Alec Baldwin Hulks Out At A Pap
If you're a pair of butt lips and every day the blood in your veins boils until the follicles you were trying to grow burn off, then there's a good chance you belong to Alec Baldwin. Because not a day goes by when Alec Baldwin doesn't RAAAAAGE the dye off his hair strands. Case in point: This morning in Manhattan, Alec Baldwin HULKED out at two photographers from the NYDN for taking pictures of him and his 28-year-old yoga instructor fiancee Hilaria Thomas coming out the Marriage License Bureau after getting their marriage license. Getting a marriage license with your piece is supposed to cover both of you with a swan fart of love, but Alec popped that bubble when he went after one of the paps.
One of the photographers, Marcus Santos, said Alec kept screaming at them to get back. Marcos claims they stepped back, but Alec kept coming at them. Alec grabbed the other photographer and when Marcos tried to defend his paparazzi partner, the rage came at him. Marcos says that Alec punched him in the chin and pushed him. Marcos filed a police report and the NYPD has opened up an investigation. Meanwhile, Alec jumped on Twitter and claims that the pap is lying. Alec denies throwing punches and says he was the one who got hit with a camera. Oh, and Alec also went there by bringing Trayvon Martin into it.
A "photographer" almost hit me in the face with his camera this morning. #allpaparazzishouldbewaterboarded
I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over...
The photographer who assaulted me has (belatedly) gone to a hospital claiming injuries. Colin Myler and his NOTW scams come to NY...
Ppl who work in the entertainment industry keep appts w the press on a regular basis. Paparazzi assaulting you on the street duznt count.
There has to be more to this. Just look at the rage in Alec's face in that picture. It's like Marcus just beat him at a game of Words with Friends with the word "ventriloquizing." Shit, I bet that's what really happened.