies! ;p

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Gilllllyyyy...

Glints? Where the fuck are her lips?

HB to Martin Landau!

Wow, lookit that red fro!

Let's hope that hair style never returns!

Some truly talented sluts today!!! Happy birthday to Nicole, Brian Wilson and John Goodman. I just bought the first four seasons of ROSEANNE on Amazon for a little over $6 each...what a deal! Love that show.

But MK, how, oh HOW, could you forget John Taylor of Duran Duran????? He's 52 today. Geez, we're all getting old!!!

vintage nicole kidman, pre-scientology contract and before her hair went from frizzy to straight because she walked in on tommy cruise getting gang banged.

HB Nicole!

I'm too tired to go on.

I got the new Beach Boys CD ("That's Why God Made the Radio"). It's pretty good overall and really good in spots. Same old sound and themes: cars, sun, girls, music, the beach.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:25am.

how the hell did they know? oh well. I'll be more loony later! Anyway, they are probably reading this!
We'll discuss more of this in the OP.

PS: It's 95 degrees today and I have a tennis competition at 6pm which is sheer madness. No way will it cool off by then. If you never hear from me again, it's because I melted on the court.
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Oh, I love to play tennis! It's hard for me to find partners since I'm too cheap to join the racquet club. But yeah, it super freaking hot here, too. Miserable. Drink losta Gatorade! May I ask, where are you from?

lol@ that HAIR! It reminds me of the bowhead sorority girls I went to college with. In their yearbook photos, their blondperms were so big, they extended past the picture frame, giving them a square headed look in their photos.

As if the giant red fro wasn't enough, some poor hair stylist had to accentuate it with some blue Christmas ribbon.

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Happy porn debut octomom...

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Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:28am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:14am.

Lionel Richie...Mr Smooth himself, the man ruled the late 70 80's with some GREAT pop music

yo WHAMO dont forget he was w/ commadores. awesome bad before lionel fucked 'em ov
==================================================Ya that's where I was giving him the 70's as well.

How did fuck over the Commodores, take all the royalties and shit?

I'll have to read up on that one!
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Ms Fury....you can belive they have spies here, I've been quoted as well as cut and pasted off this site, that's why I try and keep my "how to really piss them off" card close to my chest.

I've been ratted out there a few times by someone I know I've talked to here because they knew all about my conversation with you guys. I've had those loons go back through YEARS of posts to try and say I said..whatever so they remember the conversation from YEARS ago.

They said I'd said here I was name changing I told them I've never changed my name once so I told them to prove it, put up or shut up, they spent days picking apart my comments but found out I was telling them the truth, when I called them on it they changed their tune to "oh we just said that to piss you off" meanwhile before that they were pulling Det LaToya's for months trying to "prove" I was someone else....I DEMANDED an apology for hurting my feeling and callin me names....I never got it for some reason...Bawahaaaa!

Submitted by islandgirl: "If you squint your eyes a little, 'Glints' becomes 'Gunts.'"

That reminds me of the movie "Election" where her cupcakes say "Pick Flick" but on some it looks like they say "Pick Fuck". Loved that movie.

Also: A $2 off coupon is pretty generous, considering what $2 was worth back in the 80s when Nicole looked like this.

@Ophelia - oh yeah! Thanks. I was thinking of the right character, wrong name.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:14am.

Lionel Richie...Mr Smooth himself, the man ruled the late 70 80's with some GREAT pop music

yo WHAMO dont forget he was w/ commadores. awesome bad before lionel fucked 'em over

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how the hell did they know? oh well. I'll be more loony later! Anyway, they are probably reading this!
We'll discuss more of this in the OP.

PS: It's 95 degrees today and I have a tennis competition at 6pm which is sheer madness. No way will it cool off by then. If you never hear from me again, it's because I melted on the court.
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Lots of talent today HB Nicole Kidman, John Goodman, Anne Murray, Lionel Ritchie and Brian Wilson.

You think if someone bought Bob Vila a hammer for his birthday the lazy bastard would actually pick it up and use it?
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@Hekki: HA! True, but that's b/c if she does tell, she won't live much longer....

@ Ms Fury,.... Good morning there darlin:) LOL!!
Ah..they saw through your ruse though, you've got -2 already. hehehe, those crazy bastards had to wait till 1:30 before they could poke their heads back out and carry on with the cra cra

Cokey: she played Clairee. Shirley Maclaine was Ouiser. She had some gems too

Clairee: Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life.

Ouiser: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hopping

Whamo, check JJ!
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Hot Slut Birfday to Nicole. Who lived to tell, but won't.

Also to the cast of "Moonstruck" (which holds up rather well!) and John Goodman.

To Lionel Richie, one helluva hitmaker (and don't pretend you don't like his hits).

And Brian Wilson, who wrote one of the loveliest love songs ever ("God Only Knows").

Nicole Kidman...I STILL like Nicky no matter what you bitches say, she had me at "Birthday Girl"

Robert Rodriguez...Great director, loved From Dusk till Dawn

John Goodman....Shut the fuck up Donny!

Lionel Richie...Mr Smooth himself, the man ruled the late 70 80's with some GREAT pop music

Bob Vila.....dickhead

Anne Murray...our original Canadian export, not big on her music but she sure sold records

Brian Wilson...strange cool dude, My favorite tune of his is God Only Knows brilliant tune

John Mahoney...ahh Frazier's dad, great character actor, he was good in Moonstruck

Danny Aiello...he was BETTER in Moonstruck

Olympia Dukakis...and even better STILL in Moonstruck...wow that odd!

This is for my man Goodman....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS8X2Qp_6aA&feature=related

Happy Bday sluts

Don't get cock-blocked on your birthday there, McLovin.

Anne Murray, happy BD to the Canadian songbird.

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OMG! This is the hottest I've seen NK! I hope she brings back the curl y ginge soon. HB whores!

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Olympia Dukakis: not just a gem as Ouisa in "Steel Magnolias" but she *made* "Tales of the City" as Anna Madrigal. What a cast in that one!

Not only did this post remind me that Nicole Kidman used to not look like a wax figure, but it reminded me of Glints, the shit that made your hair a color that never existed in the history of natural hair color. I used it for several years in college before realizing that Chola Burgundy is not a good color for me.

I always think Martin Landau is dead.

Because nothing says sexy school girl more than the bitch with the icy glare and the frizzy hair.
#whatweretheythinking

I saw McLovin (Christopher mintz-plasse) all weekend at Bonnaroo. He was hanging out with Champ from Anchorman

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 8:28am.
Happy Birthday, Olympia!! One of the best characters in Steel Magnolias!

"If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody... come sit by me". ;)

what a coinkeedink.. she shares a birfday with her Moonstruck cast mates John Mahoney and Danny Aiello.

Oh and also HB to John Goodman - a huge talent and good guy.
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HB to Lionel Ritchie - amazing career, great voice, generous to a fault and love that his 2012 Tuskegee has been a massive hit.

He was a bit of a cheater though. No bueno.
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Happy Birthday to Nicole! I just watched Practical Magic the other day. She was absolutely gorgeous in that movie.

Happy Birthday to John Goodman too! Love that man.

Happy birthday Olympia!

Lot of old sluts today.

Hey, MK, you missed John Taylor from Duran Duran!

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

If you squint your eyes a little, 'Glints' becomes 'Gunts.'

That's all I got.

Hasn't change a bit. HB Nicole. You are a slut.

Ok. Why did I judt see in the Boston Globe email of today's headlines: This day in history, Brian Wilson dies. ?
(Course I can't be bothered to go back now...)
Was this some Mark Twain "reports of my death...great exaggerated" shit?

thats some brillo hair shes sportin. betcha shes hairy down under

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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

That guy from The Avarage White Band still has the best ginger afro ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsVsxr-JYBQ

Happy Birthday, Olympia!! One of the best characters in Steel Magnolias!

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Walter Sobchak: *pulls out a gun* "Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain."

happy b-day, John Goodman!

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