Night Crumbs
The OctoMom fap porn trailer is best viewed while listening to the Jaws theme – OMG Blog
Anne Hathaway went on the GOOP diet to look like a sickly urchin. Makes sense. – Lainey Gossip
What are the gayest neighborhoods in America? And if you were about to say “Whichever one your gay ass lives in, Michael” your ass is wrong! – Towleroad
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly has nipples and here they are – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Brit Brit is serving up Buffalo Bill realness – The Superficial
And in today’s “bitches bitching about Kate Winslet being a bitch” news – Celebitchy
If Sofia Vergara bought those cherries from a fruit vendor on the street and didn’t wash that shit, then I’m guessing I’ll see the headline “Sofia Vergara Contracts Fruit Salmonella!” any day now – Hollywood Tuna
I see you getting a peek at Emma Stone’s ass, Spider-Man – Popoholic
Who gave a double Angie Leg at the MuchMusic Awards? – Cityrag
Somebody married Booooobaaaaay B – ICYDK
Some Suri side-eye. That is all. – Popsugar
Did you know? – The Berry
And I hope there’s a pigeon kick line during the finale – Hollywood Rag
The only way we’ll know for sure is if we find out that Judy Zipper only fucked blonde swimsuit models during her senior year – Videogum
What in the name of Morticia Addams nightgown is Christina Hendricks wearing? – Just Jared
Lisa Loeb is a mom again – I’m Not Obsessed
Tacky bitch keeps it tacky by wearing a girdle under a see-through dress – Crunk + Disorderly