Shia LaBeouf Goes Shia LaBuff In A Sigur Rós Video
Many of you sent this NSFWness to me with promises of Shia LaBeouf peen, and yes I got a side profile of his peen (at the 0:50 mark), but I also got a whole lot of WTNess. You know how people say when you do peyote, you should do it with a guide? Well, I feel like I should've watched this Sigur Rós video for Fjögur Píanó with a guide. It starts out with Shia and actress Denna Thomsen sniffing butterflies (Mimi's drug of choice) before driving into John Travolta's drag closet by trying each other's clothes on. Then the shit gets HIGHLY artistic when they start doing an interpretive dance that looks like the Scientology mating waltz Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie did when they made Suri with a turkey baster. That dance is also what it looks like when Baryshnikov gives you the Heimlich Maneuver.
After that, gay pirates sashay in, feed Shia and Deena acid pops and blindfold them with pieces of dirty toilet paper before blowing them down a hallway and into a car. I guess if you have to get kidnapped, you might as well get kidnapped by some gay pirates, because at least you'll get a blowout out of it. I don't even know how to explain what happens after that mess. Everyone gets electrocuted by those acid pops! Shia and Deena start breaking shit in Mimi's bedroom! Dead butterfly murder! Shia cries! Donna gets cut with a lollipop of paint! Someone gets dance raped (I think)! The gay pirates clean up (because gay pirates can't stand a mess, even if they made it)! And THEE END.
I mean, all I wanted was some Shia peen. Nobody told me I was going to witness a hipster's Pinterest page come to life. I've never been to Coachella and now I never need to go to Coachella after watching that video, because I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it's like.
And James Franco must be pissed that Shia out-James Franco-ed him.
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DA FUQ IS DIS SHIT???
Hmmm, maybe I am too simple a person to appreciate the depth and meaning in this piece? All I know was the gay pirates made me laugh with abandon, and then I nearly fell asleep... I am quite happy to say I don't get it.
Wth? I feel like my mind was just taken advantage of by a creeper. :(
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Well that's 8 minutes of my life I will never get back.
Am I too old or too stupid or too pedestrian that I just don't get Sigur Ros?
Shia is kinda cute, too bad he is such an asshole.
I wanna bang James Franco's brother, he is a hottie.
Anyway um yeah...i dunno about seeing even stevens dick, its kinda weird.
and he doesn't groom down there, so i don't know if i wanna be exfoliating my face whilst giving a beejee, especially during deep throat.
Nothing to write home about...kind of complains why he's always fighting.
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"MY FAVORITE CEREAL IS LIFE! AND I GOT IT; AND I LIVED!!!"
Got 2B Real : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRHIwO_tE34&feature=relmfu
I hear something of the piano intro from Last Night I Dreamt...?
Everything Sigur Ros creates is beautiful in my eyes and ears. Which is greatly appreciated when there is so much ugliness.
Looks like a tiny thing. Didn't watch the rest too boring.
i never expected something with penis and gay pirates in it to be so boring
and i usually like sigur ros too :(
for a minute I thought they were doing an arty-ass remake of The Brown Bunny with Shia in the Vincent Gallo role, but once I got a quick look at his peen, I figured without the blowjob, I didn't really care what LeBouef/Pouff or whatever the fuck his name is, was doing...
Wow, this does NOTHING for me. NOTHING.
Joseph Gordon Levitt, on the other hand, taking over the role....Now we're talking!
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
"Nobody told me I was going to witness a hipster's Pinterest page come to life...And James Franco must be pissed that Shia out-James Franco-ed him."
I'm very tick-a-lish and this gave me a turkey baster full of tickles! hahahhaha
Damn, he looks alot like this one guy I used to dork in my college days...
I don't need to watch this crap now. I feel like I've already watched a whole movie of crap.
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I am too stupid to get Shia's "art" so I decided not to offend him by watching more than 60 seconds of it.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Oh shit MK! This line right here is a reminder of why I've been coming here daily for over 5 years.
"James Franco must be pissed that Shia out-James Franco-ed him."
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"Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors. But I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!”~Steven Tyler
from even stevens to this?? shame shame
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF
James Franco > Shia LeBeouf
NO!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Thoughts while watching:
Hmmm, Shia's kinda hot. Who is Sigur Ros? And (while laughing out loud), "How can these people do this with a straight face?" So earnest.
The end.
He's incredibly hot.
(I am so ashamed..........)
Gee Whamo, thanks for understanding my sickness!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 4:21pm.
I am ashamed to say - I would! *hides face in hands*
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LOL, he cleans up OK I guess and if you want a little scraggly dirty sex then he's got that covered too, it's all good :)
Wow, that was so deep! BWAHAHAHAH!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This is some hipstercopia,burner bullshit. S.Labeef tries way to hard but I truly believe that James Franco is now plotting to up the antic on this mess. I do like Sigur Rós but it can get a bit boring.
I just had to stop this at 1:56. Could not take one more second. Art for arts sake my ass....
Be Good to Each Other
I am ashamed to say - I would! *hides face in hands*
grrrrrr!
nice, fleshy ass on the boy though.....
Shia is good at making that lost puppy look, and I'll admit he gets me a little bit when he does that but other than that he annoys the crap out of me. I'm kind of on this fence because I liked the last half of this. Le sigh.
is the girl Courtney Love?
Jacko - LMFAO! I had forgotten about this.
"I'm the treemaster"!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:48pm.
This is some trippy LSD shit. Not my chair not my problem!
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HAHAHAHAA I love that fucking guy!! Little bags
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hahahahahaa Thinks he's got it goin bossanova...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ_fnYhI1HU
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
SL can dance; who knew. :) Liked his hair; how old was this vid ;>
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"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
I absolutely adore Sigur Ros and have for years, but this video?!?! meh!
what happened to the genius who made this beautiful one
http://vimeo.com/3986821
Damn, I kept waiting for someone to start singing AT LEAST, just something to tap my feet to.
Shia La Douche has a penis???????????????
All I saw were pubes.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:10pm.
The only movie that I ever Michael Cera in was "Scott Pilgrim v. The World."
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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M.E., I had that exact same experience the one and only time I did the shrooms. All I can remember is being at a party and the carpet started moving, then I was at a club rocking back and forth. Nothing in between. Just felt completely out of control. Too trippy and not in a good way.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:20pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:10pm
ETA: i need a permission slip for the class trip to Paquita's house, please
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LOL! I'll sign it for you no problem Foxxy:)
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:16pm.
Did it with someone I didn't really trust, in a place I wasn't very comfortable and there was not trippy shrooming going on, it was completely all body like I was on speed.
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That's why you had a bad trip! you HAVE to be with someone you know and trust FOR SURE, NEVER do shrooms at a party where no one else is on them because you'll feel extremely uncomfortable and that can set off a bad vibe. You have to be able to totally let go and free your mind. I liked to do them when I was up north camping or at a buddies cottage. 5-10 of you would all be tripping out and CRYING laughing. As you know cause you've had good trips it's all about a good vibe, onve you have that they are the most mentaly liberating drug going IMO! free your souls baby! :)
@ GG...lol, as closer as I've ever had to touching the hand of God for sure! After that trip ESP and other mental states of mind don't seem completely impossible to me. I know that sounds all "wow man" but it definitely opened up parts of my mind that have never been opened. Again I know it sounds like trippy BS but I really was fundamentally moved by that experience, It was wonderful.
oh gawd...i just watched a douchebag's peen...that's 50 seconds i'll never get back...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I still would...
I've flushed more inspirational turds... Junk
We've got bush, we've, got, bush!!!
Everyone in the video looked like they could use a good scrubbing.
I want to know what Frankie Muniz thinks of this. I bet he's jealous.
I love it.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:10pm
no, thanks, i'll check it out. imdb'ed it -- great supporting cast
ETA: i need a permission slip for the class trip to Paquita's house, please
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I didn't even know what a hipster was before, and I've just recently started meeting a lot of them, and I can honestly say I'm grossed out.
What the hell is this crap? Just because you know a bunch of tricks in After Effects doesn't mean you need to use them all at the same time.
You know they all sat around a converted warehouse and attempted to ascribe deep, meaningful significance to every scene when the actual meaning of everything is, "We were high as fuck."
Whamo, I wanna hear about your peyote experience. I have a peyote plant in my backyard but have never tried it. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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