Shia LaBeouf Goes Shia LaBuff In A Sigur Rós Video
Many of you sent this NSFWness to me with promises of Shia LaBeouf peen, and yes I got a side profile of his peen (at the 0:50 mark), but I also got a whole lot of WTNess. You know how people say when you do peyote, you should do it with a guide? Well, I feel like I should've watched this Sigur Rós video for Fjögur Píanó with a guide. It starts out with Shia and actress Denna Thomsen sniffing butterflies (Mimi's drug of choice) before driving into John Travolta's drag closet by trying each other's clothes on. Then the shit gets HIGHLY artistic when they start doing an interpretive dance that looks like the Scientology mating waltz Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie did when they made Suri with a turkey baster. That dance is also what it looks like when Baryshnikov gives you the Heimlich Maneuver.
After that, gay pirates sashay in, feed Shia and Deena acid pops and blindfold them with pieces of dirty toilet paper before blowing them down a hallway and into a car. I guess if you have to get kidnapped, you might as well get kidnapped by some gay pirates, because at least you'll get a blowout out of it. I don't even know how to explain what happens after that mess. Everyone gets electrocuted by those acid pops! Shia and Deena start breaking shit in Mimi's bedroom! Dead butterfly murder! Shia cries! Donna gets cut with a lollipop of paint! Someone gets dance raped (I think)! The gay pirates clean up (because gay pirates can't stand a mess, even if they made it)! And THEE END.
I mean, all I wanted was some Shia peen. Nobody told me I was going to witness a hipster's Pinterest page come to life. I've never been to Coachella and now I never need to go to Coachella after watching that video, because I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it's like.
And James Franco must be pissed that Shia out-James Franco-ed him.
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Whamo, did you touch the beard of God? :P
Whamo - it was just bad from the get go. Did it with someone I didn't really trust, in a place I wasn't very comfortable and there was not trippy shrooming going on, it was completely all body like I was on speed.
I chugged nearly a gallon of milk to try and get myself down. UGH!
I'd done shrooms plenty of times prior to that and had AWESOME experiences. This one, notsomuch.
I am not cool or hipsterish enough for that shit. It just left me saying WTF.
SOOOO artistic.....whatever.
Did he paint a smiley face on her body with his own turd? Fuck!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:08pm.
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Ya you have to get past that initial freak out stage, once you know you're OK it's GO time.
You needed someone to talk you though that stage, if you start freakin out, that or you did too much at once and it slammed you. I always suggest you start with a have G, let in get into you, make sure you're good to go then load up and enjoy the ride.
Art, fart - I don't care what ANYONE says... this is SHIT.
How any of them managed to keep a straight face through this shit-fest is beyond me.
THis is why I want to kick the ass of any cunt who calls themselves an "artiste" - they put out pretentious crap like this!!!
And Shia get a haircut, shave and go to college.
I lasted until :42.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:57pm
AFTER the Arrested Development re-boot wraps, please!
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Did you ever see Michael C in Youth in Revolt?
He played a character and it's nasty alter ego, it was a pretty neat movie.
the last time I did shrooms was 14 years ago and it was a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE trip that left me in a bath tub of ice and barfing my brains out for 10 hours straight.
No. Bueno.
oh please i'm not watching 8:33 minutes of this shit.
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:01pm.
What kind of fuckery is this?
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Nude fuckery ras... :)
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Damn hipsters.
Why do I have the feeling that the guy who directed this was some super thin bearded guy with stretched out ear lobes, wears skin tight deep v t-shirts & woolen caps out in public, and has some life affirming saying tattooed across his collar bone in fancy cursive writing?
Werd.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:56pm.
Speaking of peyote, I did it on my last trip to London (why? dunno. I hadn't done it in years and years, and it seemed more exotic in London). I had seriously one of the weirdest moments of my life. I'd almost call it spiritual.
I'll describe it a bit in Open Post sometime if someone's interested (and I'm in the right mood).
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I dosed out on shrooms a while back and while I've done them many time this ride was by far the closest I've EVER had to a spiritual experience. My buddy and I still talk about it, I have NEVER been so high in my LIFE!! But in a good wild wonderfull trip kinda way.
What in the sweet shit did I just watch? They were mocking art films and drugs right?
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
What kind of fuckery is this?
Ouch. So edgy it hurts. Someone needed their indie cred upped a notch by starring in a "controversial" video (e.g. see Jake G).
Showing tittays, balls and flaccid peens are a day late and a dollar short. Rammstein had full on hardcore penetration and the Dandy Warhols showed snatch and cock in their videos years ago.
I want those 8:33 back!! What an Epic Fail!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:48pm.
This is some trippy LSD shit. Not my chair not my problem!
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HAHAHAHAA I love that fucking guy!! Little bags
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:57pm
AFTER the Arrested Development re-boot wraps, please!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:56pm
well, time to start getting yourself into the right mood ... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
He and Michael Cera need to go away.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:54pm.
Why is this arsehole famous again? He was a child star?
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He was actually a pretty solid child actor but he sure has seemed to grow into quite the little Bag lately.
If you ever get a chance to see the movie Holes he was really good in that, It's a good movie actually. IMO anyway, what the hell do I know:)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:53pm.
HAHAHAHAA I love that fucking guy!! Little bag
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Not now not nevah. No way. You don't like a lighthouse you suck!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Speaking of peyote, I did it on my last trip to London (why? dunno. I hadn't done it in years and years, and it seemed more exotic in London). I had seriously one of the weirdest moments of my life. I'd almost call it spiritual.
I'll describe it a bit in Open Post sometime if someone's interested (and I'm in the right mood).
awwww, I kinda like it, it brings back memories of my 20's...of which I don't have too many of.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:48pm.
This is probably what the bath salt guy saw right before he ate the other guy's face off.
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Lol, nothing like a good face eating bath salt joke to make my day.
That's GOLD Jerry GOLD!!
Why is this arsehole famous again? He was a child star?
He's probably the male equivalent of Blohan. People will remark that he was so talented as a child, but that talent is hidden under thirty layers of skank, crustiness, and venereal disease.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:48pm.
This is some trippy LSD shit. Not my chair not my problem!
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HAHAHAHAA I love that fucking guy!! Little bags
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I don't understand WTF I just watched.
*pauses at the 1 min mark*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
haha@out-James-Franco-ed him
Now let us all pause to give thanks that we haven't seen much of James Franco lately on dlisted. If my memory serves me correctly, the last time was his moob display on the set of some spring break movie.
I hate this asshole and won't watch this.
i'm beginning to understand how one develops an irrational hatred for a celebrity
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I got a contact high from looking at his hipster mug.
This is some trippy LSD shit. Not my chair not my problem!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
What in the hell?? This is probably what the bath salt guy saw right before he ate the other guy's face off.
WTF????? LMAO!!!!
It's like trying to explain a shroom trip to a buddy that didn't dose with you, you can't and unless they were there it just not the same thing..
THIS IS ART! I have a double MFA so I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I will not watch this. He's creepy.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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WTF is this crapfest?
2deep4every1
I like the part where it ends.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.