Monday, June 18th 2012

Ryan Gosling Dancing To C+C Music Factory = GOLD


Before Mickey Mouse Club and long before he made womankind flip their nipples off by dating THAT BITCH (government name: Eva Mendes), Ryan Gosling sang out "When A Man Loves A Woman" and busted out some sweet awesome moves to C+C Music Factory at a Mormon talent show in 1991. This gem is hilarious from the matching neck-to-ankle silk outfits to Ryan doing the Roger Rabbit to Ryan play fighting for the spotlight with his sister Mandi to the New Kids moves to the L.A. Looks gel in his hair (I'm guessing). Bottle this up and label that bottle: the epitome of 90s dorkiness.

I know what you're thinking and yes, it's totally weird that you want to convert this to VHS, play it for your friends at parties and tell them that your future husband has always had sweet moves and you really hope your future children inherit their father's jazz hands. Totally weird.

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Anonymouse73's picture

"Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:02am.

That was cute and all, but his whiteboy version of Cry for You by Jodeci on the Mickey Mouse Club never gerts old:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgGWHtVIhQ"

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WHY ARE THEIR CLOTHES TEN SIZES TOO BIG??!?

Jayda's picture

so cute! his sis was better though

shandi's picture

He was a good dancer. He kept the beat at the beginning, too, whereas his sister didn't. I think she was following his lead. What I really liked it that it looked like he was really having fun.

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Oh, gurrrrrl!

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Lily85's picture

OMG, he was a such cute kid.
Ownnn I miss the 90s, we were so out of place and weird.

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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:37pm.
I wanna know where is Mindy now???

there you go:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7zfo3_interview-ryan-mindy-gosling_sho...

CeeCee's picture

Ugh, used to do these all the time as a Mormon kid. They're called Roadshows and they make a couple hundred pounds of spaghetti and all the families bring their own plates, cups and utensils. Free entertainment. Always really cheesy. I remember this one where I had to dress like Raggedy Ann and get wound up by a Gepetto character and I moved around all robotic. Then when he'd leave the stage we'd do the jitterbug and dance crazily. Then when he came back we'd dance like robots again. Sigh.

They're really big on preforming. That's why you have all those Mormon ballroom dancers on Dancing With The Stars. When the whole "Mormons aren't allowed to dance" myth got started, I don't know. Oh yeah, Brandon Flowers was in my ward.

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Submitted by complication on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 3:04am.

"I specifically checked the comments to see if anyone else noticed this! I was like WTF who is filming this and focusing just on him, its not like it would be family either if its him and his siter... dark-sided :/"

Submitted by Boo1212 on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:40pm.

"That was fun to watch but how creepy is the person not taping both of them but just him.....just sayin'"

If only all adults were this alert.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

Oh please like we don't all have a video of us acting like dorks as kids. I know I do.

Still hot.

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buckeyemama's picture

Ha ha ha! Daughter and I watched Crazy, Stupid Love last night. She was drooling about him. I told her that I thought he was rather average looking and she was po'd. Meh, I like 'em dirty Johnny Depp, RDJ, Mark Wahlberg.

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it's hammertime! i only watched about a minute of this, but what i saw was cute...
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jalynne.... what was Lindsay Alley like at school?? HUGE MMC fan so any dirt is good! :)

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They never let him dance like that on MMC! When little kids like that perform like that, you know they have something special and need to show it and THAT is why parents put their kids in showbiz.

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scallywagy's picture

The matching outfit brings tears (where can I still buy myself MC hammer pants?) as well and of course you better believe that Ryan has it hidden somewhere in the basement for the day he and Eva make junior Ryan Goslings. Hawt bixch!

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/06/omg-ryan-gosling-as-a-child-perf...

Daniee's picture

Haha! He was always a charmer it seems.

I kind of like him cause he seems like such a nice guy who loves to act and takes it seriously. Other actors really seem to like him too. He has shown such great work in mostly indie films. I loved Lars and the Real Girl. He is definitely a dork on the inside (wasn't he taken out of school or something due to bullying?) and I have always thought he was on the outside as well to a degree (that's why I don't get the panty slinging) and it very much seems like he does not get what all of the fuss is over too.
Plus, lame Justin Timberlake is totally jealous of his success and that's awesome.

ewe's picture

I think the deal with Ryan is a case of mistaken identity - people watch The Notebook and think that he is the character he played.

Also, I miss the 90s when guys could actually dance their asses off. Nobody dances like this anymore. I say bring back the roger rabbit, the running man, the butterfly, fuck I even want to see me some electric slides.

cheray's picture

Oh the energy and enthusiasm.......wonder if he still has it?

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Submitted by complication on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 3:04am.

there's yahoo story re this video - says it was taped by kid friend of Ryan (guy). if around Ryan's age, maybe he didn't want to look like he was crushin' on his buddy's sister?

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his head is fucking HUGE.

Didn't Bullock fuck around with this kid for a while, after Murder By Numbers?

Eh, I get him confused with Josh Lucas, from Sweet Home Alabama. One of them is cute-ish.

I specifically checked the comments to see if anyone else noticed this! I was like WTF who is filming this and focusing just on him, its not like it would be family either if its him and his siter... dark-sided :/

Submitted by Boo1212 on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:40pm.

That was fun to watch but how creepy is the person not taping both of them but just him.....just sayin'

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QuweenJillian's picture

haha THIS is nothing! You wanna see embarrassing? Watch him here =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgGWHtVIhQ

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Cookie_Monster_'s picture

I've never gotten the fuss about this dude either. He's completely fugly, my cousin looks just like him and he got beat up in high school for being a nerd!

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:18am.

Im joining your team as well. he is overrated.

precociousmagpie's picture

His sister is the better dancer, so I guess she's a heroin addict now or something. And please tell me *WHO* designed those pants?! I simply must have them copied in every fabric imaginable.

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I am team don't see the fuss over Ryan Gosling...I never saw The Notebook, is this why people like him?

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TOPANGA's picture

That was cute and all, but his whiteboy version of Cry for You by Jodeci on the Mickey Mouse Club never gerts old:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgGWHtVIhQ

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cuute

I fully expected to cringe but that was hilarious!
Well done, boyfriend.

18thCenturyFox's picture

aww and I was just listening to Dead Man's Bones!

Plus, the Roger Rabbit made my life hell in eighth grade. My private non parochial all girls school forced us to attempt this shit in P.E,. of course the one Filipina had a good laugh at our expense.

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WTF happend to him since? he was cooler as a kid than now. yeah he can act but so what?

Naughychimp's picture

Pretty sweet stuff. No complaints from me. Ryan & Mindy look like they're having fun and they're bustin' their white kids moves... no hating from me.

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Submitted by Boo1212 on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:40pm.

That was fun to watch but how creepy is the person not taping both of them but just him.....just sayin'

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Anyway, THIS HERE is the reason why I can't find Ryan Gosling remotely hot. He seems like a decent guy, but to me, he is absolutely the same lame douchey kid he is in this video, he just has a different shtick now.

Yes that was a bit cheesy but I give him props for knowing how to work an audience at such a young age.

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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:37pm.

I wanna know where is Mindy now???

a strippers pole..or life time tv show?

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The little pants, the moves bwahahahah What a cutie! lolololol

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Eccentricity84's picture

This is everything that wa great about being a kid in the 90s... and now I see why we weren't overweight... Do you see how much movement was involved in the dancing!!??!! So cute!

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That was fun to watch but how creepy is the person not taping both of them but just him.....just sayin'

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Paquita's picture

I wanna know where is Mindy now???

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P.T.Bull's picture

First of all, the girl is busting better moves, if I used the vernacular properly. Personally I don't dig pre-pubescents singing adult love songs, but it probably cheered sandusky up while he waits to go to prison.

Got some real stage moms behind this one. I can just see them pushing up the corners of their mouths from the front row to tell the kids to smile more.

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thaaaaat's embarrassing.

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kittymuffin's picture

His head looks like an acorn.. kinda miss the mc hammer pants

kittymuffin's picture

His head looks like an acorn.. kinda miss the mc hammer pants

cornpone's picture

I would love for an interviewer to confront him with this video. He would have some really good commentary for it. Also, yes, of course I want to see him dance like this now.

Akare's picture

Bwahahaha had to comment...

I want to see him do those moves NOW hahahahaha. And who the fuck was filming this? I hope it wasn't his parents, the video is 90% Ryan and like 0.5% Myndy, the rest is the pure gayness in the air.
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jalynne's picture

I feel less and less cheated for not having cable as a kid when I see these things. I went to school with Lindsey Alley I suppose that was punishment enough.

cripbabe's picture

that was a Mormon talent show? he probably could've lined up five or six future sister wives with that kind of godly action alone. seriously, that little geekball can really kick it!!

Gardening Girl's picture

I always thought he had a touch of anencephali going on...this proves it. Look at that water head!

i was just telling someone I was sick of Ryan Gosling. After the Notebook, it's been all down hill. But I love him again after seeing this!