Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
A few years ago, this celebrity swore she would have nothing to do with all those “sleazy reality stars.” She told friends that reality stars had no talent, made no contribution to making the world a better place, that their antics were “disgusting”, and that she didn’t want to spend one minute of her life thinking about them or being involved with them.
Fast forward a few years and a few failures later, and she now has a whole new attitude. She is currently in deep discussions with the three reigning kings of reality television. What is she doing? Trying to become the Reality Queen! In addition to her recent reality dabbling, she is trying to bring aboard some star friends to do a reality show to mend their reputation. She is also considering staging the ultimate reality stunt herself: Her own wedding.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen! She doesn’t have a perfume, but, if she did, it would be called… Desperation. (Blind Gossip)
Wannabe reality queen: Ooooooooooprah?
Three reigning kings of reality: Ryan Gaycrest, Simon Cowell and Mark Burnett?As much as I'd love to see Oprah's homegirls, John Travolta and Tommy Girl, star in a reality show called Beard Swap on OWN, she just needs to stop and enjoy all the zillions of dollars that fall out of her ass every minute. Bitch can buy a deserted island, replace the sand with key lime cake crumbs and roll around naked in it with Gayle all day long.
What was a fading teen idol doing in a questionable neighborhood late one night? Catching a bite to eat at a local restaurant, uncomfortably posing with the occasional fan for photos, and… scoring drugs?
That’s right. When he thought no one was looking, he met up with the local party girl, who took him into the alley next to a restaurant. Were they asking for menu recommendations? Not unless they come from some shady character dressed all in black in an alley. The hookup girl did the introductions. The two men nodded at each other, exchanged a couple of words, and then exchanged money for a black plastic baggie. The whole deal took less than a minute, and our boy looked very paranoid, glancing around, and pulling his baseball cap low over his eyes. The man in black took off in one direction, and our boy jumped into a waiting car with the local girl and split.
My, my, my, this young performer is quite the multi-tasker! Television appearances , bad music, fake relationships, and he still manages to find time to score a little sum sum in the back alleys. Time to go to rehab, brah! (Blind Gossip)
Joe Jonas? The most dreadful part of this is that Joe Jonas has to buy his bad shit in a dark alley like some common crack whore. Can't Mickey Mouse hook one of his former hos up? Even some seriously trashy coke sluts I've known get their shit delivered. Disney prostitots! They're not like us!
There’s been plenty of speculation about this hot young r&b star’s sexuality, but most of it has been drowned out by the adoration by fans and famous alike. After keeping folks guessing in 2011, this soul singer will answer any questions about which team he’s swinging for with his upcoming musical release.
Sorry, but the only other hint we can give is he had at least one big rap collabo last year. (Bossip)
Ne-Yo?
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Submitted by pfk on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 1:45am.
If you make unsafe, expensive, low-quality shit then no one will buy it.
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I got it now! Its FRANK OCEAN! The rnb singer who came out before his musical release!
And the rap collabo was no church in the wild with Kanye and jay-z.
"...Drag my name through the mud and I come out clean..."
Suzy Farkis - what values did you have to compromise? Is Bill Gates a sociopath? Was Steve Jobs? They created amazing, high-quality products that dragged us into the future at prices most of us can afford, and they made ALOT of other people ALOT of money (like shareholders and 401Ker's. You know, you and me). How about the inventor of Spanx? Or Airborn? Or the author of The Hunger Games? If you make unsafe, expensive, low-quality shit then no one will buy it. If you use slave labor or pollute your neighbor's stream then your customers will hear about it. Bernie Maddoff undoubtedly has a personality disorder, but he wasn't a "top spot" businessman. He was a con man, a criminal. Yes, George Soros is an outright psychopath, but today a kid can't open a lemonade stand in his front yard without permission and many jumped hoops courtesy of "The State", and The State would still probably deny him his right to open one because they would consider him a victim of child labor (and it might cut into some politician's vending machine business, lol).
I'm not saying there are no sociopaths at the top in business, but it's like ditquoi implied - they're everywhere, as well as laws and regulations to "protect" us from them. They can be professors who steal from their students and Wendy's customers who put a relative's amputated finger in their Wendy's chili and then sue for a billion dollars. But you can find the most empathetically deficient wonders in politics because there are too many mediocre sociopaths who can't get the wealth and power they desire with the mediocre talent and the mediocre IQ's they were born with. Harry Reid comes to mind as he was worth about a buck fifty the first time he ran for office and now he's worth $23,000,000. Don't even get me started on Nancy.
I know this is long but your attitude irks me because most business owners just want to see how far they can go doing what they love. If they wind up compromising a value it's usually not their value but some arbitrary regulation in some government rulebook with 10,000 other arbitrary, ridiculous laws they must obey.
Good one pfk, now go back to your Foxnews boards, lol! Talk about desperate trolling, ha!
ditquoi - Oprah can't go back. Her talk show ratings dropped immediately after she went all out for her man Obama and only fell further the more obvious it became that he was nothing but a weak empty-suit and a narcissistic ideologue. So many people admired and respected Winfrey because they identified with her whether white/black, rich/poor, or male/female. But Oprah showed her true allegiance was with "identity politics", specifically racial identity politics. She had Obama on her show all the time (I hear she did anyway) but refused to have Sarah Palin as a guest despite the fact that she was a woman who balanced a big family (which included a Down's Syndrome baby, a pregnant teen, and a son in Iraq) with her job, and despite the fact that she did many GOOD things as governor of Alaska in just a couple of years (like clean up REPUBLICAN corruption) while Barrack's experience was limited to Community Agitator - oops, I mean Organizer - and voting "present" 95% of the time as a U.S. Senator. Oh, and he was really good at campaigning, too, especially when it came to digging up dirt on his political rivals a week before election time, whether they were Democrat or Republican.
I for one knew Oprah was this way before the Barrack Obama phenomenon because she got a black adult male "sports star" out of jail who was in there for raping a 15 year-old white girl at their high school. A 15 year-old white VIRGIN girl who had the bruises on her body to prove it happened the way she said it did, which was bent over a desk and from behind. Oprah was very proud (i.e. full of herself) she was able to accomplish this wondrous feat.
That's such a telling pose with Pimp Mama Kash. PMK is definitely taller than Oprah but she's literally squashing her to make her shorter, elevating Oprah. My psycho mother used to do the same thing to me. What a twat.
For the record, I loathe the Kardashians (except Khloe, I can't quit her and her hubs for some reason), but that pose screams dominance and insecurity from Oprah.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
I think Oprah really lost it when she decided she was bigger than Jesus. It's one thing to have a show where she dispenses medical advice and diet tips (bwahahaha) AND then it's another thing to have a magazine where only you is featured on the cover and then your own network. At some point people stop digging your brand and vast ego.
Before she started focusing on New-Age spirituality, self-help bullshit, and obnoxious consumerism The Oprah Winfrey Show was nothing more than Jerry Springer for Yuppies who pretended they were above it all. I remember shows that she did in the 80s that I thought were pretty exploitative of the guests...and I was still a kid. Oprah is just returning to her roots...and I don't mean that "country girl makes good" bullshit she's been slinging all these years.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
The black baggies could also be Meth. I would think that there are plenty of vultures lurking around the Jonases or other young groups to help them fuck things up.
Pedators+ Exploitation = Teenage star cliche.
I think the first one is Oprah. She used to say the Jerry Springer show was trash but then she puts trashy reality shows on oxygen that are on the same level as springer.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 4:24pm.
Ne-Yo: cuz it's ne-yo bizniss.
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LOL... *licks your face*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Ne-Yo: cuz it's ne-yo bizniss.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat :
Black plastic baggie??? I've bought a bunch of shit in a bunch of cities and never had it come in a black plastic baggie... what is that, heroin?
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Dildos and other items from sex shops come in black plastic bags. Not that I know from experience or anything.
I think Oprah's okay, but I don't like softball interviews. Make it interesting or don't bother.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I sincerely hope John Travolta does NOT agree to a reality SHAM/ show as a lame attempt to save his and Kelly's image. Surely he or SOMEONE around him is intelligent enough to see tht even Oprah at this point is not capable of whit washing the facts. It would be an insult to the intelligence of many of John's fans and general public who at this point are still willing to forgive and embrace him when he is ready to come out, just Rick Martin's and Neil Patrick Harris did and have. I don't agree with his (alleged) aggressive unsolicited sexual actions but a reality show would be such an obvious cover up. It's obvious Oprah is and has been grabbing for attention and adulation to still and always (hypocritically) prove herself. I wish for John he would simply quietly, and with dignity confirm he is gay and ap.ogize fo any pain he may have caused...the statement could go on to say he is taking a break from acting and getting help. He could then disappear for a while and come back a fee man and I sure even more embraced and respected by the public. Kelly? If she stood by him could share in the same. The lie would be over and it may save him from even worse behavior down the road either to others and or himself...then it's too late.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:34am.
PS - Oprah looks like a woman that I used to work with that if she walked by you you c-c-c-could smell her dirty cr-cr-cr-crotch... (she also stuttered)
Oh lord. I used to work with a woman like that, too! Then there was the one who always smelled like the worst BO imaginable. She must have had some kind of physical problem because she NEVER smelled fresh or clean at all. Her nickname was The Smelly Lady.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:49pm.
Fuck... after thinking about it, neither.
*spits in hand*
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Good choice Hands Solo...
Cant believe O leaned in for a hug from this sleaze bucket.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:52pm
i took it to mean those little druggie gram/oz snap close baggies. i've read in the library that they come in all colors and designs but i've never read about black ones before
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:52pm.
possibly... I've seen black plastic baggies before, but it was used for heroin (not sure the significance of the black baggie). Anyhow, it was a thin plastic that had been cut off a sheet or something, twirled up and twist tied... not a real "baggie".
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:47pm
ahhhhh ok ok: black baggie may = black tar
i see said the blind woman ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:49pm.
Fuck... after thinking about it, neither.
*spits in hand*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:29am.
Black plastic baggie??? I've bought a bunch of shit in a bunch of cities and never had it come in a black plastic baggie... what is that, heroin?
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Maybe they meant black balloon? Where would someone even buy black plastic baggies? Unless they're selling jumbo Hefty 18-gallon bags of bad shit.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by snowball on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:47pm.
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I don't suppose that means you wouldn't?
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WOULD. NOT. (would let her blow me)
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Oprah or smmmmelly cccrotch?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:42pm.
yes, could someone PLEASE solve the black baggie mystery?! wtf?
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I'm thinkin heroin too! These dumb fuckin kids think it's cool to play around with that shit.
Wait till they go through withdraw, Party time INDEED!!
Submitted by snowball on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:34am.
PS - Oprah looks like a woman that I used to work with that if she walked by you you c-c-c-could smell her dirty cr-cr-cr-crotch... (she also stuttered)
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I don't suppose that means you wouldn't?
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WOULD. NOT. (would let her blow me)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:18pm.
I am SO effing jealous of you going to see Waters! Enjoy. He was the genius of Floyd, but a right asshole. And I resent anybody else (however capable) playing David Gilmore's lead from "Comfortably Numb". I've heard Waters solo performing it. Great, but just not the same.
Three albums, huh? That's a toughie. I like your choices.
The Beatles (The White Album)
Exile on Main Street (Stones)
Meddle (Pink Floyd)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:13pm.
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♪ AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS, POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO!!!!! ♪
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzXjaIWbh0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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I just saw the link lmfao!!! one HOUR of Afro Circus...too much:P
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:42am.
Ugh, jack you mucky pup.
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I had to google "mucky pup" :P*********
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
yes, could someone PLEASE solve the black baggie mystery?! wtf?
and, yeah, Oprah's a whore, the Kardashians are whores, water is wet. i again say i'm only surprised that it took so long for them to get together
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I accidently saw the whoretrashian interview whooprah did, and I have lost all respect for her. Here's kim "pray for my bentley" whoretrashian sitting right in front of her, lying her fat ass off, and whooprah did nothing but feed her softball questions; she didn't bother to jump on the painfully obvious lies like "my sex tape was my introduction to the world", "we don't do anything special for attention on our reality show", "they were forcing me to release my sex tape without my permission", ad nauseum. Any other journalist would have crushed those right out of the park, but Whoooprah just sat back & let her puke out her rehearsed lies.
Whooprah, you need to retire; you've lost any legitimacy and/or credibility you might have had...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/19/2012 -
LOL this is some Forbidden Planet (1956) shit!
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LOL! :)
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:13pm.
LOL this is some Forbidden Planet (1956) shit!
You can bring your three favorite album to the island ass well...(typo but it stays, winks at all the ladies:)
Whatever they are don't be shy and don't be shy there is a time and place for everything, Even Barry Manilow (when I'm asleep)
Bowie's... Ziggy Stardust
The Beatles... Abbey Road
Pink Floyd.... The Wall
I'm going to see Roger Waters here in T.O do THE WALL on Saturday....That's right bitches you can touch me if you'd like!!!
And Verny & Deb...if you want to bring Clint along you can:)
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:18am.
Although I never rode on the Oprah bandwagon, I have to admit I did think she was the real deal. Whoops!
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Same here. I was never a huge Oprah fan, but I thought she had an element of wisdom before. Now I realize she's just a charlatan, always hustling.
But if she's going the reality route, I really wish she'd go alll the way with it. I would probably watch a reality show documenting her life with Steadman and Gayelle. "Three's a Crowd" it would be called. I do think Oprah is so emotionally crippled and needy that both of them are her live-in companions. And both are fine with it as long as the money keeps rolling in. Just my take on it anyway :p
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:31pm.
*Jumps on Nemo-Whamo & Deb's turtle island back.
I invented that island.
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LOL, why yes you DID GF!!
But we're all crashing in it with Tortoises, Kitties, Extra Lettuce, Lemurs, Meerkats, Duck Billed Platypus's, Wombats, Steaks, Fresh Veggies, bottles of red and white wine, some weed and whatever ever else ya'll want to bring...
ALL ABOARD TURTLE ISLAND NEXT STOP...!!!!!
Roll out, the magical mystery tour step right this way
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♪ AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS, POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO!!!!! ♪
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzXjaIWbh0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Vern! Wait indeed!
Whamo, we're going to need a bigger island!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by aaa on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:06pm.
O should have retired when she was on top.
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On top of Gayle???
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:31pm.
*Jumps on Nemo-Whamo & Deb's turtle island back.
I invented that island.
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LOL, why yes you DID GF!!
But we're all crashing in it with Tortoises, Kitties, Extra Lettuce, Lemurs, Meerkats, Duck Billed Platypus's, Wombats, Steaks, Fresh Veggies, bottles of red and white wine, some weed and whatever ever else ya'll want to bring...
ALL ABOARD TURTLE ISLAND NEXT STOP...!!!!!
Roll out, the magical mystery tour step right this way
Deb,
Clint Eastwood? Oh,...wait...
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
O should have retired when she was on top.
I'm also interested in what exactly comes in a black baggie...
Oh shit Lucifer! Does that mean I'm a figment of your imagination??????
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
If it isn't Oprah, who could it be? Rosie O'Donnell? And not for nothing, who repairs his or her reputation by going on a reality show?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I wonder what her legions of white middle class soccer moms think of their most high guru now? The woman who brought them the liturgy of Maya Angelou, is now foisting the crass Piss Princess and her vularian clan on them.
Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:14pm.
Why the fuck is Oprah doing this? What was the point of quitting her shitty show just to do another shitty show? That rediculous 4 day send off for her was embarrassing in it's narcisim, All those celebs kissing her behind. Her ego is bigger than her ass, but not her appetite.
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LMAO!!! Oprah has become an embarrassment. Why? Because she thought all the haus fraus and bored whores were going to keep following her no matter where she went...
But they didn't and they realized they didn't need her anymore.
Oprah has tried to be high-brow but let's be honest..Bitch started with trashy guest, she's ending with trashy guests.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
miz cynical I stick to TLC and HGTV most of the time
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
*hands Whamo lettuce for the big ass turtles*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:34am.
PS - Oprah looks like a woman that I used to work with that if she walked by you you c-c-c-could smell her dirty cr-cr-cr-crotch... (she also stuttered)
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I don't suppose that means you wouldn't?
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis: "Although I never rode on the Oprah bandwagon, I have to admit I did think she was the real deal. Whoops!"
Me too.
I used to have a smidgen of respect for her. Pfft.
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:31pm.
*Jumps on Nemo-Whamo & Deb's turtle island back.
I invented that island.