Sunday, June 17th 2012

Birthday Sluts

George S. Clinton (65)
Venus Williams (32)
Krayzie Bone (38)
Paulina Rubio (41)
Will Forte (42)
Michael Showalter (42)
Jason Patric (46)
Erin Murphy (48)
Greg Kinnear (49)
Thomas Haden Church (52)
Bobby Farrelly (54)
Jon Gries (55)
Mark Linn-Baker (58)
Joe Piscopo (61)
Barry Manilow (69)
Ken Loach (76)

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

I love George Clinton, P-Funk and all things related, and he can have as many birthdays as he wants to have - every day is his birthday,a s far as I am concerned - but he was actually born on July 22, I believe.

Can't miss the opportunity to say he revolutionized music and should be a gazillionaire, if anybody is.

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LMA618's picture

Greg Kinnear can get this when ever he wants. Only on the assumption his piece is grande though.

Mustang Sally's picture

Submitted by Nudgie on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 10:19pm.

Good catch, Nudgie!

This ↑↑↑ George Clinton's birthday is on July 22 and he'll be 71. Guess we'll be seeing him again, next month.:-)

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Nudgie's picture

Actually today is George S. Clinton's birthday, the composer, NOT The Grandfather of Funk.

George S. did a lot of really cool stuff though, especially for video games.

I think Funk Daddy's b-day is in November.

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Happy birthday to the man of my dreams, Will Forte! <3!
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JeanGenie's picture

Thank you, guys, you always put a smile on my face :)

And unfortunately my father - who is only 59, by the way - has always been old inside. Lucky him it doesn't show on the outside.

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Whamo's picture

@ Reason, good call, I'll be sure to scream out MISANDRY when things get silly:)

WithinReason...'s picture

Foxxy, aim to please, ALWAYS... it's what I'm here for... ;D

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 5:18pm.

"please don't take this horsing around seriously, no offense intended*"

[Richard Dawson voice] And the number one answer? Survey sayyyyssssssss [ding ding ding ding]

Within, you have a grip on the obvious like Lohan on a millionaire's dick

rotflmao :-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

letinstar's picture

Happy birthday to the one and only George S Clinton!!!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, heheheh I know, I ♥ lucy too!

Figured you'd love something to shout out each time you were "invited" to participate in an attack against yourself... lol "Fighters against Evil misandry, UNITE for the plight of THE MENz of the world!!!" I'm with ya all the way, love! hahahahaha

*dear Migraineuse, please don't take this horsing around seriously, no offense intended*

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Whamo's picture

@ Reason...LS is just goofing with me, she's all good in my books.

You're always a sweetheart getting my back though :)

I had to look up misandry lol! There is only one person here I need to deal with that! lol!!

WithinReason...'s picture

LOL Lucy, thanks for the clarification! ((hugs)) darn no wiping required... ;)

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Foxxy Brown's picture

HB TO MY HONORARY GRANDPA, GEORGE 'WE WANT THE FUNK GOTTA HAVE THAT FUNK' CLINTON!!!! his music shaped my adolescent development. this explains soooooooo much about me

HB Venus -- love you

HB to Krayzie-Bone [you Bones pull yo shit together and make some more music dammit] and the still hot Mr. Patric [the original heartbreaker vampire] too

not sure how he got into this but yes, Eric Lindros was hot. if i know a hockey player's name and it's not "Gretsky" "Roi" "Orr" or "Espisito" i guarantee you he's hot ;-P

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 4:37pm.

Hiya <3 I was playing on the joke:

Q - How do you know a woman has been using the computer?

A - Because there is Tipp-Ex on the screen.

(the woman is too brain-dead to press "delete" or X the page so she has to Tipp-Ex over it)

WithinReason...'s picture

Hi back ((Lucy!)) LoL at the 'hateful misogyny' ehheeh. I should inform you I've no idea what "Tippexing" on the screen means. Just be sure to wipe it afterward, ok? ;)

Good to see ya Deb Debbie doo!

Whamo, are you taking up the fight of misandry? I think you should, there have been enough "attacks" on you! *not really* I'll stand with you on that one! <33

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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 3:01pm.

I just now tried to blot out your HATEFUL MISOGYNY by Tippexing my laptop screen. :o(

Gardening Girl's picture

oops

Gardening Girl's picture

March is a lovely month! Spring starts and all 3 of my boys were born in that month!

Whamo's picture

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:55pm.

THE CONSPIRACY OF MEN chose this month for Fathers' Day, and gave Mothers the crappy month of March for their day
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March?? Geeeezuz if you're gonna be hating on men at least TRY to be factual. Lol!! Mommy's day is in May which is one of the NICEST month!

I'll cut you some slack cause you're just a dumb girl with cooties!!! :P. Ptffffffffft!! :)

Deb's picture

Hey Within! Sorry I missed you. Later, tater!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Vern's picture

Happy "welcome to OLD" day Jeanie!!!

:)
It's better than the alternative.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

DR.FUNK's picture

HB GEORGE CLINTON...KEEP THE FUNK ALIVE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN1xFZ2vfwY

Tyroan's picture

Free your mind and a happy birthday will follow, George!

Funky dlisters -- check out this clip of George Clinton with a haircut and wearing a suit at Dr. Cornel West's Princeton retirement a couple weeks ago. C'est formidable!

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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:53pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by Whamon Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:19pm.

@ GG.....I laughed so hard at that movie, mind you I was probably high as a kite when we watched it:)
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PCU ? fricken funny!!! Jeremy Piven at his best
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I'm not sure what PCU means if you were talking about Johnny D you must be thinking a different movie Piven wasn't in Johnny Dangerously, JD was from 82 83 early 80s anyway. This was with Michael Keaton and Joe Piscapo

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PCU is the name of the movie.. sorry, I thought you were talking about for some reason .. George Clinton was in it ... never mind then .. :D

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:55pm.
I'm sure MigraineSue has an answer for that, which involves June being the best month in the year (I agree lol) and therefore THE CONSPIRACY OF MEN chose this month for Fathers' Day, and gave Mothers the crappy month of March for their day.
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LMAO! Damn the man, save the empire!
*burns old bra with underwire poking out*

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Happy Birthday Jean Genie. If it helps my Dad says dumb shit like that all the time. I just ignore it now

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I'm sure MigraineSue has an answer for that, which involves June being the best month in the year (I agree lol) and therefore THE CONSPIRACY OF MEN chose this month for Fathers' Day, and gave Mothers the crappy month of March for their day.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Wait, how come Mothers' Day in the UK and US are on different days and even in different months, but Fathers' Day is on the same day?

*waves back to WithinReason...*

HB Greg Kinnear! He was a pretty good JFK in that miniseries with Katie Holmes.

ETA - HB JeanGenie. I'm 31 and it's not so bad if you stop counting.
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WithinReason...'s picture

Hi Deb!

*waves at everyone*

Out for a bit. Enjoy the day.

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB Jason, Greg and the other birthday hot sluts today.

Buon compleanno a JeanGenie! Have a great one today! Tanti baci!

Happy Father's day to all the dads and single parents out there!!!!! ☺☺☺ ☼☼☼

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Gardening Girl's picture

No problem sister! I know how it is when ya got man ass, and hot man ass, on the brain.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by JeanGenie on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:57pm.
My father "Well, of course now the years start weighing much more".

Oh shit, hahahaha! That is cold. Happy Birthday though <3

Deb's picture

Thanks, GG! I thought the A/C was broken!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Gardening Girl's picture

*throws glass of ice water on Deb*

Deb's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:08pm.

I was tempted, but he was with those goddamned helicopter parents! I did get him to autograph a check for my Penguins-loving stepson.
I remember Eric was standing at the front door of the restaurant, and I and another gal were just ogling the hell out of his perfect honeydews.
Is it hot in here?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Gardening Girl's picture

Deb, thank you gal! It was amazing!!! Only took 45 years!

Plus, you met Lindros and didnt manhandle him? I would have left him bruised! Still jellys of you!

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, JeanGenie! You are still a youngster. Enjoy your day!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Deb's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:54pm.

Jason Patric was hot - I'd hit it. Lookes like Eric Lindros.
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I met Eric Lindros in his rookie year as a Flyer. YUM! I to this day have yet to see a more perfect ass (The rest of him wasn't bad either!). Too bad the concussions cut short what should have been a great NHL career. BTW, belated congrats to your Kings!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

JeanGenie's picture

Turning 30 today. My father "Well, of course now the years start weighing much more".
Way to go, dad, thank you!

:) At least people assume I'm 24-25, so it's okay. Let's just hope it stays that way.

Happy birthday to all my fellow June 17th sluts!

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Gardening Girl's picture

Jason Patric was hot - I'd hit it. Lookes like Eric Lindros.

Gardening Girl's picture

Off Topic - Rialto were Rodney King died is a shit hole. Odd that he had a pool and why are you swiming at 5 am? Anyway...he was a criminal who got beat by the cops and sued for $$$. I live in LA county so every now and then you hear of him getting pulled over by the police for driving under the influence and the police not hauling him in cos they were too afraid to deal with his ass. No body wanted to haul in ROdney King. So he kept on doing it. Fuck him. Good riddance.

TexnDoc's picture

Jason Patric was the cool older brother in Lost Boys (an 80s favorite) and Julia Roberts old flame and the son of The Exorcist's Father Karras. HB to him.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by Whamon Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:19pm.

@ GG.....I laughed so hard at that movie, mind you I was probably high as a kite when we watched it:)
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PCU ? fricken funny!!! Jeremy Piven at his best
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I'm not sure what PCU means if you were talking about Johnny D you must be thinking a different movie Piven wasn't in Johnny Dangerously, JD was from 82 83 early 80s anyway. This was with Michael Keaton and Joe Piscapo

RandéSleepover's picture

The city paid him $3.8m for the beating. Assuming his lawyers took 40%, that still means he pissed away $2.3m on malt liquor.

Inna way, he was sort of a sweet, gentle, shy guy (if you ignore his many priors, such as robbery).

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crazyinjapan's picture

Caramel, I googled Rodney King dead right after I saw your post and there was nothing there. A few minutes later, I googled it again, and there it was. Dead in his pool. Probably alcohol related. I know that he wasn't an innocent, but what he had to live with after his beating is more than most people could take. Imagine feeling like you somehow caused riots that killed 50 something people and injured thousands. That would be so hard to live with. RIP Rodney.