The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 18th!

At the secret SAG headquarters for the Liz and Dick movie... "How many times do I have to tell you? We're not shitfaced, we're 'exhausted'". - Mani6

Runners-up:

You say incontinent, I say incompetent. Let's call the whole thing off. - maejones

Such a shame... flushin away a perfectly good white woman. - jack-n-the-hat

Even after a careful explanation, Fergie still doesn't get when or where she should piss. - kremland

via Gravy Holocaust

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Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 9:14pm.

Thanks skanks...congrats to all the wieners.

Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 2:58pm.

Such a shame... flushin away a perfectly good white woman. - jack-n-the-hat

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Ahahahahahhahaha!

I want my 2 dollars!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:36pm.

JACK! Get your azz in here! You are getting SERVICED!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:34pm.

Awesome job everyone! *gropes Jack's asscakes*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:19am.

Congrats Mani6, maejones, jacko and kremland!!! Great job sluts.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:04am.

LMAO, and special blow job hummer for Jack!!!!!

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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 9:25am.

These caps were brilliant!

*lets Jacko motorboat me. Pretends not to notice his other eye getting poked out.*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 9:16am.

Congrats to mah Jack♥, Mani and all the winners!!!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 9:05am.

LOL @ Mani!!

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 8:58am.

Congrats winners! LOL @ jack!

Mountain Dew is the Andre of sodie pop. - Michael K

Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 8:33am.

Mani6 that was perfect. You guys are hilarious.

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"Bye, Whore" -MK

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 8:31am.

Congrats whores and thank you MIGUELINA!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by thewbang on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:33am.

If you seek A-yourself, Ms. Spears. That's it, no Adderall for you for Greensboro auditions.

Submitted by offbeatron on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 6:56am.

Maam, you are gonna have to take your Golden Shower lovin' fantasies to somewhere private. This is the Montana State Republican Convention and the men in line here have too many prostate problems to deal with you right now. Besides the only kinky thing these men like to do in public restrooms is tap their foot.

Submitted by offbeatron on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 7:14am.

Maam, of course it is all sticky around the edge... men can't aim unless they have a rifle in their hand.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 5:45am.

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Submitted by mckaret on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 4:47am.

"That's right Taylor... Beyonce should have won the Grammy....and I ain't sorry!"

Submitted by Heggie on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 3:08am.

"Miss, if you'd please come with us. Urinal lot of trouble".

Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:45am.

Good to see I can still get you all wound up, "Tyroen"!

Submitted by ljordan on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:27am.

"Gurl, cover it up! You know a va-jay-jay creeps me out!" LA Reid to Brit Brit backstage at X Factor.

Submitted by marcusbacus on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 1:25am.

Look, bitch... I don't care how big your clitors is. You're not a man.

Submitted by Tyroen on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:42am.

Sarah Palin, putting the "trickle" in trickle-down economics.

Submitted by Tyroen on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:37am.

Jenna Bush, too drunk at the bar, ignores the African-American gentleman's plights, much like her father during Hurricane Katrina.

Submitted by Tyroen on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:33am.

At prom, Bristol Palin introduces her child to its birthin' cake.

Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:06am.

Chasing high ratings, Bristol busted out "The Wasilla Whizzer" on the premiere of Life's a Tripp.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:45pm.

Aubrey O'Day finally gets some attention for her 'gina.

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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:37pm.

Lindsay follows in the footsteps of Octomom and makes her own porn, and she stars in the first movie that launched her career, Penis Trap.

Submitted by PerverTITo on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:51pm.

No J-lo, that's NOT the way to toilet train casper.

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Species 2012- Starring Octomom

Submitted by PerverTITo on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:50pm.

Put the baster down Octomom and I may gave you my semen as a gift.

Submitted by easter bunny on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:40pm.

Ma'am I didn't say "urinate" I said "You're an 8", but with tits, you could be a 10.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:14pm.

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Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:03pm.

But officer, my boss Lindsay Lohan is playing Elizabeth Taylor in a movie and she said that she pisses White Diamonds now. I'm just trying to get my own diamonds!

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Submitted by Nell on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:59pm.

Michelle Duggar simply made an emergency pitstop to have a baby, why the fuss?

Submitted by flax mcswiggan on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:51pm.

Those Target security folks dont play......bitch aint gettin away with the hockey puck!

Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:50pm.

Hey....hey it's cool, man, I'm just cooking up my bath salts. Be outta here in a- MA'AM GET YOUR TEETH OFF MY FACE!!!!

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by fleawatch on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:48pm.

Ah, the moment Kanye finally told Kim that he is not an NBA player.........

Submitted by bikefitter on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:47pm.

Bitch can't you read? Sign said Don't Smoke the Big White Mint.

Submitted by bikefitter on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:45pm.

But Mackauley said Liz and Michael banged in the pisser all the time!! I'm rehearsing!!

Submitted by Euromutt on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:41pm.

Lilo is too exhausted to walk the few more steps required to make it to the Ladies.

Submitted by mercury_rising on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:33pm.

And the truly scary part is that she didn't even realize that the janitor had left a plunger in there.

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Submitted by C6 on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:16pm.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 10:31pm.

A few years ago in Minnesota, a couple got busted fucking in a shitter stall in the men's bathroom at an arena during some sort of sporting event.
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Just ill. Know people do it, but just hearing about it is enough to make me gag. Those fking stalls do NOT get cleaned frequently or regularly. Can't.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 9:01pm.

A few years ago in Minnesota, a couple got busted fucking in a shitter stall in the men's bathroom at an arena during some sort of sporting event. I keep thinking how when I was young, I would put on some smooth music, turn the apartment lights down low, and try to seduce a women--and here this bitch just meets a guy at a game and agrees to fuck him in the men's bathroom... I guess times are changing.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 8:58pm.

I know its the obvious thing, but I just have to go there too: LILO: "For the last time, I didn't pass out, I was SLEEPING!"

Submitted by C6 on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 8:54pm.

Drunk woman: "I dropped my dignity somewhere here, I'm just waiting a bit."

Employee: "Miss, your dignity, hygiene, fashion sense and hair left the building earlier today but keep pissing away whatever's left. It worked for Kardashian."