Demi Moore Might Be Getting On This
Radar said last week that the Willis Daughters were sprouting eyes of worry over their mom Demi Moore possibly falling off the wagon and spending her nights huffing spray paint fumes out of a paper bag in front of a 7-Eleven with a bunch of skater boys (or whatever kind of suburban teen bad shit Demi gets into nowadays). But even if Demi stumbles while climbing the steps to sobriety, at least she'll fall cougar pussy-first onto Joe ManJello's wolf dick. That's if you believe Heat Magazine (via The Daily Mail).
Some source type says that at the after-party for That's My Boy (or as everyone who sees that shit calls it, "Why didn't I just let a 45-year-old frat boy fart up my nostrils. It would've been a more pleasant experience.") earlier this month, 35-year-old Joe and 49-year-old Demi hung out together and had amazing chemistry, whatever the hell that means:
"They looked amazing together. Demi was getting a lot more attention than a lot of the younger girls in the room, and Joe was seen waiting for her before they went off and hung out together at the party. They had amazing chemistry.
Demi has finally got her groove back - and it's all thanks to meeting Joe. She's feeling confident again and, more importantly, sexy."
I'm guessing by "had amazing chemistry," the source means that Joe ManJello sat there feeling scared and uncomfortable while Demi Moore tried to seduce his peen with her piping hot "funky chicken having a seizure while butt birthing an egg" moves.
I know, that story sounds like a non-story and for my no-no's sake I hope it is. How can I fap to Joe ManJello knowing that he's licking the douche dust left by Ashton Kutcher off of Demi's cougar cooch? Okay, I still can, but I don't want to.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 6:33am.
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Hahaha Loopy, can't underestimate the persuasive power of the Boner or the willing nature of the ManJello though! *prays hard with ya Loop* lol God doesn't grant those wishes... not unless you're bad, no. ;)
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Who cares about Demi-really totally sick of her! But he is a-m-a-z-i-n-g! I dont care if he is smart, or nice, can act, or even speak! Just more pics of him-please!
If truth is beauty, then we are all hideous monsters.
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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 4:26pm.
Ladies: the Cougar might be a humorous character in a sitcom, but take it from a twenty-something: in the real world, you activate our gag reflex
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Speak for yourself, bub. In the last six months I've had to shoot down at least three men in their 20s because they are too young for ME. One of them was so aggressive with the texts and phone calls, I had to call-block him. I like my mates to be close to my own age. To quote one of these guys, "Age is just a number." But I personally don't think so.
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"at least three" - yeah, at least! maybe even four or five! so many, in fact, you've lost count. And you're so repulsed by them that you just happen to exchange phone numbers!
Nobody's buying your ludicrous fantasy, sunshine. You sound like the withered hag at the end of the bar in every hip corner tavern. Willing to spread your legs for any young thing that will buy you another drinkie - problem is, nobody's buying 'cause they're just wondering how granny got out of her assisted living facility.
Enjoy your laughable fantasy as you stumble home alone again tonight dearie. Say hello to your 12 cats for me!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:16am.
lol i think our fantasies of matt boner getting it on with manjello will never come true :(
unless we pray really hard, which wont work, cuz god doesnt grant those kinds of wishes.
Ahhh yes! Put me in a room with Joe Manganiello, Alexander Skarsgard and Chris Hemsworth and I will be one happy bitch!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:47am.
Matthew Boner is a hot body preppy with his waif hair and manjello is just pure 100% beef, rrroaarrrrr.
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YAR, YAR Captain Loopy! LOL Sweet Bird of Youth, with Newman and the older actress... Well well well ManJello
An oldie but *Good lord have mercy* was Paul hott!
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo356/BastianStanwyck/paul_newman_thu...
Still hoping to find the Boner-ManJello shower interludes tapes - (spoiler: Boner's the climber) *swoon* heheeheh
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Got a penis? Hair, please.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:37am.
Matthew Boner is a hot body preppy with his waif hair and manjello is just pure 100% beef, rrroaarrrrr.
I'm hating on Demi if this is true.
fucking bitch, if she wasnt A-list,there would be no way manjello would take a second look at her.
DAMN YOU DEMI and your A-list vagina.
Loopy, I know! Imagine all the stuff that could floating around featuring this fantasy pair! mm mmm mm *shoulda been a casting agent, damnit* lol
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If it's true, good for her. Kutcher is nothing next to Manganiello's shadow. I'd prefer Filet Mignon over Burger Bites too.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:05am.
Boner-ManJello, so well matched! mmm mm
I'd cast them in the all-male version of snow white and the huntsman... no?
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OMG stop it now before things get hot and heavy.
if those two got it on, and their video leaked on the internet, then THERE IS A GOD!!!! *praying*
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:12am.
hahaha. Go, CIJ!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 4:26pm.
Ladies: the Cougar might be a humorous character in a sitcom, but take it from a twenty-something: in the real world, you activate our gag reflex
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Speak for yourself, bub. In the last six months I've had to shoot down at least three men in their 20s because they are too young for ME. One of them was so aggressive with the texts and phone calls, I had to call-block him. I like my mates to be close to my own age. To quote one of these guys, "Age is just a number." But I personally don't think so.
I think those are gym muscles, not roid muscles. Compare his to Milo Ventifrappo's the other day. With roids, the muscles are oddly accented and the veins pop out of the skin.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:31am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:53pm.
He had great chemistry with Matt Bomer on WC - just saying.
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omg lol dont go there, that is fap fantasy territory.
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Boner-ManJello, so well matched! mmm mm
I'd cast them in the all-male version of snow white and the huntsman... no?
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If true, ManJello gets a side-clap for letting Demi climb that rugged bulge, *bows down* to Demi for pulling in the prime hunk-a-beef!
MK, lol "wolf dick" ;p
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:53pm.
He had great chemistry with Matt Bomer on WC - just saying.
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omg lol dont go there, that is fap fantasy territory.
Submitted by tornadolie on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 4:53pm.
hot and dumb are always a great combination in guys.
oh please, mangello is only doing it, so he can climb the ladder in hollywood.
Im guessing Demi is still A-list??
Joe Mangello is trying to pull an aniston and jizz his way to A-list.
This guy who at the moment can have any bitch in Hollywood spread their legs is going after the real life incarnation of "Death Becomes Her?"
NO fuckin way, unless this guy has serious Mommy issues.
Totally hot, but likely roided, and too much waxing.
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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:54pm
you look at his face?
/very confused
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lol....yeah, the face tells me he wouldn't give a shit whether you were enjoying the sexy times he was having on you. That, and I see some derp there. So, a total turn-off.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Joe is way hot! Super nice too. No way he is hooking up with Demi. Who even considers her hot any more?
I see Demi's people have found a way to get her name back in the press without Ashton being involved. Joe talks to the dried up bit of gristle in the corner sipping lemon water and suddenly he's boning her? Please.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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so demi likes them hot, but stupid as nails?
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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:54pm.
Do not like his face.
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Me neither but does he really have a wolf dick?
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Mangie is handsome and fit, but he is so dull. In every picture I've seen of him, he looks so boring. He needs to get out of the gym and work on his personality.
Submitted by BangoSkank on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 4:45pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!! right on.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Demi needs to stop chasing these younger men already. She needs therapy to help her deal with being 45 not 21.
"I may need to reevaluate the things I brag about... :("
Bullshit.
It's not 1992, but it's still Demi Moore! You would have plenty of braggin' rights!
Now, if you were 22, and just banging another sad drunk cougar at Applebees, that would change things (although I would still be happy for you).
Don't let the haters get you down.
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Lawd have mercy Manjello is so FINE!!!!!
I would beat her ass for a piece of him. Simply delicious...
Yummers! Joe is a hottie-pa-tottie! Talk about trading up from Ashton's toilet face and stoner bod.
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"They looked amazing together. Demi was getting a lot more attention than a lot of the younger girls"
who writes this crap? Demi herself?
hasn't Demi's first Social Security check arrived yet? these old broads deluding themselves into thinking they look anything younger than very late middle-aged are laughable
Ladies: the Cougar might be a humorous character in a sitcom, but take it from a twenty-something: in the real world, you activate our gag reflex
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Send your cougar message to old geezers like Bruce Willis, who think it's ok to keep trying to hump women half HIS age. They're beyond repulsive.
Demi? Girlfriend please. You need to go on a dick diet and get yourself figured out before you start adding more shit upon your daughters.
That simpering Heat Magazine piece is laughable. 2 second-tier actors drunkenly pawing each other at a party for a shit movie, wow. I'm with whoever said that Demi wrote that pile of puke herself.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Joe, I'll be there for you if your looking for an older woman to hang out with. I am Demi's age but don't have the mileage or baggage that she has.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:27pm.
Oh, Manjello. Why?
I still can't believe he was the ginormous jock in Spiderman.
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The first Spiderman movie is still the BEST one. I remember the scene but didn't know the jock was Joe. I'll tell you this... he has aged very nicely *s*
http://www.wetpaint.com/true-blood/articles/flashback-video-joe-manganie...
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Meh. He doesn't do it for me. I wouldn't trust anyone who actually had a relationship with Ashton Kutcher, anyway.
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Oh Demi, that's just sad. Go back to the basement do some lame drugs.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:41pm.
DUUUUUH, she's what you call a trophy fuck... braggin rights is all.
I would imagine that's the kind of thing one keeps secret rather than brags about. More of a shameful fuck than a trophy fuck.
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I may need to reevaluate the things I brag about... :(
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:48pm.
Isn't he married? I mean, not that it would make any difference (it never does in Hollywood), but it might give him pause now that his career is heating up.
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Joe got engaged about 1-1/2 years ago to some "actress" (another blonde chick in Hollywood) and professed his undying love.
That was until is his career took off HUGE and all of a sudden, he was getting pussy like crazy. This undying love died and he would never set a date, so the fiance said, fuck dis- I'm too old to wait around. And Joe was like, yeah, I'm free now!!! Here comes some wolf dick! *LOL*
Anyway, he is single as far as I know, and playing the field. He's in his late 30s so he better strike while the iron is hot and keep in the public eye. If he wants to keep his career HOT, he better stay away from Demi, Keep your whores young and unknown, so you can toss them aside and exchange when needed.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 2:28pm.
"They looked amazing together. Demi was getting a lot more attention than a lot of the younger girls in the room, and Joe was seen waiting for her before they went off and hung out together at the party. They had amazing chemistry.
Demi has finally got her groove back - and it's all thanks to meeting Joe. She's feeling confident again and, more importantly, sexy."
^This sounds like it was written by Demi herself. Damn girl, don't you know this BS makes you look MORE (Moore? lol see what I did there?)sad and desperate?
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Agreed!!! Sounds like the writings of a junior publicist at Demi's agent's office getting their first shot at spreading propaganda BS to the masses. A Liz Rosenberg (Madonna's long time and long-suffering publicist) this person aint.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Facial hair makes me ITCHY! ACK!!! *runs into wall head first without a helmet*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 2:35pm.
"Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children"
Maybe Demi can move on to someone her own age.
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I read somewhere that Johnny and Vanessa have "reconciled". I think one of those Olsen twins that Johnny was fucking around with, sobered his mind and he decided to go back to the crazy he already knows instead of new crazy.
The only person in Hollywood that Demi could hang with in her age group have nothing to do with women their own age. I'm talking about George Clooney and her ex, Bruce Willis.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
It sounds like that "source" writes for Cosmo or some shit rag that caters to airheads who do all their reading on the toilet.
Okay! I'm calling publicists BS on this one.
Demi is trying to get back on the scene by being "attached" to the latest hot guy in Hollywood. She's not get acting roles and no matter how many plastic surgeries and botox shots she gets, she's still a near-50 year old woman.
Joe has a type and Demi AIN'T it. Joe got rid of a fiance so he could play the field. I don't believe an ounce of what was "said". Some publicist made this up to make Demi sounds interesting.
She needs to stop the cougar shit and work on her career. And being a cougar is NOT a career.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
"Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children"
Maybe Demi can move on to someone her own age.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:25pm.
I would!!!
*raises hand* ditto.
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