Eddie Cibrian turned 39 yesterday and to celebrate the born day of the man whose got her dickmatized, LeAnn Rimes had a special birthday cake made and that mess belongs in the Cake Wrecks Hall of Fame.
If LeAnn doesn’t tweet it, it doesn’t exist, so she shared that sugary gross mess with her followers yesterday. LeAnn says it’s a cake of Eddie’s favorite things including his boys, a paddle board, a Lakers jersey, a Bronco and her giving him a hoof job in bed. The hell is wrong with her? There should be a law that makes it illegal for bitches to ruin delicious, beautiful cake by fugging it up and LeAnn would be guilty of that. Nobody wants to see Eddie and LeAnn hand bang each other in bed and I especially don’t want to see it in fondant form. Those two little fondant boys are right below and they’re trying so hard to not look up. I don’t think I’ve ever seen sugar look that scared before in my life.
Not only is that mess offensive to cakes, it’s also factually incorrect. If LeAnn really wanted to put Eddie’s favorite things on one cake, she should’ve just thrown a bunch of cash on top and called it a day.
(Thanks to all the FalcorAnn Rimes lovers who sent this in)