Monday, June 18th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Katy Perry poses with her mini-mes at the Much Music Awards and you can go ahead and add "a child's chest" to the list of places two cherry cupcakes should never be placed - Jezebel

But why is Stacy Keibler dressed like a Smooth Criminal extra? I bet George Clooney is into that shit. Kinky fuck. - Lainey Gossip

Kate Upton's patriotic chichis on GQ - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Flop of Ages - Celebitchy

The Queer as Folk reunion is nothing without legendary gay slut Brian Kinney - Towleroad

Wheelchair Jimmy's entourage won't snitch on The Difficult Brown - The Superficial 

If you need Jim Carrey, he'll be papering the walls of his fap room with Emma Stone's Vogue spread - The Berry 

The Lesbeaver's au pair at the MuchMusic Awards - Hollywood Tuna

X-Factor will never get rid of Nicole ScherMINGEr - Popoholic

Bitch, please, ScarJo and B. Coop were just having a kiki - ICYDK

I didn't know John Travolta uses the name "Brian Hilburn" when he works as a casting agent for A&F - OMG Blog

Betty Draper goes ginge, is no Joan - Popsugar

"Carrie Underwood is not a Christ-en-uuuuh!" so says some gay marriage-hating Christians - IDLYITW

Busting brains 4 Jeebus! - Videogum

Jennifer Nettles is knocked up - I'm Not Obsessed

I don't see Waldo, but I do see a douchebag - SOW

And yet, the smelliest and most misbehaved animal at Maria Menounos' party was Donald Trump - Cityrag

Simon Cowell also has the world's most recognizable set of tits - Hollywood Rag 

Nicole Kidman looks her father in a wig and rubber lips - Just Jared

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iamchristinepow's picture

Awww, the little Asian girl is so cute!

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Stan Hooper's picture

Had Lohan not turned into a bisexual-washed-out-law-breaking junkie, I would never tell Emma Stone from Lohan. Emma stole Lohan's career and deserving so!

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Bradley Cooper really gets around.

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 5:16pm.

Ha! I read that as Katy perry and her mini messes..
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WinterOwl22's picture

Oooh you know Lady Gaga is going to start pulling some stunts (like not wearing masks and shit) so that more people can recognize her.

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

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I can't be the only one who finds 2 of these "outfits" disturbing...

seriously, it's not cute.

loopygorilla's picture

Are all Abercrombie and Fitch models that DUMB????

Benjamine Bowers is a damn fine twink, Brian Hillburn u pervert!! how dare you photograph Ben masturbating and not post it on the internet to share!!!

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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 7:21pm.

Katy Perry is a disgusting pigfucker, writing music only a ten year old girl could enjoy that's steeped in sexual innuendo. The parents of those children should be ashamed. (I was going to write "should be executed," but I'm feeling charitable today.)

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loopygorilla's picture

What a lovely christian thing for Katy Perry to do, ahhh isn't it soooo nice of Katy to sexualise children. SHE MUST BE A BLAST!

in all honestly, those girl are probably 10x smarter than katy, so goes back to jiggling her boobs when she wants attention.

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Ahdduuuur Rock of Ages was gonna be a flop.

It was the worst attempt to try and convince the world Tommy Girl was into pussy... I doubt he is even into pussy cats, let alone real pussy.

I heard that when he and Katie were trying for a baby, he was sooo scared of Katie's vagina, he ask for a 10-foot long turkey baser.

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It warms my cold black hear that Rock of Ages flopped.

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Submitted by Saphris on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 5:59pm.
@agirl, I was about to guess stripper for that girl in 6 years. but I concur.

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A pregnant stripper, then! We are both right. with swollen ankles and a gunt full of baybay, dancing 'round a pole for a dollar. Klassy!

kittymuffin's picture

That's really wrong and creepy for those kids to dress like that,.that's worse than the wizard of oz for me.. that lil girl with the cupcake boobs needs a _____ _____ _____ yeah fill in the blank

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i tried to say something funny here earlier and now i realize there just isn't anything amusing about tarted up little girls.

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Oh come on. Although it was only 1000 people in the UK, we're to believe they would "recognize" Simon Cowell more readily than their Queen of the past 60 years? Bullocks. She's on the money.

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Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 6:27pm.
Stefystef: I keep wondering when they're going to stop trying to make Ryan Seacrest's gf happen. She may be able to dance, but she can't act! I also wonder if she's going to live in that new 40 mil mansion of his...:)

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@miz cynical, I agree with you. How many movies will this girl bomb before they finally say, she's just a dancer who needs to work the pole and entertain drunks in the afternoon at a strip club.

I give her one more movie and then she gives up, marries Seacrest and becomes his official "beard".
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 8:18pm.
Awful human being that Katy Perry. No talent, no looks, above-average tits but generally an annoying fucking asshole.

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Lucy, perfectly put! *adds corruptor of young minds* ;P

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That Katy Perry pic is some scary shit. Littlest hos are not the look for these kiddies. *but I blame the parents though*

Keibler's too hot for Clooney!

Flop of Ages - lmaorotflmao

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"Wheelchair Jimmy's entourage won't snitch on The Difficult Brown"

Lines like that are the reason I am on this site all day. MK all day.

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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 5:17pm.

I live in Dallas, those are standard birthday party outfits for the suburban brats and their fakey fake moms.
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LMAO - but not in my 'hood! (Seriously, I live in the HOOD, haha!)

As for this picture, I couldn't be more convinced the music industry is chock-full of pedos. The marketing behind Nicki Minaj and others has totally been for kids, but so hypersexualized it's ridiculous.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 6:16pm.

Am I the only one who is sick and tired of Kate Upton?

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NOPE, you can me among your numbers. I am sick to death of seeing her wide-ass wonky hips and saggy bewbs on every magazine cover. I know people snark all the time about what so-and-so is famous for, but I actually have no clue what she's done to warrant all these magazine covers. Or is it that she's on magazine covers cuz she's on magazine covers?

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Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 6:27pm.
Stefystef: I keep wondering when they're going to stop trying to make Ryan Seacrest's gf happen. She may be able to dance, but she can't act!
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miz cynical's picture

Noooo! You're probably right :(.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Awful human being that Katy Perry. No talent, no looks, above-average tits but generally an annoying fucking asshole.

And of course they gave the Chinese girl the dorkiest "costume".

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Yeah I was having problems this past weekend with none other than this site! For some odd reason, my computer was saying that my Norton program deemed it an unsafe site. I reported it saying that it was safe. The problem seems to be fixed. yea! But yeah, I hate computer viruses and shit. People should be shanked for that! :D

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Carrie Underwood's quote: "Above all, God wanted us to love others" says it all. Modern-day haters and panicked faux Christians forget that religion was originally created out of complete acceptance and inclusiveness. The human ego turned it into a hate-fest and a pissing contest that condemns anyone with different beliefs. I appreciate Carrie's support of human rights and her courage to speak out.

Glambert's picture

ANOTHER FLOP for Tommy Gurl's resume.

Bitch will be making Mission Impossible 19 soon because those are the only movies people people actually pay to see his crazy ass in anymore.

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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 7:21pm.

Katy Perry is a disgusting pigfucker, writing music only a ten year old girl could enjoy that's steeped in sexual innuendo. The parents of those children should be ashamed. (I was going to write "should be executed," but I'm feeling charitable today.)

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Some role model. She smokes, drinks, dresses like a dime store tart, and says her best assets are her boobs (not her voice which is odd for someone who thinks they're a "singer").

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You can thank Hollywood for making Emma Stone look not attractive at 55 lbs. What the fuck, Emma? You looked great before.

Datura's picture

Katy Perry is a disgusting pigfucker, writing music only a ten year old girl could enjoy that's steeped in sexual innuendo. The parents of those children should be ashamed. (I was going to write "should be executed," but I'm feeling charitable today.)

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fredfred, is Dunst supposed to be nasty?

tonicbitch's picture

I like Carrie Underwears but talkin' sense could really blow her into Dixie Chix territory.

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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 5:17pm.
I live in Dallas, those are standard birthday party outfits for the suburban brats and their fakey fake moms.

The boob-cakes would make fun bakery/luau Halloween costume, though.

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Well, at least those brats have bright futures as Playmates, since they'll be living out their moms' obvious dreams.

fredfred's picture

jennifer nettles looks like a bathed and sober kiki dunst in that picture.

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Nancy Grace face?

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Warning about the Scherminger/Popoholic link - at least for now, it gives you one of those crapass "you have a virus" popups you close and it keeps opening again when you try to close the page.

Fucker.

fredfred's picture

the last paragraph on that carrie underwood post is the best thing i've read all day.

fuck katy perry.

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miz cynical's picture

Stefystef: I keep wondering when they're going to stop trying to make Ryan Seacrest's gf happen. She may be able to dance, but she can't act! I also wonder if she's going to live in that new 40 mil mansion of his...:)

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 6:00pm.
Yup baby prostitutes. This started years ago. I remember my then 10 year old niece dressing with alot of skin showing just like her idol Britney. Now she's a young unmarried mom of 2 (two different dads also). Young girls who believe that being hot is the only thing that matters end up losing. Wonder how the mini Perry and Minag fans will end up.
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True story. But I've also seen non-slutty tweens/teens that grew into a looks-obsessed slut in college/adulthood, to make up for lost time. So a smart young adult can also grow into a dumb slut.

I always get sad when smart people get caught up in their looks. It's like, "Damn, we lost another one."

QueenieBK's picture

Am I the only one who is sick and tired of Kate Upton?

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Gardening Girl's picture

Yup baby prostitutes. This started years ago. I remember my then 10 year old niece dressing with alot of skin showing just like her idol Britney. Now she's a young unmarried mom of 2 (two different dads also). Young girls who believe that being hot is the only thing that matters end up losing. Wonder how the mini Perry and Minag fans will end up.

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@agirl, I was about to guess stripper for that girl in 6 years. but I concur.

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stefystef's picture

As I said in an earlier post, I'm not surprised the Rock of Ages FLOPPED.
The commericals were stupid, no one cares about Seacrest's beard and Tom's crazy Scientology shit really fucked up his career for a while.

Is anyone trying to remember the 80s? *LOL*

Tom should have gone out and performed as the character on one of the late night shows, like Jimmy Fallon. That would be really promote the movie well.

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That pic would be better with some Russell Brand mini-mes.

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stefystef's picture

Emma Stone has the career that Lindsay threw away with both hands.
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Jeanneee's picture

And LO fucking L at that Carrie Underwood business. How dare she espouse messages of love and support for all people! That BITCH! And don't even get me started on her being a vegan, what a DISGRACE! She should be ashamed! (Cut to Carrie staying fabulously talented and gorgeous and not giving a fuck.)

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agirl's picture

Of all the kids in that pic with Kary Perry, the one in the blue wig has the craziest stage mama and will be pregnant in less than six years.

That is what my crystal ball tells me.

M.E.'s picture

Mini whores. GAH!

Dunno which is worse, cupcake titties on a 10 year old, or posing with Katy and not kicking her in the cunt. Little girl you fail on all levels

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Jeanneee's picture

Gah. Thank goodness I'm having a boy.

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