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Rebecca Loos (35)
Hugh Dancy (37)
Poppy Montgomery (37)
Jean Dujardin (40)
Robin Tunney (40)
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Kathleen Turner (58)
Ann Wilson (62)
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Salman Rushdie (65)
Gena Rowlands (82)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:37am.

A very special Happy Bday to MK!!! you are by far the truest of truly slutty slut sluts :) The openness of your awkward childhood gay ways always makes me laugh my ass off.

Paula Abdul.....none of these judges are even remotely as entertaining as she was.

Kathleen Turner...how did she go from being so...well let's jut say she hit the proverbial wall doing mach 3

Ann Wilson...was never a big Heart fan but..she was hot too

Phylicia Rashad...looking back the Cosby show was brutaly bad, how was that considered funny?

Salman Rushdie....I wonder if he has any speaking tours in the Middle East

Happy Bday Sluts

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:29am.

Ooooooohhhhhhh, BA-RA-COOOODA
HB Ann and MK and Paula.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:28am.

Wait, how do you guys know it's MK's birfday? HAPPY BIRFDAY, YOU MAGNIFICENT HOR!

Birfday wishes to Paula Abdul, Gena Rowlands, Kafleen Turner (she's only 58?), Poppy Montgomery (who starred in "Murder in the Hamptons"!) and Mia Sara.

Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:28am.

yo MK imma gonna make some jungle juice to toast your birthday

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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:25am.

Happy Birthday to the hottest slut of them all!!

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:24am.

Does anyone else have the spins from watching that video?

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by fredfred on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:23am.

jesus, and hb to ann wilson and gena rowlands! this day is stuffed with awesome birthdays.

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watching hardcore ufos

Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:21am.

Happy birthday to drunk mess Paula Abdul and also to Clair Huxtable!!!

AND, Happy birthday to MK!!

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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen

Submitted by fredfred on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:20am.

happy happy to paul dano! when they make an elliott smith biopic, you're in!

and a hb to sloane peterson and mk.

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watching hardcore ufos

Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:20am.

Happy birthday to Michael K. ........the head honcho of the D Listed Sluts. We follow where you lead.

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:18am.

Happy Birfday MK!!!! I hope you doesn't haz to go to the dentist today!!!!

PS: Can I haz Jean Dujardin as a party favor?

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Boo1212 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:17am.

Happy birthday to MK and to Mia Sara. May you both have a day off a la Ferris Beuller.

Be Good to Each Other

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:04am.

IS IT MY SPECIAL MIGUELINA'S SPECIAL DAY?????????? HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIGUELINA! YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS TO MAYEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB7Ztq16A7M

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.