Alec Baldwin Hulks Out At A Pap
If you're a pair of butt lips and every day the blood in your veins boils until the follicles you were trying to grow burn off, then there's a good chance you belong to Alec Baldwin. Because not a day goes by when Alec Baldwin doesn't RAAAAAGE the dye off his hair strands. Case in point: This morning in Manhattan, Alec Baldwin HULKED out at two photographers from the NYDN for taking pictures of him and his 28-year-old yoga instructor fiancee Hilaria Thomas coming out the Marriage License Bureau after getting their marriage license. Getting a marriage license with your piece is supposed to cover both of you with a swan fart of love, but Alec popped that bubble when he went after one of the paps.
One of the photographers, Marcus Santos, said Alec kept screaming at them to get back. Marcos claims they stepped back, but Alec kept coming at them. Alec grabbed the other photographer and when Marcos tried to defend his paparazzi partner, the rage came at him. Marcos says that Alec punched him in the chin and pushed him. Marcos filed a police report and the NYPD has opened up an investigation. Meanwhile, Alec jumped on Twitter and claims that the pap is lying. Alec denies throwing punches and says he was the one who got hit with a camera. Oh, and Alec also went there by bringing Trayvon Martin into it.
A "photographer" almost hit me in the face with his camera this morning. #allpaparazzishouldbewaterboarded
I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over...
The photographer who assaulted me has (belatedly) gone to a hospital claiming injuries. Colin Myler and his NOTW scams come to NY...
Ppl who work in the entertainment industry keep appts w the press on a regular basis. Paparazzi assaulting you on the street duznt count.
There has to be more to this. Just look at the rage in Alec's face in that picture. It's like Marcus just beat him at a game of Words with Friends with the word "ventriloquizing." Shit, I bet that's what really happened.
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Go-away money. What a wonderful vacation this young photojournalist will have this summer.
Why can't they just let him be great?
Team Alec.
and since when is Michael Lohan a member of the papparazi????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Looky here, I don't have THAT bad of a temper and I can tell you after watching some of those TMZ videos where those fuckers get right in your face or block your path I would knock the shit out of them too...
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oh honey! look at her she really swatted at him, honey! she is gonna have to get her hair done before she goes to court and stands before the judge honey!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 5:57pm.
I will say the same thing here that I said to a friend of mine with a violent bf: Hilaria, run for your life. If it hasn't happened already, one day this rage will be directed at you.
Ask Alec's ex-wife and daughter.
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She should make friends with Kate Major. They'd have a lot to talk about.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Team Baldwin! ...any guy over 13 wearing a backwards baseball cap deserves to be biffed!
"I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over..."
Hey Alec, why dontcha ask Mr. Zimmerman if he thinks it's "blown over" for him. Asshole.
He's comparing himself to George Zimmerman? That makes no sense.
His face always looks like he's one tini away from a thrombo.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I will say the same thing here that I said to a friend of mine with a violent bf: Hilaria, run for your life. If it hasn't happened already, one day this rage will be directed at you.
Ask Alec's ex-wife and daughter.
Alec is a great actor, but a confirmed asshole, so I'm going to side with the paps on this one.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
YOU FAT PIG is what he was saying to paps.
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Is it really Hulking out or is it just being Alec Baldwin?
That's Hilarias!!!
I honestly don't know how anyone stands this guy. Ever since he bitched out his daughter and called her a pig I knew he was worthless. But, people just laugh it off/kiss his ass.
There is no free lunch. You make millions playing pretend. You get perks on the job that most people cannot fathom. I've gotten thrown up on, falsely accused of ridiculous cr@ap by petty coworkers, peed on and paid sh*t for my troubles. Oh, despite having a Masters Degree, I qualify for affordable housing in my county. What am I ? A teacher.
So what is the downside, Alec, to your incredible good fortune of a job that .03 percent of the world's population ever gets? Some annoying pap that takes your pics now and then. And you're going to tweet your righteous rage and then make an asinine analogy to the Martin death?
That young, pretty, poor yoga teacher will be your karma...I'm sure she's marrying you for your humble,kind self.
It's amazing how charming and funny this delusional asshole can be. I love that he joined Occupy Wall Street while at the same time hawking credit cards for cash.
Alec should grow up already. He will be miserable the day the paps stop taking his pictures.
asshole bumps into asshole. nothing to see here
[sit down John and Tommy -- not talking about that type of asshole]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Alec is a little cranky after all that weight loss. Maybe it's time to eat a sammich and take some anger management classes.
ugh - this vile little pig again? if it wasnt for 30 Rock, he'd be useless.
also i know his fiancee - she's a biyatch, but i am sure thats not surprising
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