Woody Allen's Son Is Funny

Most of you people are such prudes, that's what I find disgusting.

1) Soon-Yi was never Woddy's stepdaughter. He never married Mia Farrow, nor did he adopt Soon-Yi.

2) They started their relationship when she was 19. The infamous naked pictures of Soon-Yi were taken when she was 20. If that makes him a pedophile, it makes a whole lot of you pedophiles if you've ever watched porn or flicked through an issue of Playboy or Penthouse and found the girls attractive. Pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, nothing else. A 19-year-old isn't even a child legally, and is seen fit to vote as well as kill and be killed for their country, but not - according to many of you - to choose who they want to spend their life with?

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Dude Michael K, as much as I appreciate your knowledge of her, why you gotta rag on The 'Razzo? You're right of course... that is totally her on an unusually bad day in "Dollhouse"...

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:24pm.

Hockeyfan and you know that's how he justifies it! Sick wormy shit!

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IKR? Creeper shit. I want to take a shower now. Ugh. I feel violated.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:38pm.

Those pictures with him with his pedo-ass arms around those girls make want to scream for Detectives Benson and Stabler. I don't doubt shady crap goes on behind closed doors and Soon-Yi's ass. He's one gross individual.

On the other hand, Ronan Farrow got extra lucky with his genes. He's smart, handsome AND gave his pedo father a funny kick in the saggy nutsack.
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This. Fucking Woody Allen needs a beat down.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:49pm.

In that gorgeous movie, his character is, unapologetically, fucking a teenage Mariel Hemingway.

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And that was based on his real-life relationship with 17 year old Stacy Nelkin.

I guess her parents were okay with that. Yuk.

A few little kadooz to Allen - Soon Yi really brings the fug. She must have one hell of a body. Farrow once said that Allen found women who had given birth unsexy, so Soon Yi has stayed away from that. The question is - why? Woody Allen also brings the fug. I can't even, thinking about party times after dark - oh god, plz don't let me have nightmares.

Meanwhile - would YOU let your tweenie daughters around Woody Allen? Yeah, I did't think so. This whole family is soooo fucked up, it's just ... keeping bars in business.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:49pm.
In that gorgeous movie, his character is, unapologetically, fucking a teenage Mariel Hemingway.

Yup. That struck me at the time, though it didn't make sense till much later. That was after "Lipstick," too (also disturbing).

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Some of you are wondering how an adoption agency could allow Allen to get his hands on 2 baby girls after the Soon-Yi debacle but I believe the agency that provided the 2 children Mia and Woody adopted together back then was 100% behind him in the court case where he tried to get full custody of them and Ronan. There was Mia with her history of adopting disabled, minority kids and there was Woody's suspicious, questionable behavior concerning their adopted daughter (which was brought to light by a nanny) and the agency worked overtime trying to make it seem as though Farrow was a spiteful, jealous, crazy bitch. Luckily the judge was having none of it because he saw all of Mia's actions as perfectly reasonable and rational and what any decent mother SHOULD do. Someone on here mentioned Farrow's memoirs so all of this might be in there. My point is that the adoption process is fucked-up in this country and the reason for that is because a political agenda is a lot more important to the-powers-that-be than the best interests of a child. There is no way a liberal icon like Allen would ever be denied access to what "inspires" him, and I'll bet he didn't have to pay anyone anything "extra" to get it.

coca - I didn't know that. For her to defend polanski (vomit) to this day is hypocrisy at its worst.

Oh, and Allen's "Midnight in Paris" is the most meaningless, boring shit I've ever seen (just like his "muse" Scarlett). Predictably, Hollywood loved it, lol.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:16pm.

soon yi berry smart rady! she sink "oh...why i daughta to rich jew when i can sucky sucky for mirrion dorras? dis mia she stupid america rady! i take woody away from her!"

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OMG that is soo wrong... lol

Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:19pm.
I didn't know the two girls were adopted. That makes it even worse....when he molests them, and he will, he'll say it's okay, we aren't really related! Sick fucking man.

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My thoughts exactly and makes me wonder how he passed an adoption review. 2 of my sisters have adopted and they had to write a biography about their life story including in depth information about members of my family who would spend a lot of time with the kids. How does one pass an adoption review if he couldn't respect his role as an adult supervisor of a child/ young woman who he was expected to protect. On top of that like you stated he has used the excuse that she wasn't really his daughter. I fear decades from now after he's left this earth more will come out about Soon and his adopted daughters with her.

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Ronan was so pretty when he was younger, but he sure turned out to be a very pretty, but handsome man. So lucky that he took after his mother.

Funny way to acknowledge his creepy dad.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:49pm.

That makes it worse, sadly. I don't think anybody would make excuses for Michael Bay if he molested a child, but a bunch of people do because Woody has real talent. He's a disgusting grub under the rotten log of life on a personal level.

And the sight of him leching on those little girls is making my skin crawl. Who fucking let him adopt children knowing that he had sex with his longtime lover's daughter? And an underage one as well?

Ronan Farrow got lucky on the genetic dice roll. He looks just like a male version of his mama, very striking. AND he's socially conscious. It's good that his daddy being a pedophile didn't screw him up.

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What a creative way to blast someone...inspired! I also agree with the paedo being on round 2 with this new young thing. That tweet was such a gift as I'm grateful for my grumpy old dad now.

He doesn't think there is anything wrong with fucking on teenagers. Even if they are his family members. He never saw anything wrong with it, because it turns him on, the beauty of the young inspires him, and he's a great artiste.

Unfortunately, "Manhattan" is one of the most beautiful works on film you will ever see. It's practically tactile, like a quilt.

In that gorgeous movie, his character is, unapologetically, fucking a teenage Mariel Hemingway. At the end of the movie, he even tries to get her to give up going to college so he can soothe his bruised ego with her teenage pussy.

Of course, he is very funny about it and it is wondrously filmed.

He's a child molester.

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“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience...a quietly mad population is a tractable one.”

Time has not been kind to Soon-Yi. She looks far older than she is.

Hockeyfan and you know that's how he justifies it! Sick wormy shit!

I didn't know the two girls were adopted. That makes it even worse....when he molests them, and he will, he'll say it's okay, we aren't really related! Sick fucking man.

And I don't usually hate on kids, but those two fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Then again, look at the parents. Talk about the genetic betrayal that is their legacy.

LOL! Props to Ronan....but those pics of Woody creeping on his daughters eek me the fuck out. Wonder how Soon Yi will feel when she finds the nude pics of her daughters in her pervy husband's stash of kiddie porn. Well, at least she'll finally have something in common with her mother after all these dysfunctional years.

Woody is Just. Fucking. Creepy.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:20pm.

lol i still love heather matarazzo, chin or no chin.

Oh shzznit, that tweet!!Ugh, wow. Agreed w/ MK's intro paragraph; uncomfortable situation, can't imagine.
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Dam ! That Mia Farrow will not let this go ! I have to say, that wishing Happy Father's Day to his dad/brother -in -law was pretty funny....It was sorry of Woody Allen to have a relationship with his adopted daughter. That is some messed up stuff. I don't know that I would air the dirty laundry on social media. Father/ brother-in -law as they say in their family. Funny.

It is my opinion that Woody is a perv and that Soon Yi helps groom his girl/s for when daddy thinks they're ripe for picking. That younger one is a very angry tweenie; she probably doesn't feel as loved as her sister who daddy obviously pays more attention. Twenty years from now she may be very grateful that she wasn't the one Woody wanted to hold hands with and hug on the street.

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Geriatrics should not be allowed to adopt. Still less when they are fucked-up incestuous paedophiles.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

These pics of Woody hugging/groping those girls are super-creepy

yucko: I posted about this the other day. My own mother didn't date until my sister and I were grown up. Maybe my sister was 18 when she started dating again. Mom was damn busy and part of it was that she worried that men would be attracted to a single mother with two beautiful daughters, heh heh. She had friends who had been fucked with by mother's boyfriends and stepfathers. (I have, too.)

Anyway, this single mother I know is very active in online dating and she has a photo of her adorable toddler in her profile pics. While I think you need to disclose that you're a mother ASAP (it's a big thing), you don't need to put fucking PHOTOS online. AND she has let her online dates sleep over with her kid in the next room. SKETCHY. She doesn't even have more than a few dates with these guys. Sorry to be all judgy, but I think that's gross and dangerous.

If Mr. Hekki and I ever split up, I wouldn't bother dating until my daughters were out of the nest. I've seen what my single mom friends are up against and I'm just fine by myself. I'd rather fap myself to sleep than deal with these jackasses out there.

After Roman Polanski was arrested for drugging and sodomizing that 13 year old girl, Mia Farrow wrote him a character reference and sent it to the LA DA.
She defends him to this day.

Karma is a bitch.

Uncomfortable... awkward... bizarre... he is funny and want to laugh *shudders* but the re-tweet is worse! No words.

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This kid is brilliant. He graduated from college at 16, and from Yale law school at 21.

Woody A. is disgusting! I refuse to watch his shit because I am convinced he is a pedophile. I have seen pictures of him taking his new Asian "daughter" to basketball games alone, just the two of them. Fits the same profile he would pull on Soon Yi back in the day. I remember seeing pictures of him and a young Soon-Yi at games like it was some date night. Now he is pulling the same crap with his new daughter. Fucking disgusting! Those pictures above are so telling the body language says it all. I have also seen pics of him with his adopted daughters being very controlling with his gestures. Arm garbing and holding, weird

This will give you an idea of what kind of "father" Allen proved himself to be:

http://www.nytimes.com/books/97/02/23/reviews/farrow-verdict.html

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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)

" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)

MIA FARROW, THE IMBECILE OF THE DAY, NOT TO SAY OF A LIFETIME...

Here is Mr. Cream of the crop, Upper Eastside 1%'er uber-liberal Woody Allen.

Next time someone jokes about White trash rednecks in trailer parks, think about it.

Woody had kids with Soon Yi?? I didn't know that...

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How did this man with his sketchy reputation ever pass the adoption screening process? Somebody conveniently dropped the ball on that one and, by doing so, probably earned a tidy sum of cash courtesy of W. Allen. Those girls look like their skin is crawling just being in his presence.

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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)

" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)

I'm so facinated by Ronan's hotness, I kept going from link to link. One of the links talked about the effect of bad parenting on kids. Do we blame parents? Do we blame kid? I don't know... What I got from the whole thing was a comment posted that I've been lmao to:

~ Someone wrote on the bathroom wall:
"MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL."
Underneath someone responded:
"IF I GIVE HER THE YARN, WILL SHE MAKE ME ONE TOO."

Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 3:09pm.

I've never understood the Woody Allen phenomenon. "Overrated" doesn't even begin to cover it IMO.
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TOTALLY agree. If I wanted to hear someone whine for two hours, I'd call my sister-in-law and save myself the price of admission.

Submitted by skinny fat :
the girl in the pink shorts looks VERY uncomfortable and unhappy around the pervert. VERY uncomfortable.
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Agreed. Crossed arms while getting hugged is VERY telling. Some bad stuff likely went on between these two.

"...your relationship with your biological father is so damn dysfunctional that instead of sending him a card yesterday, you sent him an invoice for all the booze you sucked down throughout the year to deal with all your daddy issues. "
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What an Excellent idea!!

I've never understood the Woody Allen phenomenon. "Overrated" doesn't even begin to cover it IMO. And the whole Mia/Soon-Yi thing, ick. I was pretty young when all that went down but I remember even then thinking what a disgusting creep he must be.

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Why does every self-important dumb-ass actor and actress line up to be in an unfunny bomb by this pervert - and do it for scale? They actually celebrate the great deviants of cinema - Woody Allen and Roman Polanski.

I am so late to this party but yes even though she wasn't HIS adopted daughter - she was the adopted daughter of his long time girlfriend. Gross. And the fact that he was allowed to go on and adopt young girls is appalling. But I guess when you have money...

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Ronan is fucking HAWT! Great sense of humor.

Ronan is fucking HAWT! Great sense of humor.

Thumbnail 1: Nice dead eyes, Soon Yi!

Woody makes me sick, and btw, I think he's so fucking overrated as a writer/director. I've watched some of his films and I just don't see the big fucking deal! Oh well.

This sick fuck has the gall to get himself a little Soon Yi replacement, someone prettier than and probably saner than Soon Yi ever was. My guess is that Soon Yi hates the Asian one and is always telling her shit like "You think you're so pretty...but you're really just a vain girl!" (haha, a nice little gem from my own mom, who had issues herself)

the girl in the pink shorts looks VERY uncomfortable and unhappy around the pervert. VERY uncomfortable.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:58pm.
Greatest. Tweet. Ever.

Ronan's handsome, smart, and fucking hilarious. Good for you, Mia Farrow!!

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I will put him on my list of possible candidates for the Anti-Christ.