Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 19, 2012 / Posted by:

A few years ago, this celebrity swore she would have nothing to do with all those “sleazy reality stars.” She told friends that reality stars had no talent, made no contribution to making the world a better place, that their antics were “disgusting”, and that she didn’t want to spend one minute of her life thinking about them or being involved with them.

Fast forward a few years and a few failures later, and she now has a whole new attitude. She is currently in deep discussions with the three reigning kings of reality television. What is she doing? Trying to become the Reality Queen! In addition to her recent reality dabbling, she is trying to bring aboard some star friends to do a reality show to mend their reputation. She is also considering staging the ultimate reality stunt herself: Her own wedding.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen! She doesn’t have a perfume, but, if she did, it would be called… Desperation. (Blind Gossip)

Wannabe reality queen: Ooooooooooprah?
Three reigning kings of reality: Ryan Gaycrest, Simon Cowell and Mark Burnett?

As much as I’d love to see Oprah’s homegirls, John Travolta and Tommy Girl, star in a reality show called Beard Swap on OWN, she just needs to stop and enjoy all the zillions of dollars that fall out of her ass every minute. Bitch can buy a deserted island, replace the sand with key lime cake crumbs and roll around naked in it with Gayle all day long. 

What was a fading teen idol doing in a questionable neighborhood late one night? Catching a bite to eat at a local restaurant, uncomfortably posing with the occasional fan for photos, and… scoring drugs?

That’s right. When he thought no one was looking, he met up with the local party girl, who took him into the alley next to a restaurant. Were they asking for menu recommendations? Not unless they come from some shady character dressed all in black in an alley. The hookup girl did the introductions. The two men nodded at each other, exchanged a couple of words, and then exchanged money for a black plastic baggie. The whole deal took less than a minute, and our boy looked very paranoid, glancing around, and pulling his baseball cap low over his eyes. The man in black took off in one direction, and our boy jumped into a waiting car with the local girl and split.

My, my, my, this young performer is quite the multi-tasker! Television appearances , bad music, fake relationships, and he still manages to find time to score a little sum sum in the back alleys. Time to go to rehab, brah! (Blind Gossip)

Joe Jonas? The most dreadful part of this is that Joe Jonas has to buy his bad shit in a dark alley like some common crack whore. Can’t Mickey Mouse hook one of his former hos up? Even some seriously trashy coke sluts I’ve known get their shit delivered. Disney prostitots! They’re not like us!

There’s been plenty of speculation about this hot young r&b star’s sexuality, but most of it has been drowned out by the adoration by fans and famous alike. After keeping folks guessing in 2011, this soul singer will answer any questions about which team he’s swinging for with his upcoming musical release.

Sorry, but the only other hint we can give is he had at least one big rap collabo last year. (Bossip)

Ne-Yo?

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