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June 17, 2012 / Posted by:

Dad Beaver, a widower beaver and single parent beaver raising his three chirrun beavers on his own after the tragic death of his beaver partner. This is the best real-life beaver remake of My Three Sons EVER! I was going to say that they should call it My Three Beavers, but that title is entering porn parody territory.

The Daily Mail (who else?) points us to MartinezBeavers.org the website of Worth A Damn, an organization dedicated to helping out the beavers of Martinez, CA. The site has also been following the trials and tribulations of Dad Beaver, a single parent beaver who has been teaching his beaver kids everything for the past year. In the beaver world, the mom beaver is the head bitch and teaches the children everything they need to know about being a beaver like building a damn, catching food and sending hate mail to Justin Bieber for giving their species a bad name. When Dad Beaver’s partner died of an infection leaving behind two 7-week-old beaver babies and a 2-year-old, he had to take the lead role. Worth A Damn’s president, Dr. Heidi Perryman, said they were all afraid that Dad Beaver wouldn’t be able to raise those babies on his own, but he did it and he’s even dating again (well, a dad beaver has NEEDS). Dr. Heidi said this to the DM:

‘I think that Dad’s a really great role model,’ Mrs Perryman said to the MailOnline.

She said that since Mom’s death, Dad might have even found a new love. Today, she saw Dad bringing fennel back to the dam, which is used to stimulate lactation.
‘We’re hopeful,’ she said.

And here’s a video tribute Worth A Damn made for Dad Beaver.

Didn’t that almost warm the dehydrated jerky veins in your dead heart and almost make you cry tears into your brunch time beer? And I can’t believe I got through that without making one pussy joke (sort of). Happy Father’s Day to Dad Beaver and all the other daddies (sugar daddies and bear daddies included) out there!

(For Cara & Ana) 

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