Making A Lifetime Movie Is Hard
Deadline says that two crew members in the hair department of Lifetime's Liz & Dick had to leave production early on Friday, because they were so worked out and had to be treated for "severe dehydration and exhaustion" at the hospital. Most of us had to be treated for exhaustion after we laughed out our last breath from LiLo saying that she passed out after working 85 hours in 4 days, but a source says she isn't lying. The source says that every crew member has been working their assholes off 20 hours a day, every day.
Liz & Dick's shooting schedule is only 20 days long, so everyone involved has been doing some slave labor shit to get that mess done. To which I say, WHYYYYYYY? They're making a Lifetime movie, they're not creating an important piece of cinema like a remake of Showgirls or something. If you're an ER doctor and some thirsty and tired bitch comes, because they're killing themselves to make a Lifetime movie, you should treat them with a slap to the face and tell them to slap their boss. It's not that serious. It's a Lifetime movie. Most of the audience is going to sleep while watching it, so the crew should sleep while making it.
I'm still not buying it, though.
Either this is just a PR cover for Lazy Bitch Lohan or those hairdressers accidentally inhaled too many of those funny-looking "dandruff flakes" on LiLo's scalp.
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I love it when actors ( and now apparently hairdressers ) try to convince me how hard they had to work.... for 20 days straight.
Bitch, please. Go talk to a new mother if you want to know the meaning of "dehydrated" and "exhausted". You don't see many of them showing up at the ER. You know why? Because they're not also doing coke and meth.
I wouldn't be surprised if they're putting this story out to make it look like Blohan's episode was a legitimate health complaint. "See! It's not that she was being a stupid, lazy junkie! Other people on the set are 'exhausted' too!"
They forget that most people aren't stupid and would realize that even if two hair-dressers are being treated for exhaustion, they most likely have far less downtime than Lohan and therefore have a more legitimate excuse.
Helena: I think it WILL be epic. If it ever gets made. And I think it will.
No matter what, people are going to watch it. I can't farking WAIT for that shit.
Personally, I'd like to see some dirt on how Lohan and her co-star are getting along. Either he is totally disgusted by her or they are banging each other.
I really and truly want this movie to be epic. It won't be, of course, but I can dream.
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Devil's advocate.
If ever I wanted to jump through the screen and strangle someone, It would be this $2 whore.
the best lifetime movie was Alyssa Milano as Amy Fisher in Casualties of Love: The Long Island Lolita Story.
THAT movie was DA BOMB for 2 reasons, 1. Alyssa Milano playing a long island lolita and 2. Mary Jo Buttafuoco.
I want to be LoopyGorillaButtafuoco
A bad Lifetime drama is far easier to watch than any epi of the Kardashians. With the Kardashians, I just want to throw stuff at the screen. With Lifetime, I just want to yell, "Don't date him! He's lying to get in your pants!" Or "It sounds like a lovely weekend getaway but it's not!"
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Please: It's "rahnday."
YES!!! I hate to admit it, but when Lifetime is running one of their "women who kill" movie weekends, and they show that Betty Broderick mini-series in one 4 hour block, I am SO there with a pizza and liter of diet coke. How can I pass up watching every over the top, crazy, delicious tacky goodness minute of that made for TV disaster?
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:34pm.
For better or worse, tons of people watch Lifetime movies--I've watched (and thoroughly enjoyed) a few myself. Elyse Keaton as Betty Broderick was simply sublime!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:31pm.
Id probably wanna play hooker no.6 in purple dress in far left corner of the club getting digitally aroused.
only cuz i like to say i was finger banged.
i really like saying "finger banged" today.
Submitted by chinlee3 on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:08pm.
When was the last time you watched a lifetime movie? When was the last time anyone you know watched a lifetime movie?
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For better or worse, tons of people watch Lifetime movies--I've watched (and thoroughly enjoyed) a few myself. Elyse Keaton as Betty Broderick was simply sublime!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:42pm.
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Loopy, I'll be hooker in purple, GG could be Chick No. 5 *GG we could switch too* Who will you play Loopy? Thor's Bowler dick? You still MUST bring your long BLACK HAIR wig, please! You must...
About this mess, well Grant used to be cute... that's all I got! Lohan ain't suckering me into caring...
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When was the last time you watched a lifetime movie? When was the last time anyone you know watched a lifetime movie?
I think I am developing a crush on Loopy!
She looks and probably smells like a walking disease, I swear I have to Lysol my computer screen after looking at this bitch. I don't know what to say anymore but FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LINDSAY
When will people quit covering for this hack? These people are going to put her in the grave covering up her addiction. I remember she got into trouble for showing up late for that awful Georgia Rule movie and Felicity Huffman was asked about it and she said she was the drunk one on the set not Blohan. Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
well how come Grant Bowler who is playing dick, hasnt collapsed with exhaustion?
Hohan better watch her ass because soon she will be playing
Checkout Chick No. 5
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Hooker in purple mini skirt in the far left corner of the club getting digitally aroused.
Ever hear of "Brent's Law?" Ever hear of SAG?
20 hour shoot days? In a row?
Nope.
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Ugh. The only qualifications this bitch has to play the goddess Elizabeth are her giant tits.
I wonder if she expects to win an Oscar for this.
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I LOVE Lifetime movies. They are so bad they're good:
Friends Til The End
Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
Bad to the Bone
The Babysitter's Seduction
Death of a Cheerleader
Another Woman's Husband
Dying To Belong
Murder In The Hamptons
A Face To Kill For
My personal favorites. But they're all pretty delicious.
This all sounded so familiar that I took a trip down memory lane and came across this quote in an article that came out just before Herbie: Fully Loaded. She was hospitalized for exhaustion during that movie--
"I’m a very honest person and, I feel like I’m very sincere and I don’t take anything for granted. I feel blessed, lucky, appreciative and I’m thankful, not some crazy Tara-Reid-esque party animal," she adds, laughingly. "I wanna be in this for the long run."
The whole article is here:
http://www.girl.com.au/lindsay-lohan-herbie-fully-loaded.htm
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Gdamn this damn bitch! Plus I heard she went out clubbing til 1am. She's crying about "85 hours work straigh" but she done went on coke/alch binges triple that. *punches wine bottle
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I actually watch The Client List(the Jennifer Love Hewitt show) and they ran a promo for this last night as "coming in the fall."
I do extra work a lot and I have been on many sets where both extras and crew have been treated for dehydration or heat exhaustion. Like when they film winter scenes in summer and it is 85 degrees and you're wearing a coat and hat for 10 hours. Most of the time an on set medic treats them but depending on the shoot and their insurance policies and such sometimes they need them to go to a real doctor for paperwork reasons.
Sea Jasper please, you know these hair dressin' bitches were tweakin' the fuck out on some Lohan grade "White Oprah's coffee" and just needed some hospital times.
Demi Moore trashed her career for less than Lohan grade bad shit...What was that? Some internet fake weed and heliium @ some tween fest?
Naw, give these whores some top shelf hospital jello, a Gatorade, some internet Xanax and a nap. They'll be just fine...They've been officially Lohaned now.
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Its not possible that she worked 84 hours in the course of 4 days, her rep claimed she worked from 7 pm to 8 am the night before her exhaustion. That means she worked 13 hours one day (like us civilians) and would had to have worked 22plus hours every other day. Not bloody likely. And EARTH TO HOLLYWOODLAND- no normal person goes to the hospital for "exhaustion".
oh just throw Jo from the Facts of Life on there with some forever 21 jewelry, nobody will know the difference.
If it's taking 20 days to film Blohan in this movie, how long did it take to film the Lifetime classic "Co-ed Callgirl".
http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/co-ed-call-girl
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 6:19pm.
Really? Is that why she's been at Chateau Marmont until after 1:00am Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights this past weekend?
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PLEASE GIVE HER A BREAK, SHE HAD SOME DICKS AND/OR VAGINAS TO MOLEST AND DINA'S RENT TO PAY. :)
The CA Wage Order for the film industry caps the work-day for non-professional/non-managerial employees at 16 hours (with OT and meal-breaks). I really doubt the producers would violate that reg, esply if the union is overseeing the shoot. (The work-day runs from reporting for duty till dismissal; driving and dinks at the Marmont don't count.)
Here's a (stultifying) link if anyone cares: http://www.dir.ca.gov/IWC/IWCArticle12.pdf
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Please: It's "rahnday."
So exhausted and yet Lohan manages to go out partying on Friday night.
Really? Is that why she's been at Chateau Marmont until after 1:00am Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights this past weekend? Oh wait. She didn't stay until 4:00 which proves she was "exhausted".
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Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 4:53pm.
No no, that's not it. It's that Blohan has been chugging the sauce for so long that she doesn't even realize that water can be drunk.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
i work double shifts all time so suck it up pussies working on that shitfest.
blame lindsay cause her salary ate up your food & water budget.
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I agree, and they admitted they were fucked up while making the movie (maybe not Martin Sheen, but I don't know)
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 3:19pm.
Fool, if Tori Spelling can churn them out, then your stupid,lazy and untalented ass can do one.
No truer words have ever been posted (on Dlisted.)
When I read this headline I hear Britney Spears saying, "Making a Lifetime movie is hard, y'all!"
Submitted by skinny fat:
"SEVERE" exhaustion and dehydration. Apparently there's no budget for water.
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Nah, there's plenty of water. It's just that this particular Dumb Bitch is Soooo HIGH, she can't bother to remember to drink it.
You know what's exhausting? This bitch.
Submitted by doncorleone on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 4:08pm.
They slaughtered a cow in a supposedly authentic ritual that is done in real life so Coppola thought I guess if they do it in real life, we can do it in the movie at the end in a ritual something or other.
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That's fucked up and they were all fucked up making that movie and Coppola is a fatty fat fatty and his wines are decent, nothing great.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 3:02pm.
This is what happens when you have a budget of $465.82.
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
BUT Liz taylor was gorgeous. How did this happen?
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Maybe it was a goat - I was drunk the couple of times I did see it
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 4:04pm.
they slaughtered a cow doing AN? francis coppola is a has been fatso.
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he makes awesome fucking wines, though
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I thought it was a goat. somwthing about the head.
unless the goat part was how Dennis Hopper must have smelled.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 3:36pm.
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Werd.
They slaughtered a cow in a supposedly authentic ritual that is done in real life so Coppola thought I guess if they do it in real life, we can do it in the movie at the end in a ritual something or other.
they slaughtered a cow doing AN? francis coppola is a has been fatso.
The thing about most Lifetime movies is the women in jeopardy could resolve most of the plots if they just kept a handgun in the bedroom.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
ME - Dont you mean "I love the smell of cigarette smoke and vomit in the morning". This is Lohan remember?
Submitted by doncorleone on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 3:46pm.
MissDior -
The "Apocalypse Now" of Lifetime movies - fuck that's priceless!!!! The difference is this: Martin Sheen had a REAL massive heart attack, Coppola cheated on his wife and broke up his marriage 3 times, Dennis Hopper did not bathe for 2 months, Brando showed up fat and didn't know his lines, they slaughtered a real cow on the set, the island natives went on strike, they had to borrow real military copters each day, and a monsoon hit. The biggest one though is AN is a classic awesome movie. This Blohan film is destined for MST3K. Dumbasses in Hollywood.
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