Afternoon Crumbs

I don’t know how I feel about Emma Stone dressed like a fancy esthetician – Just Jared

Awkward is when your child daughter is taller than your cig-smoking troll of a girlfriend – Lainey Gossip

Whale blows rainbow (not another story about John Travolta’s sex scandal, I promise) – Towleroad

Every Courtney Stodden video can double as a stay in school PSA – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s got a muff on his face and for once in his life this one’s not attached to a maid’s crotch – Celebitchy

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield on Teen Vogue – The Berry

For the none of you who haven’t seen Miley Cyrus in her chonies – Hollywood Tuna

Eva Mendes needs to stop dressing like she’s Betty Draper – Popoholic

“What a surprise” said not one motherfucker – The Superficial

Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitties – Cityrag

Keira Knightley always looks like she’s about to take the stage in an outdoor theater production of a Shakespeare play – ICYDK

Suri’s “guuuuuuuuurl, that outfit” look says it all – Popsugar

And Charlotte’s first words were, “Will somebody please turn off that annoying song already!” – IDLYITW

Thanks to Depends, Lisa Rinna really can do everything now without worrying about pissing through her pants – Celebslam

A bike seat wouldn’t let Nicki Minaj’s ass be great – Hollywood Rag

Jim Carrey really dropped out, because the world doesn’t need more Dumb & Dumber since we’ve got Snooki & JWoww’s reality show now – SOW

I will never understand why Bobby Brown’s new wife has to cover up her titties, but his can go free? – I’m Not Obsessed