Afternoon Crumbs

Katy Perry poses with her mini-mes at the Much Music Awards and you can go ahead and add “a child’s chest” to the list of places two cherry cupcakes should never be placed – Jezebel

But why is Stacy Keibler dressed like a Smooth Criminal extra? I bet George Clooney is into that shit. Kinky fuck. – Lainey Gossip

Kate Upton’s patriotic chichis on GQ – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Flop of Ages – Celebitchy

The Queer as Folk reunion is nothing without legendary gay slut Brian Kinney – Towleroad

Wheelchair Jimmy’s entourage won’t snitch on The Difficult Brown – The Superficial 

If you need Jim Carrey, he’ll be papering the walls of his fap room with Emma Stone’s Vogue spread – The Berry 

The Lesbeaver’s au pair at the MuchMusic Awards – Hollywood Tuna

X-Factor will never get rid of Nicole ScherMINGEr – Popoholic

Bitch, please, ScarJo and B. Coop were just having a kiki – ICYDK

I didn’t know John Travolta uses the name “Brian Hilburn” when he works as a casting agent for A&F – OMG Blog

Betty Draper goes ginge, is no Joan – Popsugar

“Carrie Underwood is not a Christ-en-uuuuh!” so says some gay marriage-hating Christians – IDLYITW

Busting brains 4 Jeebus! – Videogum

Jennifer Nettles is knocked up – I’m Not Obsessed

I don’t see Waldo, but I do see a douchebag – SOW

And yet, the smelliest and most misbehaved animal at Maria Menounos’ party was Donald Trump – Cityrag

Simon Cowell also has the world’s most recognizable set of tits – Hollywood Rag 

Nicole Kidman looks her father in a wig and rubber lips – Just Jared