Well, if I’m going to give you some shitty news I might as well do it while giving you a picture of Jack Osbourne’s French Bulldog making a sad face while trapped in a baby bjorn. It’s true that shitty news isn’t as shitty when delivered with a French Bulldog in a baby bjorn. Doctors say!
26-year-old Jack Osbourne tells People that just two weeks after his fiancee gave birth to their first kid, a girl named Pearl Clementine, the happiness he felt from breathing in baby diarrhea and wiping baby drool from his shoulder was dimmed by shitty news from his doctor. Jack went in to see the doctor, because he lost 60% of his vision in his right eye. After the doctors ran tests, they told him that he has MS and that’s the reason why he lost vision in his eye. Jack tells People that the timing couldn’t have sucked more:
“I was just angry and frustrated and kept thinking, ‘Why now?’ I’ve got a family and that’s what’s supposed to be the most important thing. Then I got really sad for about two days, and after that I realized: ‘Being angry and upset is not going to do anything at this point—if anything it’s only going to make it worse.’ ‘Adapt and overcome’ is my new motto.”
Sharon Osbourne told Hello! that after she found out, she asked herself if it was something she ate while pregnant and wondered if it was her fault. Ozzy Osbourne said, “If it was me, you’d think: ‘Ozzy had a reputation and it caught up with him’, but Jack is such a good guy.”
Jack’s doctors put him on meds and he will undergo several holistic therapy treatments. Jack’s also been told to zen out as much as possible, because stress can flare that shit up. (I guess that means Jack isn’t going to watch any old episodes of his family’s reality show, because watching that shit is a stressful experience. Worrying about which one of their ten thousand dogs is going to shit on the carpet next is stressful!) Jack should also watch A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes: The Annette Funicello, because it will soothe him to see that despite everything, Annette still has gorgeous eyebrows that look like shooting stars made of hair.