Tuesday, June 19th 2012
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Since this week is turning into Hot Slut Bird Week, here's Tonto the Rockatoo who slays the beat AC/DC is throwing down like no other umbrella cockatoo has before. (Insert obligatory "rock out with your cockatoo out" joke here.) I haven't seen Rock of Ages, because I don't hate myself THAT much (yet), but I'm pretty sure Tonto rocks harder than all of those weak pansy ass fake bitches put together. Fuck Rock of Ages, Warner Bros. should give us Cockatoo of Ages instead.
And the titties in the background was the perfect touch.
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Why do celebs always pose in those "screaming" shots? Why do photogs ask them to? I've seen a bunch of them and I think another recent birthday slut had that same screaming face.
I think it's meant to show inner rage or make some kind of statement and it's just plain dumb.
Michael Richards destroyed his career in two minutes flat although others have said worse. It's interesting that some bonce back with no problems and others are forced to disappear.
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Submitted by Demonique on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 3:54pm.
Because it's much kinder to let them roam the wild, starving and getting killed by predators.
I'll bet you think owning a dog is cruel, too.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
Poll feathers of cockatoos normally look like that.
Bird is awesome. He should team up with Disco the parakeet for a song and dance show.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
Wish I could hear the bird sing. But the dude 'trying' to sing drowns out the bird. I wish people would just let the music stand on its own and not try to sing along. That dude singing ruined it for me. Yes, we get it. You like AC/DC and you know the words.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
What's going on with Tonoto's Elvis hair do - Is that normal or has daddy been at the hair gel?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
damn how cute is that!!!!!! awwwwwwwww <3 birds are such smart creatures! love em!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
GO TONTO!!!!!!!!!
Cockatoos are adorable and all love to dance.
But they really don't belong in captivity at all, for every cute moment like this, there's plenty more screaming their lungs out (with voices meant to carry through forests), miserable and plucking themselves bald.
They mate for life and no human being can spend 24/7 with a bird, much less their entire lifespan which is comparable to ours. Plus, they fly hundreds of a miles a day in a rainforest, and then people stick them in a cage and let them wander around their tacky suburban house?
Sorry for the downer, I just don't want people to forget and think should run out and buy ones of these beautiful creatures to keep it prisoner for a few minutes of amusement.
that was really awesome. too bad i have freaking migraine now. i really dislike ac/dc. maybe it was just the wine last night. no it's probably from the screeching voice of Brian Johnson.
awww, go tonto!
cameraman needs to be shot.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Get down wid your bad self, Tonto!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Tonto's little singing voice is great.
He should get together with Rihanna.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:03am.
Jacko?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA WHATEVER HOOKER!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Nothing says Middle America like ceramic Roman statues, wifebeaters and faux leather recliners!
Tonto kicks ass though. He's got better dance moves than all the dumb twats you see perform at the Grammy and Billboard awards.
That was beyond adorable....what a major rock star fuck Rock of Ages, it is Rock of Tonto!
They are wonderful birds! my sis has one named Peanut and he's friendly, and smart as hell.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:15am.
Tonto ROCKS! Plus he's smarter than most of my in-laws.
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LOL Deb!!
Cockatoos are the sweetest and most entertaining parrots. They usually can't speak properly, but they tend to be extremely social and very in tune to what's happening with the humans around them. Absolutely my favorite type of parrot.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
Jacko?
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we got free ticket to cock of ages & no one took them
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:12am.
LA has Tickfaw, we have Paris, AR. CLASSY.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Tonto ROCKS! Plus he's smarter than most of my in-laws.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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That is freaking awesome. I hate birds but that one is kinda cute.
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OMG, Jack. I knew there was a Tickfaw somewhere. (I used to live in New Orleans). It IS my favorite town name.
LOL at Doc... Tickfaw, LA!! don't blame us on that place!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
What goes on in those little bird brains?
LOL, if it wasn't for you all here, I would miss these fine details (Thanks TexnDoc!!). :D
We need more human hot sluts.
Yes, the classy faux-Roman goddess statue in the background sort of photo-bombed that whole thing. This must be UPSCALE Tickfawl, Arkansas.