Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Birdman who interrupted the US Open trophy ceremony yesterday with his majestic bird calls! Or is it, the US Open trophy ceremony interrupted the Birdman's majestic bird calls? Yeah, I think it's the latter.
It's all Bob Costas' fault, because he brought out the Birdman by saying the word "birdie" in a full voice. The Birdman, who sort of looks like the product of a young Frasier's bath salts-fueled love affair with a British cockatoo, then fluttered out, took his place and started hollerin' out bird calls. Shit was so golden that Bob Costas' cemented toupee almost shifted and this almost gave me a reason to start watching golf.
That Webb Simpson dude just won some trophy, so I will overlook him laughing at his own smug "enjoy the jail cell" joke. Obviously, he meant "enjoy the cage with a blanket over it," because birds don't go to jail! Even cracked out, crazy ones. But Webb really should've said, "Enjoy the fame, because you're going to get more media attention than I am." And rightly fucking so!
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That sucks that the Birdman was arrested for such a trivial stunt. Why not arrest all those Wall Street high ranking criminals just as easily?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4379759/Birdman-swoops-on-US-O...
Also, who needs a 6'5", 300 lb., bodyguard, when a short, bald, stuffy, middle-aged golfer will do? Hilarious the way he angrily drags him away.
Oh Bob Costas: you're such a wordsmith.FU Sportsboy.I would watch way more golf if this shit happened regularly. The golfer was prolly a little freaked out. Then again, his outfit prolly blended in with the crowd.
Most of the spectators on golf courses are drunker than sheee-it! "IN THE HOLE" is one of my favorite shout-outs (not!).
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Jail cell?
This guy for sure lives in a gated community.
It's San Francisco, not that odd that one Democrat showed up at a Golf Tournament.
The most hilarious thing I've seen all day.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Was that Kelsey Grammar?
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
I can't decide which sport I like less...golf, or the NBA. It's really a tough question.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Golf is so fucking stupid. How people can watch it on TV with nodding off is beyond me. How people call it a sport is laughable. Sure, it takes some skill to aim that ball I guess, but a sport? Nope. I mean, they either walk slowly from hole to hole or ride a cart. It's not like they are power walking. And to think people make millions of dollars doing this while teachers and firefighters and policemen, etc work for a tiny fraction of what they make. It annoys me.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I spent the weekend with golf friends and boy did they take this seriously, starting with cursing out loud that NBC started coverage like ten minutes late.
Did you know Tiger Woods knew he wasn't going to win on Saturday so at the finals on Sunday he just didn't show.
this is still making me laugh!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Wow. That golfer sure does think he's one important man.
this was in San Francisco. i'm shocked anytime there's NOT a crazy outburst. i worked as a volunteer when the President's Cup and WGC was at Harding Park, right down the road from The Olympic. let's just say it ain't an Augusta National-type gallery :-)
@ Jack - yes he did suck and it was hilarious to watch the wheels come off
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I saw this live and honestly it was kind of startling and creepy. I thought Simpson handled himself quite well continuing on with the interview without skipping a beat. I didn't find his "enjoy your jail cell..." comment at all offensive. If it happened to me, I'd probably would be more like "whose the asshole and can you get him out of my space?"
Also, I'd be shocked if the guy wasn't arrested for disorderly conduct just like the douches who go on the field of baseball games.
That's fucking hilarious! Love how the douchey golfer was gonna completely ignore that it even happened until Costas mentioned it.
If not for Birdman, I wouldn't know who Webb Simpson is...now I know he's a smug tight ass preppy!
That guys not gonna go to jail just for interrupting a golfer's sentence, so that golfer guy is an idiot.
I wanted to like Simpson, but when he finished his round, he told Li'l Bob how much he had been praying. Then he said, "Praise the Lord" when McDowell missed his putt, giving Simpson the win. So OK, I thought...he's a Christian. Nothing so wrong with that...
But the Birdman brought out Webb's true colors. I think it was a nervous laugh from Simpson after the "enjoy the jail cell, pal" remark. He's just self-aware enough to know that douchey attitude doesn't play as well outside the country club locker room, but not self-aware enough to realize it before he instinctively made such a joke.
Self-righteousness + snobbery = dickbag.
Si non est alterum, est matrem-futuens alterum.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:30am.
LOL so this guy is a loony, displaying strange inappropriate behavior in public, esp. when there is a camera on him...
Surely he is a Dlister! One of us! One of us!
Fess up, slutz and slores! Which one of you was at the U.S. Open, wearing a funny hat and acting the fool?
Sucknfuck...for sure.
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America.. fuck yeah!
LOL so this guy is a loony, displaying strange inappropriate behavior in public, esp. when there is a camera on him...
Surely he is a Dlister! One of us! One of us!
Fess up, slutz and slores! Which one of you was at the U.S. Open, wearing a funny hat and acting the fool?
That was the single most entertaining moment of the whole telecast.
Oh and whats with the comment "Enjoy the jail time?" Fuck off you preppy twat.No one goes to jail for interrupting a drone who can hit little white balls across grassy fields.
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America.. fuck yeah!
Hekki, that is hilarious!!! You should ask Birdman to be there to break the fight with his bird chanting over Lindsay's future (HAHAHAHA I have to support you on that one)
FCK Tiger and his tramps.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA what a maroon... Whattaya expect after drinking beer in the sun all day. People get stupid. It was a great open, this guy made an unbelievable come back... Tiger SUCKED.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Simpson's only 27 or so and came from like 29th place on Friday to win it all. It was a great, tight US Open. For me, the best thing was Tiger sucked and almost got topped by a 17-year-old amateur. Tiger was back to cursing on camera and blaming everything but himself for sucking.
I don't think Birdman will be invited to any more tour stops.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:37am
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Heki, I'm on your side. No way is she going anywhere but down.
OT, I watched part of this tournament , Tiger just can't get it together .
that was funny!!!!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
That Kelsey Grammer-looking crazy guy set me up for the day. HUGE belly laugh with a cuppa and I'm good.
Also, I want to spank that preppy little trophy holder. He's adorable.
OT: Mr. Hekki and I had an argument about the worth of Lindsay Lohan's life this morning. (We never argue!) It was good-natured, but still... How can I be married to someone who thinks she is going to wind up a millionaire in a big house, with plum movie roles? I maintain she's going to end up like Ginger in "Casino".
That's funny, I love the way he's framed when he walks in to the shot! WhAAA WhAAA WhAAAA