Night Crumbs

The OctoMom fap porn trailer is best viewed while listening to the Jaws theme – OMG Blog

Anne Hathaway went on the GOOP diet to look like a sickly urchin. Makes sense. – Lainey Gossip

What are the gayest neighborhoods in America? And if you were about to say “Whichever one your gay ass lives in, Michael” your ass is wrong! – Towleroad

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly has nipples and here they are – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Brit Brit is serving up Buffalo Bill realness – The Superficial

And in today’s “bitches bitching about Kate Winslet being a bitch” news – Celebitchy

If Sofia Vergara bought those cherries from a fruit vendor on the street and didn’t wash that shit, then I’m guessing I’ll see the headline “Sofia Vergara Contracts Fruit Salmonella!” any day now – Hollywood Tuna

I see you getting a peek at Emma Stone’s ass, Spider-Man – Popoholic

Who gave a double Angie Leg at the MuchMusic Awards? – Cityrag

Somebody married Booooobaaaaay B – ICYDK

Some Suri side-eye. That is all. – Popsugar

Did you know? – The Berry

And I hope there’s a pigeon kick line during the finale – Hollywood Rag

The only way we’ll know for sure is if we find out that Judy Zipper only fucked blonde swimsuit models during her senior year – Videogum

What in the name of Morticia Addams nightgown is Christina Hendricks wearing? – Just Jared

Lisa Loeb is a mom again – I’m Not Obsessed

Tacky bitch keeps it tacky by wearing a girdle under a see-through dress – Crunk + Disorderly